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leaving for France at 6am lads
willy

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Are you single?

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reminds me of Xenophobia - Vomit on the rabbi hahaha

>death before dishonour
I agree.

There are coloureds in this thread

what honor do you have?

No mikey I want a gf, a serious relationship. I’m tired of being alone, even my parents think I’m gay

literally me

Parents think I’m not a virgin but I actually am

Listening to the horrors

>coloureds

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What hue is your anus, Irihsman?

They're obviously pretending to think you're not a virgin

ask your ma

>SpongeBob SquarePants

Hmmm bit too political for me Mikey I’m a mere outsider looking in

She said it's black. I assume therefore that you are Mboko.

>Charles, what do you think of this Franklin Roosevelt fellow's ideas on this "New Deal"?
>Well George, I've taken to calling it the "Jew Deal" myself! That Roosevelt surrounds himself with such frightful Jews, like that Morgenthau character.
>Charles! I never took you for an anti-Semite! You're beginning to sound a lot like that Mister Hitler over in Germany!
>Margaret, darling, I have never been an anti-Semite, I don't detest these Jews for being Jews, I detest them for acting so wickedly! You can't trust these types, they killed Christ after all. And you know what, that Mister Hitler fellow has some mighty fine ideas, I wouldn't be too quick to dismiss him! I think we could do with a Hitler of our own here in America.

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why have they photoshopped a Nero Cross onto Ted's cabin there

was he especially hateful towards christianity over other religions generally?

twas flirting with a cute black girl last night lads

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Do you have 43 acres of land?

Kys laddy

How old are you? Is this an irish thing?

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I would rather die out on the ground than let someone put my name (surname). I don't know if you know this but us Irish travellers basically go by a modern day clan system. It's a bit weird but hey what can you do. We are Irish at the end of the day and it's a remnant of Irish history that we still carry.
Listen though man it's no good thinking the way you are thinking at the minute do you now what I mean. Women aren't as shallow as you may think. If I were you I'd pass no heed to the half lads on here. What you have to understand is you only have one life, it passes very quickly. It's like a holiday really. The years pass like nothing. It's a waste of time feeling insecure and all this shite. Sure when you're dead you're dead. Surely to god you don't base your value on how many inches you have. Come on man. Waste of time having that negative attitude. Obviously its easy for me to say but its the truth. Think about the regrets when you're a 70 year old man. You'll only be as young as you are now. Come on man, live life. Cheer up.

shan't
foy

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Mikey of Clan Pikey, 3rd of his name

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every so often, usually quite late at night, mikey suddenly goes from being a cantankerous bastard to a decent lad

dont know why this is, but im not complaining

You like ferrets up your bum lad?
..bit gay init?

>Irish travellers basically go by a modern day clan system
I had no idea knackers had the brain resources to form complex social systems with castes and kinship relations.

bought one of his books a month or so ago and I still haven't gotten around to reading it

so, why ARE they like this then
does anyone know

this land was made for you and me

my bum is a one way street mate

The real question is, are they like that with their own women? If not, then why do they do it with westerners?

reading Redwall

>Dracunculus is a genus of spiruroid nematode parasites in the family Dracunculidae. Some species infest humans and alter their hosts’ behaviour in a way that supports the worm’s reproductive cycle. Dracunculus causes a blister to form on the host, often on the foot or lower leg, causing severe pain and a boiling sensation. This will cause the human host to dip the affected area in water to soothe the pain which will cause the blister to burst, allowing reproductive larvae into the water where they can await the next host to infect.

>The worms can reach a metre in length. If one simply pulls off the protruding head of the worm, the worm will break and leak high levels of foreign antigen which can lead to anaphylactic shock and fast death of the host. Hence it is important to remove the worm slowly (over a period of weeks). This is typically undertaken by winding the worm onto a stick (say, a matchstick), by a few centimetres each day.

>This method of wrapping the worm around a stick or gauze is speculated to be the source for the Rod of Asclepius, the symbol of medicine.[13]

A METRE IN LENGTH
A FUCKING METRE

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We need to find a way to work with Indians. Aren't they going to be coming online (onto our internet) in record numbers over the next years?

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Come on man. May aswell speak your mind.
I'm serious though. The clan system is in full effect within the traveller community and you know I wouldn't want it any other way. Surnames have a meaning in our community. Men have been killed for the sake of surnames. That's honour. To give your life for your family name.
I'm only trying to wind people up most of the time. I like to think I'm a nice old fella you know.

Enjoy

End of the day I’m Irish / English and in Australia we all got along so not really interested in hearing songs taking the piss out of the poms but that’s just me

so how does it work when two pikeys from different families marry

does the the woman take the mans surname, or is it done by which surname is "better" or something

You;d be surprised.

My god you’re right

They chased me in Wexford when I spoke and they realized I was a foreigner, I had to wait them out inside an Abrakebabra

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I liked it when you took the piss out of that stoner that thought he was too good to go to the pub that was intensely based

Think it is time we did a clan wank.

