Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them. Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?
Do you guys just go through times when you are sick of your qt?
Liam Barnes
Update on my holiday to Amsterdam with russian qt >We met at the airport at about 9am >Get to Amsterdam >Can't check into hotel until 3pm >Go eat, wander around Amsterdam (she is shy, doesn't say much) >Arrive at a cafe, have a weed cake each >Become enormously stoned (neither of us are weed smokers, not even occasional) >Get the giggles, which turns into paranoia >Left our luggage at the train station lockers >Whilst we are high, realise we need to get luggage and check in >Somehow manage to get luggage without losing anything >Can't find the apartment >End up at a cafe next to the apartment, cannot for the life of us find this apartment cos we are so high >I became paranoid, call my parents and admit everything (I lied and said I was coming here with friends) >Somehow make it to the apartment and get inside all safe >Spend the next 4-5 hours having the most passionate high sex >Dick doesn't fit, she's only had sex with an old boyfriend which was 4-5 years ago >I'm a virgin, make it work though, watching all that pornhub paid off >I came inside her 3 times >Her body physically vibrates when she cums >Pass out and sleep until about 11pm >Wake up, more passionate sex, came inside her again >Go get food, greasy burgers and chips >Back to the apartment, even more sex >Fall asleep >Just woke up, tried to have sex again but she's too tight and it's too painful for her if I just try and ram it in >Even the lube isn't helping >I didn't think my dick was even that big (it's 6.5 inches) >I'm not self conscious of my fat body in front of her, never felt like this before Honestly yesterday was one of the most dangerous yet amazing things I've ever done
Jordan Myers
Damn lad, what an amazing story. I hope to meet my qt one day and fuck her, though it's probably not going to happen. If it does however I'll be sure to tell /cp/ how it goes.
Aiden Morris
helo im from turkey i like dutch grils not stalker i promis
Carson Anderson
hmm, almost never see turk posters on /cp/. Rare.
Christian Howard
>>I came inside her 3 times hopefully she isn't preggers
