/mena/ trains edition
I've reached that zone where you get fatter but it's not noticeable unless you stare at your gut in the mirror and you still fit in your pants, there's definitely more chub on my ass and tummy. Most people see this as a gentle warning where they can see the errors of their lifestyles while still being able to prevent catastrophic outcomes.
well not me
if you give me a margin of error until things get out of control, Im going to fully abuse that margin for its full range.
Such a creative edition
gonna buy a kitty in a week or so. any advice?
feels good to live rent free in /balt/posters' heads
Rate my hand
breddy gud/5
Buy a puppy a cat is only cute to look at but they're soulless and not loyal.
Thank you, can I make any improvements to it that you believe to be possible?
cut it off
Maybe you should train grip strength, that's always useful
Not until i have sex with your ass
My dad got me one of those grip strenght training devices as a birthday gift. Is he calling me a weak handlet?
Maybe, but probably he has no way to know
I got one from my uncle as a sort of coming of age gift, I was about 13
you wish to rape me yet you are a handlet, no. i will be doing the fucking here scumbag.
Let’s go bro, handchads 2020?
Rape? Stop projecting your sick fantasies of me. I was suggesting 100% cosentual sex.
NOOOOO My municipality just cut off the electricity im back in the medieval age now. Fuck thunder and lightning
>1st world
3rd world since 2011 desu
>Brown
Get back to your shithole shitskin
I dont do consensual sex. only rape
Let's go
let 2020 be the year of the grip
Mate its been +40C in the sun and humid as fuck the last few days.
Im becoming an orange
Based protector of traditionalism
I would be creeped out but seeing as youre an iraqi id be more worried if rape wasnt your thing
thanks masry.
nah im extreme even for other iraqis, my love of rape and drowning women in the euphrates/tigris is second to none.
they expensive sir also mom don't allow dogs at home
Take the train to this thread
I'd rather not be defined by being a former t*rk subject. Also that thread excludes Morocco and some peninsula countries that didn't come under Ott influence.
And worst of all it would contain balkanoids
If I claim that Muslims are threating to kill me because I left Islam, would sweden take me in?
I started playing doki doki literature club because apparently it has psychological horror elements, now 2 hours in and it's just gay cookie cutter visual novel shit.
When does this get better?
Probably, but the islamists here would still kill threaten to kill you.
t. spoken with converts
Yes
I knew one who did that and larped as a lesbian. She's now happily married with a dutch man.
Ok then move out, you're an adult.
>posting on /mena/
>adult
FIRST FOR ISRAEL
never mind
Yeah nah, I can always be anonymous making people not know me
But if I do it here then the government will be the ones to catch me and fuck me over, But in Sweden no such thing would happen (probably)
Look at this lol
ar.tunivisions.net/38741/وزارة-التربية-تحذر-من-لعبة-دوكي-دوكي/
Why the fuck do governmenta only care about games? Mine kept spamming so hard that PUBG is dangerous and sheikhs were talking about it being the reason more Muslims are becoming terrorists and that its a Jewish scam
tunisi*ns still butthurt over a football game day 3.
Well don't fucking ask me.
>Why yes you have your religion and I have mine, you are free bro
>Kill those who leave Islam
It is a Jewish scam, they are correct
>moooooo**ooocca* butthurt cuz he knows he'll lose 4 to 1
pathetic
How do I make dogs stop shitting on my lawn? My wh*Te neighbors seem to retarded to clean after their animal I'm about to put some poisoned treats for them dogs on my lawn.
ليه العرب بيبوظوا كل حاجة.
Did you try asking them to clean after their dogs?
Do GIF related
I don't know which wh(Te subhuman keeps letting his dog overpower him. If wh**Tes were not such subhumans they would have kids instead of buying cute dogs to satisfy their maternal instincts. White subh*mans should be eaten alive by their dogs and their dogs let free in the wild. D*Gs don't deserve to live among civilization, dogs are dirty animals and basically can be fucking stupid and violent sometimes like that nigger breed bvlld*g. wh*Ty is so subhuman and weak that he allows BVLLd*gs to eat their own child's face simply for being startled. Cat's are superior they are clean and can actually bury their own shit when they do it.
