Formally /éire/ edition
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David Sanders
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Adrian Murphy
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Elijah Cook
Deano is a massive lad, and a legend to his mates.
At 5.30pm, he drives his Audi A5 home, careful not to scratch it 'cause it's on a really expensive lease. But it's worth it 'cause checkout the bluetooth capabilities.
He opens the door (which still has the film on the windows) of his new build in suburbia. He drops his M&S carrier bag on the floor; he'll save the percy pigs for later.
His girlfriend looks up from her phone, quickly closing tindr.
>Hey babe, how was your day?
>Hey babe, great cheers, me and Danny had a right laff on one of the viewings and I'm in line to get a 2k raise if I keep these sales figures up.
His girlfriend looks away disinterestedly, thinking of the Chad from tindr she's chatting up. Deano is glad she bought this barefaced lie and hopes his lie was good enough to cover his affair with Tina, some slut from the estate agents.
Deano swanks into the pristine kitchen, opens his bare cupboards, pulls out the only item in the cupboard - worcester sauce. He douses his ready meal and chucks it into the pristine oven (still with film on the window).
Deano swings into the back room, a bare beige room that stinks of new carpet. It has a 65" TV in the corner with a slimline ps4 sat beside.
>Deano is a master at fifa.
All his mates agree he's the don, especially at long shots and especially after a couple of stellas. Deano the don.
>Deano the don!
Shouts one of his mates as deano logs on
>Fucking Danny!
Shouts deano back, his girlfriend in the next room rolls her eyes as she sends another suggestive snapchat to all contacts.
Deano goes on to win the match 17-10 and his league chances are looking great.
The oven timer goes off and deano sprints back to the kitchen, he pours the sludge onto a pristine plate (still has sticker on the bottom).
He pokes his head into the lounge and offers his gf some, knowing she'll refuse.
>No thanks, I'm eating out with the girls
His girlfriend half lies, she breaks into a smile as she walks out of the door
John Collins
Thanks for the wank material
Jonathan Moore
youtube.com
Today I will read moby dick or watch darling in the franxx
Thomas Wilson
Just found out that Gusty Spence died. I'm crying RN
Evan Sanchez
Sorry for the incoming blogpost, it's something I have to get off my chest.
I keep remembering how horrible my mother was to me when I was a kid. She'd shout and roar at me every single day, often in public, she'd hit me hard enough to see stars for even the most minor infraction- such as crying- and when I ended up with crippling social anxiety because of the deep-rooted fear of people and fear of punishment she had implanted in me I was too shy to talk to anyone, but she saw that and claimed it meant I was autistic and got an "autism brush" that she'd drag down my back any time she thought I was getting "agitated", no longer even treating me like a human being.
But now, she just seems like an ordinary confused middle-aged woman who seems to care about me. It's like she was abducted and replaced by a changeling at some point years ago, it's bizarre. And I'm supposed to care about her. She's baffled by the fact that I'm not always jumping with joy when she visits.
Parker Jones
You should call your mam a bitch to her face
Ayden Brooks
High chance that I'm going to maynooth university in September anything I need to know beforehand?
Henry Gomez
How do you plan on paying for rent or student accommodation?
Tyler Moore
I live in leixlip so that's not gonna be a problem
Gabriel Butler
Lucky you
Sebastian Ward
West brit
Daniel James
>Irish history revolves around muh British oppression and all different supposed famines and bloody days we've given you
>meanwhile in English schools Ireland and the Irish aren't even mentioned once, they're totally irrelevant to us
How does that make you feel?
Ryan Nelson
oh my days why did no one tell me how good this record was?
Angel Long
Luke Fisher
kek, the native dub looks exactly like a lot of native people in our former Danelaw area
anyone who's ever seen a Cambridge townie knows what I'm talking about
Charles Fisher
I posted their appearances on Jimmy fallon here a few weeks ago, you must not have been online. But yeah good tunes.
Grayson Hughes
i've been listening to it non-stop all week
Cooper Jenkins
Have the house to myself for the first time in ages, thinking of drinking alone naked and dancing to boomer choons after class youtube.com
Noah Brown
Friends just made a joke about rape in front of the gf. She is not pleased.
I'll have to have a discussion with the lot of them later today about how that sort of chat is not acceptable.
