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Got toil on a sunday morning, now THIS is living

Been texting girls all night

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Alri father

the purpose of sex is reproduction
pray tell, how do you reproduce with someone’s large intestine

Best Spotify equivalent?

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pistol went off into my foot lads

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sleep toiling in a minute

he's here

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apple music

I'm sure he just walked it off

No, not that one. You know. The one.

corrr proper brap hog

I'm completely put off-balance by this

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d-do you think that person lost their foot
thats some insane damage

perform a citizens arrest for being a waceman

for me its coronation street

show a piccy

She is brain testing you. You are not passing

the real game of thrones

facing the precipice of annihilation

Android

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arrest all non-whites

stick them in the slammer i say

Say you want her to shit in your mouth

alri lachie how's it going mate

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oh dear shutup man

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Want existence to end

would be cool if someone just.... dropped 3 or 4 nukes there....

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Oof those pinging sounds

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howling

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>that pinging noise

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shes has a nice body

would much rather engage in sexual intercourse with her than have her.... yknow....

Aha probably nicer than the shithole you're from buddy
I don't like a lot of the people there tbf

Hello lads.

absolutely need my bollocks decimated by a bat of the calibre

chatting to the peng ex gf my dudes

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hooting

*shouts at you* ALRI LACHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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OWW OWIE OUCH
DEFINITELY NOT THAT ONE

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don't really enjoy video games much anymore

Any of you lads coming to visit me in the mental ward today?

was playing the original call of duty just now on the russian campaign and noticed that some of the german enemies were dropping MP44s even though the mission setting was 1942

disconcerting, to say the least

Same only she’s not really peng and I don’t really like her but I can’t help but still talk to her and I’d do anything to be back with her

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This is known as the greatest save of all time. Zhang was one of a kind

"Zhang's famous ability to enter an intense trance-like state before attempting a lift was rumored to be due to heavy methamphetamine use.

Coaches say, in his intense training efforts leading up to the 1996 games, Zhang used an electric wheelchair to transport his body between the gymnasium and his apartment in an effort to conserve energy. Xiangsen was known to sleep with three 25 kilogram discs on his chest to become intimately familiar with the sensation of being crushed by weights, and hence to remove any element of fear from his psyche."

bit expensive innit

help me out lads

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put toothpaste on my willy then went to the gf and said "haha brush your teeth"

she snarled at me and told me to fuck off
going to dump the dirty little trollop in the morning

imagine that weird gimp rory stewart as pm
britain needs national socialism

How the fuck does he manage to keep his legs spread and isn't doubled over in pain?

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don't think it's possible to overstate how much i crave death

started listening to dubstep again like in 2009

have sex

saw a woman with three husky dogs yesterday
must be exhausting

now why would you go doing a thing like that

I hope it happens to me within the next 2 years. I don't want to live past 30.

>little trollop

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lachlans a fucking sad sack

Haven't eaten anything today it's 7pm

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nostalgia
now if you'll excuse me I need to find my yu-gi-oh album

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You can get apple music on android

Why not just use spotify though?

discus

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Can't comprehend talking shite into a camera for 30 minutes and uploading it for vfs to watch

got the window open its not even warm out

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need you to die in a mall shooting or a freeway pileup PRONTO

youtube.com/watch?v=rlm-SlJOhwg

chune

i had slifer the sky dragon as a kid

Thinking about something of a scatological nature.

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Parents are picking me up from the hospital at lunch time lads.

charlie malaponte you’re a sick little man

the ol 'cide

I'll end up just transferring from laptop refuse to pay

same but did you have it in a deck or in a booster? cause the value isn't the same

finally getting discharged lachy?

how long did they keep you there now?

Watching an anime girl playing with fire lads
youtube.com/watch?v=9Cb2_WlmIXk

lachy give us an update lad, you heard much from the mother of 3?

youtube.com/watch?v=EDKwCvD56kw

Hot af

lachy hasn't been replying to my salacious texts

have to keep track of twenty 3-4 year olds tomorrow lads

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makes you think

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I think they're a bit plane

have good looking parents but i'm an ugly cunt

don't know what i did to deserve this

Does Charlie Malaponte even post here anymore?