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fuck off

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I can understand that. At the end of the day it has nothing to do with you and fairplay for seaking your mind man.
No, mans surname, always. There is clans though. Obviously we all intermarry (inb4 inbred) but everyone prefers their own. Stuff for you to be honest. Ireland is for the Irish. Simple as.

Clan wank? Lad...

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Just want a short term misso purely for validation so i can move on with my life eithout my dad thinking im a a freak
honestly think having to talk to soembody about mondane things every day would fucking kill me

To be honest I can't even remember. I can't take stoners seriously. Cannabis destroys the mind. And then the gimps go around proclaiming it's good for you. I've seen many young men who has had their brains completely fried with cannabis use. Shame really but what can you do.

Group masturbation session

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Thinking of getting a wetsuit

Red choder standing by

>While Real believe that Bale can be offloaded, he can expect a further drip feed of negatives in the media. He has been attacked for going to bed before 11pm. His view is that he is an athlete and does not drink alcohol. A television show tried to ridicule him for watching golf clips on his mobile phone on the team coach travelling to a game. And the media often return to mocking his limited Spanish language skills.

horrible dago cunts

sometimes i wonder why i am slaving away 10 hours a day at uni and paying £9,000 p/a for the pleasure

then i remember that ahead of me is a comfy posting in an antarctic research station, far away from civilisation, with all the books and music that I could want, and that gives me the strength to keep going

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Blog on

Irish rebel songs make me feel so patriotic and I love that feeling. It feels so right. Don't know why patriotism is demonised in modern society.

Attacking him for not speaking Spanish when he's been there that long is fair and just. We did it with Aguero and Tevez. Plus, Capello received abuse for poor English.

Other than gayboy, homosexual and poof I literally understood nothing. Care to transcribe or tl;dr?

Nice accent tho

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patriotism is based
irish rebel songs are cringe, mostly due to the association with fat american teenagers posting "SOLIDARITY WITH MY IRISH COUSINS!!" all over youtube

do quite like "go on home british soliders" though, thats a good'un

i am supremely humble lads

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his spanish is fine though, he's just shy but the few clips there are of him speaking spanish are fine (according to spaniards in Jow Forumssoccer anyway)

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Any request for material?

His Spanish is shit.

Careful with the short term misso prospects mate - don’t go for just anyone less you get hitched
Happened to my mate, was just supposed to built his confidence, then he got comfortable and it’s been a tumultuous couple of years

yeah... i am single though..
lot of variables, and equations, n that

99% percent youre a man, obviously if you arent a homosexual, not that theres anything wrong with that, well, i dont like gays, but who am i to say what you can do? as long as you stay away from me i dont care. but yeah... a metrosexual, a homosexual, a gayboy, a poof, but yeah, what can you do? yeah, some poeple are attracted to men but what can i do about it, know what i mean? i can... i can... not [unintelligible] but yeah... thats to answer your question

i dont even know what youre obsession is with irish accent is. sounds pure like pure [unintelligble]. but what can you do like? you like what you like, eh?

how do pikeys retire
does the clan look after the elderly, or do they have to make their own way n that

When I listen to an Irish rebel song America is the last thing on my mind. But I agree, It's quite disgraceful when some chap with 1/32 Irish ancestry is praising the IRA. You have to admit though they made some good old songs.
pretty accurate.
We don't. It's a hard old life aswell.

>less you get hitched
surely that doesn't just happen, like you don't just fall into it with anyone

nowt wrong with irish lads supporting the IRA
as long as you dont mind british lads supporting the security forces

its a war, cant blame us for supporting our own side just as you support yours

Literally watched it happen

He was trying to boost his confidence and let himself see someone that hasn’t really been right for him to put it diplomatically. But he’s gotten to comfortable to leave. He’s on his way out atm though

That was meant to be too* comfortable to leave, and I forgot to mention they did indeed get engaged for a time

gonna do a banger of a post in a bit lads haha prepare yourselves haha wahey!

poo!

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You know, I fully support the IRA but I encounter English people on a daily basis and really it didn't have anything to do with the average British man. Just because I support the IRA doesn't mean I hate British people. 99% of British people are alright.

Hmm of the opinion that wasn’t quite a banger lad but hope you enjoyed posting it nonetheless

Thanks for the subtitles m8

I like the Irish because I studied in Ireland for a while. Fun and mostly welcoming people (travellers aside). I had a really nice experience over there. The accent takes me back to the time I spent there.

About the gayboy stuff, it's a joke about sham marriage for visas, cheer up mate. On the original post I even wrote that I didn't care about his dick, because I wasn't interested in that, I just wanted the papers.

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mad thing about getting shot at from afar is that you hear hear the bullets HISS if they're flying past but not hitting you
must really get the adrenaline going

Nanny State
Nanny State
We live-in-a
Nanny State

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Hydraulics scare me

Get your tits out.

What's a misso?
What is getting hitched?

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watching the basketball lads

Yeah, nice country nice people, like many countries. Where did you go Dublin yeah