Andrew Hughes
>Friends
>gf
Fuck off normie cunt
Matthew Wilson
>having friends
>having a gf
Get the fuck off this website
Joshua Anderson
No you fuck off anime virgins. Rape is not fucking funny.
Kevin Fisher
What if it's clown rape you non-virgin fuck?
Ryan Sanders
My mam was cuntish enough to me when I was a young lad as well, although not as bad as yours and not the source of my anxiety. Same as yours though, mine has mellowed out alot over the past few years, after the therapist told her about the suicidal thoughts, it fairly copped her on
Tyler Thompson
Most likely she experienced the same sort of abuse, or a similar abuse - might even be just observing her mother or father do something similar. And that was what taught her how to deal with things, so her only solution in those situations was to act in the only way she knew.
Once you get into it you will see how she is as much of a victim as you are and that it is best to feel sorry for her.
The only thing to do is to understand that you have the capacity to rise above this and learn more than anyone else previously in the chain, by you actions.
Logan Anderson
He sounds like a bad fried, you should slap the shite out of him
Charles Myers
>MAMMY FOUND THE RAPE JOKE LIST
Sebastian Bailey
>DADDY FOUND THE SEXUAL ASSAULT INVENTORY
Cameron Moore
>GRANNY FOUND THE VIOLENT INTERCOURSE INDEX
Wyatt Bailey
>GRAND DAD FOUND THE FORCED FUCKING DOCKET
William Fisher
>DOGGY FOUND THE NONCONSENSUAL PENETRATION DIRECTORY
Christian Morris
>POST MAN OPENED UP MY AGGRESSIVE ANAL LETTERS
Nicholas James
Wtf i thought i was the only one who had such a crazy mother, we share almost the same story. My mother would scream at me every single day and would throw catty remarks at me every time we were in the same room. Also was desperate to convince me i was a retard, even though i wasnt. Everytime i needed help with anything, her excuse was simply that i was a retard and wasnt worth her time. Luckily she never was physical with me. Mid school was fucking torture for me cause i was too insecure to make any friends, i was literally scared normal people would shout at me like my mother did if i ever made a mistake. Went all my childhood hoping she would drop dead at some point. Suddenly during my adolescence she just turns into a lamb. She hasn't yelled at me or even insulted me in forever, and even lets me get away with stuff. I fucking hate how she turned so nice with the snap of a finger cause it meant she had always known how to be kind yet chose to be abusive cause it was easier. She knows i still try to distance myself from her and acts so surprised even though she chose to torture me throughout my childhood. Once i finish school this summer i'm moving out and never returning
Gavin Young
I am the perfect mix of all except the nog
feels good to be the apex hybrid predator of dublin
Landon Fisher
Same senpai.
I was regularly emotionally abused from a very young age right up until a late teenager.
She kept trying to do it well into my adulthood but I started standing up to her around 16 and I no longer take any of her shit.
I've done shit like this to my mam plenty of times.
My brother has done worse though. Full on spitting at her and threatening her with knives etc.
We're not a knacker family at all. Just upper middle class.
It makes me not really care all that much. Most Irish people know your English have a really bad education when it comes to your colonial history and are totally ignorant to just how terrible your country has been in the past (and present). You're a thick bunch.
I've heard so many stories from Irish who've gone to live in the UK as to just how fucking stupid brits are regarding any other country.
Much like the US but honestly I think ye're even worse.
I'm a virgin anime cunt. I'm also half normie, or at least I try.
But yeah rape jokes aren't funny. It's the kind of thing only 15 year old wannabe edge lords spout amongst their sad sack of shit friend group.
You either cop the fuck on and grow up at some stage or turn into a rotten mess of a person nobody likes if you keep it up.
Also just lol if you think anybody will let rape jokes fly when you turn to the real world. i.e get a job or go to higher education.
Noah Cruz
Imagine time traveling to Gaelic Ireland and bringing the entire population of modern day Nigeria into this highly divided island...
Levi Jones
Imagine relying on potatoes and then dying
Leo Stewart
>There also was a potato famine in Germany during WWI. Early in the war, potato harvests were excellent, but in 1916, the potato blight fungus caused a food shortage which led to decreased military morale and took 700,000 lives in Germany.
imagine.
Colton Taylor
my family were from wexford and preferred peas and other stuff so they survived thanks to not falling for the potato meme and keep planting as they did before. :)
Joseph Cooper
Been working out quite well most days for a week or two now, already noticing good results. It's great that I'm able to channel my anger into something positive.
