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David Sanders
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Elijah Cook
Deano is a massive lad, and a legend to his mates.
At 5.30pm, he drives his Audi A5 home, careful not to scratch it 'cause it's on a really expensive lease. But it's worth it 'cause checkout the bluetooth capabilities.
He opens the door (which still has the film on the windows) of his new build in suburbia. He drops his M&S carrier bag on the floor; he'll save the percy pigs for later.
His girlfriend looks up from her phone, quickly closing tindr.
>Hey babe, how was your day?
>Hey babe, great cheers, me and Danny had a right laff on one of the viewings and I'm in line to get a 2k raise if I keep these sales figures up.
His girlfriend looks away disinterestedly, thinking of the Chad from tindr she's chatting up. Deano is glad she bought this barefaced lie and hopes his lie was good enough to cover his affair with Tina, some slut from the estate agents.
Deano swanks into the pristine kitchen, opens his bare cupboards, pulls out the only item in the cupboard - worcester sauce. He douses his ready meal and chucks it into the pristine oven (still with film on the window).
Deano swings into the back room, a bare beige room that stinks of new carpet. It has a 65" TV in the corner with a slimline ps4 sat beside.
>Deano is a master at fifa.
All his mates agree he's the don, especially at long shots and especially after a couple of stellas. Deano the don.
>Deano the don!
Shouts one of his mates as deano logs on
>Fucking Danny!
Shouts deano back, his girlfriend in the next room rolls her eyes as she sends another suggestive snapchat to all contacts.
Deano goes on to win the match 17-10 and his league chances are looking great.
The oven timer goes off and deano sprints back to the kitchen, he pours the sludge onto a pristine plate (still has sticker on the bottom).
He pokes his head into the lounge and offers his gf some, knowing she'll refuse.
>No thanks, I'm eating out with the girls
His girlfriend half lies, she breaks into a smile as she walks out of the door
John Collins
Thanks for the wank material
Jonathan Moore
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Today I will read moby dick or watch darling in the franxx
Thomas Wilson
Just found out that Gusty Spence died. I'm crying RN
Evan Sanchez
Sorry for the incoming blogpost, it's something I have to get off my chest.
I keep remembering how horrible my mother was to me when I was a kid. She'd shout and roar at me every single day, often in public, she'd hit me hard enough to see stars for even the most minor infraction- such as crying- and when I ended up with crippling social anxiety because of the deep-rooted fear of people and fear of punishment she had implanted in me I was too shy to talk to anyone, but she saw that and claimed it meant I was autistic and got an "autism brush" that she'd drag down my back any time she thought I was getting "agitated", no longer even treating me like a human being.
But now, she just seems like an ordinary confused middle-aged woman who seems to care about me. It's like she was abducted and replaced by a changeling at some point years ago, it's bizarre. And I'm supposed to care about her. She's baffled by the fact that I'm not always jumping with joy when she visits.
Parker Jones
You should call your mam a bitch to her face
Ayden Brooks
High chance that I'm going to maynooth university in September anything I need to know beforehand?
Henry Gomez
How do you plan on paying for rent or student accommodation?