How do I sound more Australian?

How do I sound more Australian?

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Put a dildo in your mouth and bite down hard.

Speak chinese

wtf no way this was an official ad.

It’s real, NT has some autism about tourism.

Yes it is.

how do I sound like an Australian answer me
cunts

what was that noise?

my dad is considering retiring in dubbo, what's it like?

Ah yeah nah mate just gotta practice alot and don't forget to chuck a minty every arvo while you jog down to the servo to get some grub and on your way back to the grog place to get shitface and that's how you become a fair dinkum lad