Be swarthy Spaniard visiting the US

>be swarthy Spaniard visiting the US
>most people here are darker than me
>food is nearly inedible
>homeless drug addicts everywhere
>morbid obesity rampant
>store employees all act like they have brain damage
>become so stressed thinking I have to be here one more week
>light up a cigarette in parking lot of shopping mall
>old morbidly obese man yells at me “HEY! YOU SHOULDNT SMOKE HERE!”

What the fuck is wrong with Americans? I can’t believe I ever judged Paris and London as shitholes. I am never leaving my city of Sevilla ever again.

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>>store employees all act like they have brain damage
tell me about that

at least they are open after 3:00

Getting conflicting messages here 106501800

You can't smoke in parking lots?

Do you also visit pig pens to find tidyness and sophistication?

No it's a massive shitpost. Second line should've given it away

the story stopped being believable in the first sentence

>Americans on Jow Forums got bullied so hard they started roleplaying as European tourists for validation
how sad

Si podes pero a los norteamericanos les molesta observar a gente fumando.

I expected something respectable at least. Not the shitshow i’m seeing right now.