Now you're dead and have to choose one of these countries to respawn in

Now you're dead and have to choose one of these countries to respawn in.
Which one and why?

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Any country but Turkey.

Any country but Turkey.

flip a coin and then kill myself whatever is the outcome

Whichever is fine. Both aren't as bad places as memes say.

Any country but Turkey.

brazil has better bunta but mexico has better food.. pretty hard
in everything else we are pretty similar

Brazilian bunda is food
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>has better food
When this makes you fat as fuck, I don't think it's something really good lol

south brazil is good here
i have heard there is a version of south brazil in mexico

its not that bad in here
its not like africa
think of brazil like: we have everything you guys have in europe, except its third world and we pay a fuckton of taxes and theres a lot of crime.

a little butter never hurt nobody

well i havent tasted much of your food
but we have good ones too
remember, brazil is like 2 or 3x the size of mexico
so we have a lot of culinary diversity

Mexico simply in order to trigger Americans

>you guys have in europe
Look at his flag, dumbass

size doesnt mean shit in terms of cuisine.. USA is big as fuck and yet its original cuisine is a fucking joke.

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BRAZIL Definitely >LAMBADA WINS > COXINHAS > LATINAS > GUARANA MAN > DOCE DE LEITE >

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I think we have better girls than Mexico but Mexican girls in general are probably less ugly than most girls here, but they don't have that many beautiful girls.

Don't forget australia too, lol.

t. the latin america of europe

Your food is trash in no matter what part your country, can’t hold a candlestick to Mexican food.
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Greece so I can trigger you

mexico, because I can casually stroll in to LOS

Probably Switzerland. No crime, secure country and good income. A safe bet

That reading comprehension, you must choose one of those two.

Mexico so I have an escape to America

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Mexico and then immediately head for the US border.

You guys talk as if the US was a paradise.

South Brazil>south italy

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Brazil of course, some places ain't that bad, and the women are more beautiful
that's spen
it was once, my friend

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It's not, but it's easier to move forward with a US passport.

mexico close to the us border

italy**
FTFY

Mexico, so I wouldn't have to learn another language

It's a curse. I don't recommend being Amerimuttland's neighbor.

this

Some Americans are going to think you are a terrorist by the flag, kek.

It's not like that

>implying he isn't

Brazil so I have a higher chance of being born white

also a higher chance of born a nigga, dont forget that.

Lightning never strikes the same place twice

I'd kill myself in the afterlife.

KEK brazil cause mexico is even worse

>muh US border
the US is a literal brazil with guns

This thread really highlights the delusions of Mexicants and Apezilians

haha lol

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