How do I sound more Australian?

How do I sound more Australian?

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Put a dildo in your mouth and bite down hard.

Speak chinese

wtf no way this was an official ad.

It’s real, NT has some autism about tourism.

Yes it is.

how do I sound like an Australian answer me
cunts

what was that noise?

my dad is considering retiring in dubbo, what's it like?

Ah yeah nah mate just gotta practice alot and don't forget to chuck a minty every arvo while you jog down to the servo to get some grub and on your way back to the grog place to get shitface and that's how you become a fair dinkum lad

based advice. Albeit I couldn't understand shit

wtf kill yourself

holy based. we need millions of boomers to colonize australia

>t. suburban wog

Listen to lots of Australians and stop being a weak as piss dog cunt

disgusting. i dont sound like that at all

who are some good australian youtubers

Internet Historian

No

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come on Jow Forums lets troll this normie

Broh, my nonna's gonna smack me on tha head if I don't go to Church witha souvlaki and a chikki babe. Like fahk man howm i gonna do tha? Me and the bôys, we're going down to maccas tho with muh cuzzin. You comin broh?

plz roast my country in australian

That was wog though. I can't speak proper bogan aussie.
Best attempt would be saying that you're a fucking slanty eyed chinese gook but nah you have a good restaurant down the road where I went once where I ate some noodles which I didn't mind plus the girl at the cash register looked alright but she's a fuckin bitch like the rest of them nah sorry only saying that cos my wife left me for some half abo cunt since i wasn't moving my ass into gear to get back to working as a sparky after my workers comp ran out but I can't get a job dince all you fuckin boat people are taking alk the jobs like fuckin ants from all over the place but nah you do work hard so I'll give you that plus I saw you guys in MASH but seriously fuck off were full m8 i don't want no more chinese in the cbd too many of you and i know you aren't chinese but ah same difference and fuckin hell my throat is sore from yapping away wanna get a pint?

nice. have a beer

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