/brit/

everybody just fuck off

alright lads.
im 25. i have a good career, lots of money saved away. i go to gym, im trying to learn another language and do a fair bit of reading

how do i into a social life and how do i into a gf

start a band

Kill all women

Only one way. Just get stuck in

ask me out ;)

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Thoughts?

glasgow or nothing lad take it or leave it don't really care which

force all women to work in the rice paddies

how come I have a gf and im basically a screwup manchild but successful well adjusted lads like you don't have gfs

seems to be a flaw in the system

>kill all women

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no! ENGLISH slag

sucking a pint

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need a piss but don't want to pause the song i'm listening to

because i dont do anything social and moved to a different city where i no one for toil's sake. at toil the risk of a move on a girl going wrong is not worth it.

A little rain, and the whole of Worcestershire is in meltdown

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This is how I imagine mikey

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have taken to watching twitch girls in the evenings that have low viewer counts so I can text chat with them

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trying to do a year abroad and i don't know why i bothered
getting visas and accommodation sorted is a complete fucking mess and it costs a fortune. fuck this. i should've just gone on holiday over the summer.

I DOND KNOWYEW

state of that yank

watching Hotel Mumbai

whereabouts

reckon these weirdos need a good dicking to sort them out

wouldn't have anything to say to a twitch girl

nice might give this a go lad

arrest all women

neither do I its completely banal shite but it's comforting in some way
God I'm such a fucking loser

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Irrelevant

A woman you just met isn't going give a shit what you do and will think you're a weirdo if you show her a bank statement (correctly)

me, i got a big dick
twenty centi club unite

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who dis? he cute

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I know that face but I can't place it
Early 2010s Youtuber but WHO

thats why men buy nice suits and watches and cars

Blessed are the incels for they shall inherit the Earth

ofc i wouldnt show her my bank statement you dope. im just saying if we can put in together for a house and start making mini-versions of ourselves.

Doubt that's much different from talking to girls you don't know well IRL except there's zero possibility of charming them through physical chemistry. Which might explain why some see it as an equivalent or better option tbf.

state

>there's zero possibility of charming them through physical chemistry
Just like talking to girls IRL then ahhaah

>british soldiers are using pictures of jeremy corbyn as target practice

haha

One of you geezers make us lads some tea innit

unless you're minted a lot of girls don't care how much you earn. Everyone has careers now

Any old cunt can do that, and you'll look like a sperg cutting about in suits

please post art and photography you enjoy

>and you'll look like a sperg cutting about in suits

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just go up and give her a firm handshake bro

As a general rule I disassociate from faggotry
but

"Living in the city ain't where it's at
It's like trying to find gold in a silver mine
It's like trying to drink whiskey from a bottle of wine"

unironic banger lmfao

She wants me to put it in her.

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>REEEEE why are Tories right-wing
idk what the fuck people are expecting when they notice Tories tend to act like Tories
were they thinking they'd be really into progressivism and equality and tolerance or something?
pointless whinge

really concerns me when i see miserable oldfag doomer posts
i was under the impression that things would become easier with age...

>tfw F5'd on frinkiac so much I've seen the sneed lads pop up enough times in different scenes that I know they're just character models they made when the show switched to digital in the early 00s that they'd just insert as random background characters when they needed to

the fluffy-tailed dog also appears a lot

she wants a man from mansfield

*redpills you*

woah...

youtu.be/lnjDWpSu_mw

prefer not to

Oldfags aren't doomers. Oldfags are the people for whom the original Wojaks spoke.

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sneed?

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Why would you ever be under that impression

Want an unhinged over-the-knoll gf with problems

they're eating their own aren't they

because for some people it does get better

Gravity is a cruel mistress.

wonder if i'll ever be a grandfather

Feed is too seed for Sneed

just remember that fundamentally, at the end of the day, a large bulk of trannies are just autistic white incel men who are performing the biggest cope of a lifetime

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Theres a reason everybody tells young people these are their best years

why did you specify white there?

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nah honestly life just gets worse from 21 on

trannyism is mostly a western phenomenon and most westerners are white

just remember that, at the end of the day, trannies are an almost negligible percentage of the already tiny LGBT population in any country, and if you stop going out of your way to find and obsess over them your experience will start matching up with reality

in the us whites have the lowest trannyfication rates
sounds to me like you're a rasheed "mate"

Chuck

Fuck off to /po/ , /brit/ is a leftist general

thoroughly done with the second wank of the day

Rorke I'm going to count to three

It always annoys me how leftists and even purported "right" liberals can't see when pointing out the justification of their opponents' positions amounting to "because reasons" exposes the similar arbitrariness of their own positions.
They all come from a tradition which originally made this attitude explicit, believing it at face value is just for useful idiots, whatever "it" is.

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you're going feral louis

First for Mostack

do they really?
could I see the source for that

If was feeling so bad about my ex girlfriend posting an instagram story with an another guy until i hand my wank.
Than it all went away.

>the polish man who likes english rap is here

One.

Deano here AMA

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mamamamamememememore milkshake

nah loads in Asia too we just promote it in the media because our media is run by the Jewish elite