Culture Pals /cp/

sick of searching for qts edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

>Sign up at:
interpals.net/

>Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

>Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
>qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

>Script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/1MQUleX1PeA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portugal_Day
interpals.net/dr.domestic
youtube.com/watch?v=NMXed9Nvjfo
youtube.com/watch?v=mmHsKdpPTPk
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Do you guys just go through times when you are sick of your qt?

Update on my holiday to Amsterdam with russian qt
>We met at the airport at about 9am
>Get to Amsterdam
>Can't check into hotel until 3pm
>Go eat, wander around Amsterdam (she is shy, doesn't say much)
>Arrive at a cafe, have a weed cake each
>Become enormously stoned (neither of us are weed smokers, not even occasional)
>Get the giggles, which turns into paranoia
>Left our luggage at the train station lockers
>Whilst we are high, realise we need to get luggage and check in
>Somehow manage to get luggage without losing anything
>Can't find the apartment
>End up at a cafe next to the apartment, cannot for the life of us find this apartment cos we are so high
>I became paranoid, call my parents and admit everything (I lied and said I was coming here with friends)
>Somehow make it to the apartment and get inside all safe
>Spend the next 4-5 hours having the most passionate high sex
>Dick doesn't fit, she's only had sex with an old boyfriend which was 4-5 years ago
>I'm a virgin, make it work though, watching all that pornhub paid off
>I came inside her 3 times
>Her body physically vibrates when she cums
>Pass out and sleep until about 11pm
>Wake up, more passionate sex, came inside her again
>Go get food, greasy burgers and chips
>Back to the apartment, even more sex
>Fall asleep
>Just woke up, tried to have sex again but she's too tight and it's too painful for her if I just try and ram it in
>Even the lube isn't helping
>I didn't think my dick was even that big (it's 6.5 inches)
>I'm not self conscious of my fat body in front of her, never felt like this before
Honestly yesterday was one of the most dangerous yet amazing things I've ever done

Damn lad, what an amazing story. I hope to meet my qt one day and fuck her, though it's probably not going to happen. If it does however I'll be sure to tell /cp/ how it goes.

helo im from turkey i like dutch grils not stalker i promis

hmm, almost never see turk posters on /cp/. Rare.

>>I came inside her 3 times
hopefully she isn't preggers

we get blocked

rip turk blocked by every girl on ip

blame your countrymen for being so autistic

you need intelligence to be considered autistic

made an account yesterday. immediately started sliding into the dms of new japanese girl accounts that didn't get harassed by weebs yet and end up blocking all of africa.

I'm so glad im fluent in english. Wish me luck boys.

NEED a smart and artsy Republic of China gf

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>retards having sex without condoms
who will raise the flipper child?

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how to be mentally stable

Am I gonna be able to find a qt autist bf in interpals??

1. stop chasing foreign bfs and settle down with a nice Korean boy
2. See a doctor
3. be yourself

right here :)

H-hi how are you? I don't have interpals yet though

I am okay. Now post willy/boobs. Preferably both

I don't have a willy and I'm a titlet

>I don't have a willy
What a horrifying existence. People will talk to you but expect to be harassed by Turks, Indians and boomers.

Talk with a Portuguese guy

Sigh would it be easier if I were a gay boy?

Probably not, i was just making a joke about liking traps. Women have it easier, you'll be completely fine, just try talking to people. What's the harm in trying?

>step 1
already broke up with a korean lately(((
i think portuguese are depressed as much as koreans are

Portuguese are only depressed when they have nothing to do.

Tbf, most of us western guys don't want to talk to SEA girls. So she'll most likely be getting hit up by arabs and africans.

Idk I just feel uncomfortable posting pics knowing that I might meet someone from Jow Forums there and get posted here wew

Is there a lot of Arabs and Africans in interpals?? If they're not being creepy maybe it won't be that bad?

It probably won't happen unless you post your profile or make it obvious.
Really? i thought people didn't mind them

You can block countries, women tend to block Arabs because of that

Damn that's sad. But okay I'll just do the same if they get annoying. Thanks

almost 100% arab and turkish men will be creepy.

just make a profile and post it here pussy

i'm american and have a huge soft spot for pinay women
>australia
>western

Maybe you do, but most don't.

you are pretty far east, so how can you pontificate about western men?

I'll make a profile and try to discreetly talk to the guys who've posted their profiles here.

/macchi

>woman sends me photo of another woman
>asks me seduce her so she will break up with the guy she likes
Why do women do this?

That's a Japanese female. She browses /cp/?

No, /albertobarbosa does though

Cute. The comments on his pics are too obvious.
/jm2246
/ionforkincairns

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youtu.be/1MQUleX1PeA

>qt messaged me asking how I've spent my day
>I've been shitposting this whole time
What the fuck do I say?

You say exactly that. "I've been shitposting this whole time"

"just chillin, surfing the net"

Say "preparing myself for June 10th. The Portugal day"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portugal_Day

>visits a guy's profile
>bretty cute
>age: 42
wew daddy looks like in his late 20s

I don't think a Russian qt who can hardly speak English has any concept of shitposting

>NO PERVERTS

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>NO BETAS
ftfy

The best pick up line ever.

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I think she's on birth control, well, I hope she is

Dude, you shouldn't "hope" - you should believe. Nothing is impossible, when you have a strong belief in your heart and mind.

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You didn't ask? It's not a thing to dance around, if she isn't you could be stuck dealing with her for the next 18 years whether you want to or not.

What's the situation for Indians on there?
I've never used this but I'm thinking of doing it

Thank your country men for getting your country pretty much blocked by everyone.

>asking a girl if she is on pills
>thinks that will prevent 18 years of child support
man, you are literally all fucking retarded and must use condoms or we need new rules for abortion and euthanasia.

I meant that contraception isn't a thing to be danced around. It should be addressed before sex and you should use a condom if you have any doubts at all. Fuck getting stuck having a child with some woman who could end up being batshit insane

>tfw no 1st world gf

interpals.net/dr.domestic

someone, please respond to me...

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hello friend, I'm also suffering.
I suggest good times with friends.
And because it is hot, some bubble tea or bingsu and sit by han river or a lake ^^

It's funny how they explain where Gambia.
If anything interpals taught me the location of the SMILING COAST OF AFRICA>

hello swedeanon

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Hello, I'm from the fucking northern equivalent of Africa.

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