I've never had sex

I've never had sex.

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I, as well.

>wasting your sperm, your lifejuice, on worthless scum called women
tesla and newton both practiced semen retention, remember that

you can buy a prostitute

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>i keep my virginity for 34 years

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>5'11" manlet
>6" dicklet
>live in california
>skinnyfat
>18 but only gotten a bj once
>fucking white so libcuck girls hate me
>stuck with boring 1997 accord because parents suck
>about to go to college with no idea what to do
its not fair bros

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Me neither

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I'm going to try and work up the courage to ask out my qt coworker tomorrow, lend me your strength bros.

It's over rated desu, makes a weird noise too

go have sex with crocodile