#علااااج_العاده_السرية
من اكتر 1438عام حدثنا رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم
عن اضرار العاده السريه :
انه كان اذا رجع من غزوة يقول للاصحابة لا تصرفو فى الجماع فان المني الذي يخرج منك نور عينيك ومخ صاقيك....صدقت ياحبيبي يارسول الله
١/انها تضعف الأعصاب
٢/ان كثره فعلها تؤدي بالدماغ الى الليونه الذي يسبب العطاس وسيلان الانف
٣/تضعف الذاكره
٤/تقلل من حده البصر
٥/قله الاستيعاب وقله الفهم وعدم التركيز
تشعر بالغباء
٦/المدمن عليها تظهر فيه بلاهه واضحه بحيث انه يكثر من قوله هاه
٧/اضطراب في المعده وٱنـتَفاخات متكرره
٨/ رائحه كريهه بالفم
٩/عدم التحمل والصبر في ابسط الاشياء
١٠/تضعف النشاط
١١/الخجل الشديد الغير طبيعي
١٢/الشلل او الموت
١٣/الارتباك
١٤/ضعف النطق
١٥/ثقل في النوم
١٦/كثره السرحان وكثره النسيان
١٧/الخمول والكسل والبلاده
١٨/الغضب السريع لأتفه الأسباب
اسبابها:
عدم الخوف من الله
الكلام مع الاصحاب فيها
النظر في المحرمات
التفكير بالجنس
الخلوه طوال اليوم او العيش لوحده
حكمها في الشرع :
محرمه بالكتاب والسنه
ومن فعلها تلزمه التوبه لانها معصيه لله جل وعلا ولم يتب منها
هل مات احد بسببها:
ان من فعلها بكثره في اليوم الواحد يخشى عليه من الموت
cringe
>المدمن عليها تظهر فيه بلاهه واضحه بحيث انه يكثر من قوله هاه
i see nothing's wrong with this.
>You can't see women
>You can't talk to women
>You can't have sex with women
>You can't imagine women
>You can't imagine having sex with women
>You can't even jerk off
>I can marry 11 women and a child
Fuck off Muhammad
مينا انا مفلس
كيف بلادك الاصلية
كويسة، مشتاق الها. اهلي مروحين عليها هالشهر اخرى اكمن اسبوع و انا حاولت اروح معهم بس الوظيفة هي مش مخليتني، الشركة مش ماعطيتني مجال اخذ عطلة. باسمع اخرع اخبار عنها بعد ما يصلوا عيلتي اخرى اكمن اسبوع.
كيف تعني مثل في اللهجة التونسية و الجزائرية يا انون
كيك للاسف الشديد انا بحكيش نافري
Not gonna lie balkike
Whenever a dude with a girlfriend talks to me i think he wants a trio with me with his girlfriend
And usually they want to
Maybe this is the way
but to translate what i wrote:
its fine, i miss it. my family are going home to it this month in a few more weeks and i tried to go home with them but my job is not allowing me, the company did not give me approve my vacation days. i will hear more news about the town when my family reaches there in a few weeks.
We understand you, You don't understand us.(cause spolier: you guys are brainlets)
But hopefully you will get to visit your country inshallah user.
Yhe real reason is because the language he speaks is closer to fusha. I am a reliable source I have never lied on this general.
انا اكتشفت المشكلة اول ما حكيت مع نافري، من قلة الاكل في افريقيا انتوا بديتوا توكلوا الحروف في كلماتكم.
join subhumans
>من قلة الاكل في افريقيا
تعرف قبل تونس كانت تتسمّى مطمورة روما يا حمار ؟
و "اكل"(ياكل راسك) الحروف جزء من لغتنا
actually i'm wondering how a semitic language completely replaced amazigh languages in maghreb.
what was left was only a substrate.
then again, the same also happened in egypt.
the levant was already speaking semitic.
