I've never had sex

I've never had sex.

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I, as well.

>wasting your sperm, your lifejuice, on worthless scum called women
tesla and newton both practiced semen retention, remember that

you can buy a prostitute

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>i keep my virginity for 34 years

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>5'11" manlet
>6" dicklet
>live in california
>skinnyfat
>18 but only gotten a bj once
>fucking white so libcuck girls hate me
>stuck with boring 1997 accord because parents suck
>about to go to college with no idea what to do
its not fair bros

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Me neither

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I'm going to try and work up the courage to ask out my qt coworker tomorrow, lend me your strength bros.

It's over rated desu, makes a weird noise too

go have sex with crocodile

Same

i did, it was hot and wet

Absolute madman

Congratulations for writing the most retarded post on Jow Forums this week so far

>6'0"
>dirty blonde/brown hair from staying inside all the time
>blue eyes
>decent jaw
>not ugly
>still a KHTV at 22

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It feels amazing, you're really missing out.

I had sex at 16
Didn't have really good sex until 19 though, that shit was cash, fuck I miss that girl

Well since you got triplets there, you probably will never have.

sex is overrated

Sex is gay

I've fucked so many women I don't have any idea exactly how many. Best guess is something like 60 women. I'm equally as fucked us as any incel. Sex won't change anything stop caring about it

Same. But I'll never have it

What makes sex good then?

Have sex

The only good thing about sex is it momentarily sates the biological urge to have sex.

NO

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I mean, what makes the difference between bad and good sex for you? By that logic, every sex would be equally good for you, no?

Sex has long term positive effects on both mental and physical health.

I've had sex 12 years ago.

Me neither, really don't care for it. I've yet to meet a quality women and frankly I'm not that quality myself. I could've had my fill of cheap sex and still could. It's not hard if you don't give a shit, as long as you look good, have some money to spend, and have a somewhat silver tongue you can get your dick wet easily.

Young, easily impressionable girls, drug addicts, broken molested women riding the cock carousel, there are millions of easy women to fuck. Hell, you can just rape them if you really want. Sex isn't hard to get at all.

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She was just a freak down for anything. True passion. She was the only girl I've been with who genuinely wanted my dick, every other girl it feels like they're just letting my get my nut off, but this girl wanted my nut. She wouldn't just lay there, she'd put her whole body into the act, it sounds cheesy but sometimes it was like we were one being, impossible to tell where I ended and she began

Plus she let me do anal

>anal
Disgusting.

Unless it's casual sex with different partners, in which case it increases the risk for multiple diseases (sexually transmitted or otherwise) and permenantly reduces your ability to form true pair bondings neurologically

Sounds nice

But why

I’m a 28 yo handholdless kissless virgin, no woman was ever attracted by me.
I wish I would die

>physical health
It doesn't.

Bend over, sissy boy

>all these copes
have sex

>Being a khv
Not even a kiss? That's pretty rough man

No. I’m ugly and dead inside

Kek, daily reminder that sex doesn't some your shitty life

Then find something beyond sex my man

>permenantly reduces your ability to form true pair bondings neurologically
There's a correlation, but no causal link has been established. Of course people who can't form lasting bonds are going to have more sexual partners.

If you'd ever had sex, you'd know it's a physically pretty intensive activity. Physical activity has a positive effect on physical health.

I don’t care about sex
I just want someone to love and love me back
It must be a great feeling to have someone loving you

Maybe by having some sex you'll learn how to talk properly

>There's no link that can be established
Not with the reduction in oxytocin production, no, but the amount of "break ups" one experiences will in fact reduce your ability to form long lasting paid bondings

I can give a proper citation for a paper on it even

>Hinde K, Muth C, Maninger N, et al, “Challenges to the Pair Bond: Neural and Hormonal Effects of Separation and Reunion in a Monogamous Primate,” Frontiers in Behavioral Neuroscience, Nov 2016, Volume 10, Article 221.

That's what family is for

Really... how does that work?

Anons there's not an age for having sex. t. Shy one who had sex first at 22, and second time at 23. Best friend had it at 16 cause she couldn't see the time, I didn't feel that pressure of trying it tbqh. I was actually worried I would be asexual/disgusted but I'm really not, I'm just picky. Best friend helped out a lot, mostly with talking about sex and chilling me, letting me know stuff, getting me into pretty accidental/casual sex situation without even putting an effort, it's just her friends are like that. My point is some people are easy, some are a dumb piece of marble, but you can definitely learn to be more easy going and relaxed about the other sex. Or your sex, whatever. I'm not a guru but down to answer questions

>That's what family is for
You're delusional if you think your family can provide the same love and intimacy a girl could

There's much, much more social acceptance for virgin girls than virgin men.

You guys are joking right? Sex is so easy to get once you hit like 23.

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25 years old virgin, hoping to get some prime big ass brunette other than that I don't care

>McDonalds is so easy to get!

>California
>White
Just be white and get an easy Asian girl

This is quite true and it's easier anything like tinder, basically there's way less women so someone is choosing you anyway. But who cares really, I wouldn't judge a virgin dude by the accident he is, unless he's a complete retard, in that case ehhh man there's a reason why you're not fucking

>gotten a bj once

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>be virgin
>complain about being a virgin
>set standards so high that they'll never have sex
>complain anyway
Have sex.

>>complain about being a virgin
Never done that.

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Then what is this whole thread then, user?
Also, blessed post desu

The OP is Australian and he used a very neutral image. Us being virgins is just a statement of fact.

>Jow Forums is one person

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I’m leaving my job at the end of next week and there’s a gril that’s been giving me some looks. Should I got for it?

Yes

Me neither. I wouldn't want to, it would be awkward, and the risk of getting her pregnant puts me off.

I hope this is bait. You have no idea how good you have it.

I want a gf, not just one fuck

>>set standards so high that they'll never have sex
This is a lie