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mikey the virgin waving around the 200 quid his grandma gave him for his birthday
Everyting shh get shh
Shite yank edition. Someone make another new
*walks into the thread*
Why is being a white male a problem?
barely any jobs are important enough to require the 9-5 worklife
most jobs are really just time killing exercises
>yank editions
for what purpose?
ok let's be real
I am in love with Ben Shapiro's sister.
But I think she also looks exactly like Ben Shapiro.
Does this mean I'm in love with Ben Shapiro?
Am I gay for big jewish dingus?
- John from Exeter
it's not you're just a deluded autistic virgin who wanks off to Jow Forums memes
go outside more
who wants a pamphlet
REAL NEW
china will bide its time until the USA implodes due to internal conflicts
best place to start a fire and drink
beach would be top of my list but im not near the coast
>go outside more
*gets milkshaked*
anybody want to go nonce hunting?
It's a thousand pound give or take. You won't get much out of a thousand pound these days
remember during a doubt of depersonalisation i withdrew some GBP in the dubai airport and i swore the £20 notes were a different design i'd never seen, and must be fake, how could a major bank ATM stock such blatantly fake notes? even after i googled it, i still wasn't convinced
no love is illegal
alri míchéal how are we today?
hes on a fatal amount of gear, will he see 35?
mikey seriously i need this drive looking spick and span by tomorrow
hop to it me ol' mate
Reckon CAD 250 an hour will be worth it tbqh
Might smoke some weed before calm down a little
Don’t think I shall be going for the GFE seems a bit pathetic really
I've just watched Robert Peston on ITV News use it as some sort of negative.
You might think it's just some Jow Forums bogeyman, but I would suggest it's you that needs to go outside more.
Less so than if you posted Audrey Hepburn
LOL
going for my nonce hunting loicense test tomoz
wish me luck
>depersonalisation
I'm alright man, yourself. I'm fucking exhausted to be quite honest with you pal.
cant stop thinking about the big wide world out there.
all things considered she is a fittie
Seize the means of . . .
consumption
Non tradei detected
watched the full video of the cowboy lad from Hansen Vs Predator
50 shades of grim 2bh
yeah i'm alri. finishing up at toil now then headed to the gym
what'd you get up to at toil today then?
drive's in dire need of some attention, mike
you might have to give it a good scrub this time
Zoey's afraid to leave his name on lest he actually have to use wit and functioning grey matter to go back in forth.
clever.
A thousand pounds is barely a weeks wage
shall soon be repeatedly stroking my cock until ejaculation
you have been warned
alri i'm beat
a cheeky wank to lovely chubby emmet and am off to bed
girl at work asked me what films i like, she asked if i like horrors and mentioned her flat mate moved out and shes living alone for a few weeks and couldn't watch a horror film alone. i just shrugged my shoulders.
iceland's currency is monopoly money
you realize compared to the rest of the world brits are basically geniuses, right? They keep you all trapped on an island working minimum wage jobs when you could be out in the world using that superior brit intellect to hambone.
K... KEEP ME POSTED
french wankmind
The autism is strong with this one
A bit of high pressure cleaning pal. Dirty job but the moneys clean. Can't complain.
How big is your drive
I never sad it was lad.
BASED
its okay to like the cock, user.
just remember to clean up after your done.
oi bleedin ell m8 show os yer bird's minge or oi'll glass yeh loik the plonker you are, innit
I only post with my name on you paranoid freak
Couldn’t let those (you)s go to waste
lol are you me haha
I know
This is Pakistan's bowler for the 2019 Cricket World Cup.
As you can see he is a white man.
So next time you people think that you are superior to pakistanis because you are white - guess again. Because Pakistanis ARE white.
Thank you.
based
cringe phoneposter
me an killaman bus off de big skeng
need a boner
so whats french porn like? a pouty woman toying with your emotions until you commit daterape?
mind if I save this toad?
for me it's Sky One's GUILTY!
ebin
Might go down and get a few beers for the night to be honest
Mate, you're bout the dumbest cocksucker on /brit/
lol, soccer. the only fun part about that sport are the fans.
save it, it's all yours
do you all have very high incomes there or summat
how do people afford shit there
should have said "don't watch them then"
that would have had her BTFO
dont even mean like that. just want to explore around some places. something endlessly fascinating about weird bits of geography like remote valleys that cross multiple national borders.
>mate
lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to
he is here
>soccer
I understand English is your 2nd language Pablo but that's quite extraordinary.
it's nothing but strapping young french bucks creampying beurettes
two peas in a pod my friend
Any stalked by psycho woman man in
good plan mo chara
what's your beer of choice
>soccer
If you had a date and wanted to impress them about how erudite you are, which book would you casually mention as having read? Personally Im thinking of casually name dropping the Fountainhead.
What would be your book(s)?
gross. how can you watch porn with a penis in it. I'm so glad america has the gay.
Like the great poet brynjar logi said once "work work overtime overtime"
If you wound up with 1000 spare quid, what would you do?
suppose I should really head off for toil
draw for the mac
go on then
go on then
my shirt is inside out
can i get a quick rorke vs leftypol update
it's 10:30pm.
Unless it's in Mumbai you've got over 10 hours lad.
the novelisation of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Extended Cut
>america has the gay
it certainly does haha
radcen has them both against the ropes
Off to my job in Mumbai
Put it in the bank and end up spending it on bills and expenses like an adult
Might move to a portable in Antarctica and use a an etch-a-sketch instead of a PC.
I don't think there's much a psycho bird can do to fuck that up intentionally.
Get new phone prolly
off to buy my mum a job
sounds grim
are you the akureyri lad
Margaret Thatcher tried to not hand over hk to china. The chinese simply threatened to disconnect all utilities. People would have died
Britain said "we're keeping hong kong, the people want to stay"
China said "we're taking back hong kong. What you going to do about it?"
Britain said nothing
Some feminst bullcrap like sylivia plath or jane austen, assumming shes a psued, something contemporary otherwise.
>doesn't try to make more money with windfalls
Not very grown up, is it?