Y'know that's really rich coming from a cunt that exists purely on the charity of its already starving neighbors.
و المجراب تهمزو مرافقو
Nafris getting butthurt over my shitty joke, this is not how it was supposed to be at all. :(
Look your post is a mess and i'm not going to waste my time, just know that you are wrong and try to use google. Start by googling "tunisian arabic" and read some scientific documents
You people are really subhuman
Not really butthurt you qt. Just a little bit of tough love. I'll replace the Israeli user tonight since he seems to have disappeared.
>when a cute Boi sends an invite on FB but he's #technicien not #futur_ingenieur_nchallah
Sad. Into the trash it goes with the rest.
>Look your post is a mess and i'm not going to waste my time, just know that you are wrong and try to use google. Start by googling "tunisian arabic" and read some scientific documents
so, i'm right then?
ل ا
smells like cope
Why are m*slims so delusional?
Ok but he is not claiming you are married to him so I don't see the problem? Try going with medicine guys they make more money. Some have blue eyes but the downside is pale hairy kids (hairy by default but pale means you can see it better).
You don't know how often I've gotten married and even then the divorce button is just seconds away. I hate all men on fb.
Nafri languages are definitely influenced by arabic (for religious reasons) but claiming that arabic almost entirely replaced amazigh is retarded. Almost half of nafri population speak berber while rest speak some sort berber-arabic-latin of creole langauge which is intelligible for you.
I think you should stop we wuzzing, sandnigger.
>some sort of*
>creole
No nigger you won't get a green card
tl;dr
This fucking algerian thinks he will get s greencard by claiming he's creole lol i'm going first if anything
Sell your bullshit somewhere else, 99% of people in Maghreb upgraded their retard language to Arabic
Reminder to ignore retards
He's getting bullshit for selling bullshit, berbers are generally loud and stupid.
Stay in your desert shithole mibouna
Med guys are always cuter the eng fags and they actually take care of themselves. However they're really full of themselves, like sweaty calm down it's not hard to memorize 4 chapters and sitting for a 1:30 hour exam. Fuck's sake c'est la science des ânes
Don't get ones with long hair, too high maintenance. Showers and drying are a pain in the ass, they get dirty real fast, and their hair gets everywhere
Bla bla bla bla shutthefuckup
غالطة في الاندريسة يا بايبي
>A creole language, or simply creole, is a stable natural language that develops from the simplifying and mixing of different languages at a fairly sudden point in time: often, a pidgin transitioned into a full-fledged language.
>While the concept is similar to that of a mixed or hybrid language, a creole is often additionally defined as being highly simplified when compared to its parent languages.
>However, a creole is still complex enough that it has a consistent system of grammar, possesses a large stable vocabulary, and is acquired by children as their native language. These three features distinguish a creole language from a pidgin.
>t.brainlet
This is the only (You) you will get from me. I have no respect for teenagers who think it's cool to claim in an imageboard that they "pretend" to like their parents to get what they want and constantly complain about mom food like the ungrateful bastards they are. What you deserve is a good beating, ngl.
Typical sandnigger reaction when confronting the truth.
>that name
>99%
>no arguments
> Berber has been recognized as a "national language" by the constitutional amendment of 8 May 2002.[1] Kabyle, the predominant Berber language, is taught and is partially co-official (with a few restrictions) in parts of Kabylie. In February 2016, the Algerian constitution passed a resolution that would make Berber an official language alongside Arabic.
no wonder this general is dying a slow and agonizing death.
> welcome to the human race
People born before 2017 didn't even have the option to know about this retard language except from parents who already spoke it which was practically 0% of parents teaching a language randomly..
Why buy a cat when you can get one for free from a shelter?
Posts had higher quality when there were less maghribis or nafris around
How does it feel to belong to a country committing genocide and be a shitskin retard?
see?