Daniel Myers
Lifting, or cardio? Do you go to a gym?
Adrian Rodriguez
Jaxon Martin
Push-ups, sit-ups, squats and sometimes a few curls of the dumbbell. I've been wanting to get into running too but I've got shin splints at the moment.
Justin Richardson
You lads here the prayers been changed again? It's not "and lead us not into temptation" but something about trying not to fall over. Thoughts?
Dominic Nguyen
I had something similar but it was more just emotional abuse than violence, and more just paranoia and narcissistic delusions of self-righteousness rather than sadism.
brits are strangely proud of their ignorance alright
Noah Jones
Wexford is a weird place. It's full of brits, and north of the county is full of dubs, the knackery kind, and theres a big heroin presence.
You'll probably lose interest after a couple of months.
I just can't keep it up no matter how motivated I stay.
Who cares. The entire primary school cirriculum probably has changed, and naturally the prayers are going to too.
The whole church thing, standing up/kneeling down is all different these days apparently.
But its not like anybody even knows when to properly do.
Landon Nelson
>emotional abuse
Ryan Harris
and you're just going to let her tell you what to do, and abandon a friend?
Anthony Flores
It's possible to mistreat children without physically abusing them, yes.
Ayden Gutierrez
>Nearly out of weed.
Right I guess it's pre dinner drinks time.
My mother suffers from depression, anxiety and I'm pretty sure (as discussed with my therapist) that she has some for of OCD. Not that most people fully know how OCD actually manifests without experiencing it in person, but they.
She's also an alcoholic and a had an eating disorder.
So basically I turned out very similar except worse.
Growing up as a women in Ireland, is kind of a traumautising experience For a multitude of reasons. Those growing up in the 70 to 90's had their own set of problems. So it's no surprise a lot of mothers end up being the way they are.
Not idea what it's like to grow up as a gen Z woman but things seems a bit better for them, but by no means perfect.
And of course years down the line it all continues to manifest in the family and home.
Vicious circle.
Ethan Sanchez
Okay I spoke to the main instigator of the joke. Gave him a firm talking to - and he agreed never to do it ever again.
I can't believe you have to explain these things to people in 2019, though. Friendly reminder to everyone in /eire/ that referring to such things in public is not kosher
Ethan Mitchell
Bounced the gf's head off the rape joke again lads
Bentley Davis
Gotta go cook the dinner for everyone.
Kayden Price
>Growing up as a women in Ireland, is kind of a traumautising experience For a multitude of reasons.
Such as?
>Not idea what it's like to grow up as a gen Z woman but things seems a bit better for them, but by no means perfect.
I imagine they will "hit the wall" at lightspeed compared to even the degenerate but "prim and proper" 80s-90s gen x/early millennial (the boomer phenomenon was delayed in Ireland).
Wyatt Kelly
DUDE
Julian Ward
I'm a virgin and I hate anime, don't tar us all with the o
Kevin Howard
His punishment is not enough, bounce his head off the ground
Chase Thompson
Oliver Ross
>Might unironically fail the LC
Wew lads
Matthew Rogers
retard
Daniel Green
I literally know the balbriggan lad new Irish is based on
Landon Rivera
Ian Hughes
lad get off here and study ffs.
Nathan Richardson
Oh no you don't.
Jaxson Williams
Go study for your maths. Getting the right amount of points isn't as important as you think.
Hunter Johnson
I finna be failing third class
Elijah Russell
Who /repeats/ here
Easton Ross
>Such as?
You'd have to be dense not to know about the struggles and suffrage of women in Ireland from the 1900's to present day and the socioeconomic impact it had on women as whole.
Just think about it for 10 seconds, I'm sure you can think of a few.
Mam started talking about weed to me while I was cooking dinner. She just barges in after work going on about how she had 2 cousins who smoked weed and are now dead (one of them died from aids ffs) and she says oh it was weed that fucked them up.
Yeah shutup you ould yoke would ya.
Meanwhile I wrote /Éire/ on my joint, just like the time I spelled out éire with my fake xanax.
It depends on how you define fail. I got 230 points and did foundation maths and I turned out fine. Got a grand paying job and everything.
You just have to pursue education and your career differently than the uni route.
Apply yourself.
Fuck study. Unless you have an interest in the subject then who the fuck wants to actually study? Forcing yourself will not work unless you have an active interest.
