Be swarthy Spaniard visiting the US

>be swarthy Spaniard visiting the US
>most people here are darker than me
>food is nearly inedible
>homeless drug addicts everywhere
>morbid obesity rampant
>store employees all act like they have brain damage
>become so stressed thinking I have to be here one more week
>light up a cigarette in parking lot of shopping mall
>old morbidly obese man yells at me “HEY! YOU SHOULDNT SMOKE HERE!”

What the fuck is wrong with Americans? I can’t believe I ever judged Paris and London as shitholes. I am never leaving my city of Sevilla ever again.

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>>store employees all act like they have brain damage
tell me about that

at least they are open after 3:00

Getting conflicting messages here 106501800

You can't smoke in parking lots?

Do you also visit pig pens to find tidyness and sophistication?

No it's a massive shitpost. Second line should've given it away

the story stopped being believable in the first sentence

>Americans on Jow Forums got bullied so hard they started roleplaying as European tourists for validation
how sad

Si podes pero a los norteamericanos les molesta observar a gente fumando.

I expected something respectable at least. Not the shitshow i’m seeing right now.

Euros don't understand, nor care about the concept of a long days work.

>Homeless drug addicts everywhere.

Again and again we go over this Jow Forums. Don't go to to the west coast. There's nothing there but homelessness and street-shitting. Place is like India but with less culture if you want good food, good people, and good and beautiful landscapes then you go anywhere else

It's fucking America 101 dipshit.

I hope a Mexican rapes you

But I went to Miami.

>podes
Eres argentino?

are you in the south? that would explain a lot

that explains a lot, huge population of blacks, cubans, and haitians

If you went to Florida then those 'Homeless drug addicts' are just Floridians they're not even insane that's just they come off

Food is decent if you spend money. But for some reason they undercook the fries in NY

Spanish are not welcome here. Fuck off

O gashego

There must be something with Miami and brain damaged store employees. Jason Genova was a bagger at Publix. Maybe they get a massive tax discount.

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this thread mildly upsets muttsharts and thus deserves a bump

We own you

HAHA look at this idiot. The Spanish don't "own" us" the Israelis do!

miami is a fucking meme. i hate americans but even I know that if you stick to the northern and whiter areas it can be a quite pleasant experience

>Y-yeah well I hate you too Europoor

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I once met a girl from Florida, checked her facebook and it was like the movies, she was in the school band lol based