Nothing wrong with PLC courses.
would rather have kms before repeating a year of secondary school.
Wyatt Bell
Do you live by yourself now?
Elijah Watson
>would rather have kms before repeating a year of secondary school
That's why I didn't do TY. I wanted out as fast as possible.
Ethan Hughes
How many of you sad cunts can't actually cook?
Like, can any of you even peel a potato and steam a lot of veg, and cook meats and various dishes?
Or are you all just retard sausages and oven food only people?
No. Be fuckt if I'm paying rent to a bunch of dirty landlords.
Tried to get a house but the housing market is so fucked right now and banks were being cunts and not giving me enough of a mortgage.
No I live with my family out of choice really.
I didn't skip TY. I'm glad I didnt too. I was then more mature in 6th year and also i knew sticking with my friend group and class I was part of was the best social move rather than moving ahead a year and coming into a class of no friends and of older people who wanted to murder me because I didn't take any of their shite.
Luke Smith
dont think rape jokes are particularly funny either but this is based
Sebastian Allen
>TY
Is there a greater sign of normalfaggotry?
Anthony Lee
Yeah plenty. Doing TY has nothing to do with being a normie. It's just another school year.
Logan Flores
>School didn't have the option to skip TY
Jonathan Ward
>Being a double 5th yearcel
Not even meming, the kids who skipped TY and did 5th year twice ended up losing their friends
Tyler Diaz
What do you mean 5th year twice?
Zachary Clark
>230 points without study
Maybe I'm just the biggest subhuman retard there is but right now if I don't study I probably wouldn't get 100
Liam James
Amazed at the amount of people that say 'skip TY', as if it was the default option
>just another school year
???????????????????????
Aiden Bell
Sounds like you're a retard then, sorry lad.
Andrew Watson
>he thinks suffrage means to have suffered
not surprised you're failing it
Aaron Diaz
You still know exactly what I mean.
Samuel Carter
I regret not doing it. I would've had a better idea of what to do in college, even if it meant an extra year being surrounded by wankers.
Chase Johnson
>Amazed at the amount of people that say 'skip TY', as if it was the default option
only a few did it every year in my school. The really academic types with their head screwed on.
>???????????????????????
We still had occasional classes, but mostly P.E and sleeping and doing absolutely nothing for all those religion and pointless classes.
But it's a year most people just did, is what I mean. Most people just saw 4th year as a year you did as normal.
Skipping it was the exception.
Colton King
and the year you skipped into wasn't full of wankers?
Wyatt Anderson
TY is the last great holiday you get to have before adult hood. It's been 11 years
Carter Williams
FUCK REDDIT
AND FUCK REDDIT YOUTUBERS
Jeremiah Davis
Fuck youtube. Stop looking at anything it suggestions, period.
Samuel Bell
They seem to be shilling these Jow Forums what ever the fucks hard lately, I always get them despite clicking not interested and never going on Plebbit
Kevin Reed
>Or are you all just retard sausages and oven food only people?
Well that's what I was brought up on.
Luis Clark
Not him but no.
Aaron Wilson
>Everyone else who is as retarded and has done as little study as you have were going out to seshs and getting laid instead of studying
>You're in the same league as them but instead of played video games and remained a KHV
Have I doomed myself to a fate worse than death
Carson Thomas
Undoubtedly. Your best bet now is to join the military.
John Thompson
Kinda sad desu.
and yet you probably didn't make any friends in there. Unless you were held back in primary school and were trying to catch back up to your original classmates.
100%.
Gamers are scum and society despises people who dwell infront of their PC and have no social life.
You're done for unless you act NOW.
Chase Nelson
I flaked through the LC and got some 200 something mark, only 3 years ago but seems like an age away, I can still remember the euphoric final day and walking home through a grassy field in the sunshine
the only thing I regret is only having gotten in one fight in secondary and being noncommittal with the people I hung around with and thus never making any truly lasting friendships
Elijah Clark
Yeah but it was one less year to spend around wankers is what I thought at the time. Hindsight is 20/20
Grayson Diaz
>and yet you probably didn't make any friends in there. Unless you were held back in primary school and were trying to catch back up to your original classmates.
Wrong on both counts.
Jaxson Cook
is this a real shirt?
says on ebay it's from 1990 but weren't they wearing the opel shirts then?