>Hi, I'm Kevin.
>Yeah I drink boba
>What are your plans after graduation?
>My mom makes killer kimchi, dawg
>Linkin Park ftw
>Want to go the the gym after biology?
>I looked it up on Yelp first
>She's cute, but I hear she only dates white guys
>Final Fanatsy VII is the best game ever made
Why are Asian Americans so cringe?
Sounds like a chill dude for me
>>Final Fanatsy VII is the best game ever made
he's not that bad
Replace FF7 with League of Legends and it's an exact caricature of a guy I know. He's actually a pretty nice dude, I hang with him from time to time.
>tfw no kevin fren
He sounds like a cool guy to hang out with.
You forgot
>fuck man, we need more Asian representation in the media. Crazy Rich Asian was so dope!
>fuck white people appropriating our culture, they can't even even handle spices...
>we're constantly being discriminated against. NO WE DON'T EAT DOGS!!!
>I love Korean food but in America you just can't find the real stuff, all made for whites
>Bro, you see the new Supreme lineup?
>Hey, add me on snap
>Damn, see those yeezys?
>Kendrick Lamar is fucking sick
>Nah, I'm going home to the Philippines this summer to see family
>I'm going into nursing, shits gonna be so hard
>Damn bro, you're tall af
Literally every guy in SoCal
>Replace FF7 with League of Legends and it's an exact caricature of a guy I know
let me guess. he is a korean dude
BUBBLE TEA IS DISGUSTING OVERPRICED TEA FOR GOOKS AND CHINKS
T.Gook
Yep, lmao
Why do asians love boba so much?
Where does the new Bubble Tea craze come from?
Seems to be this new "Asian identity" thing for Asian-Americans to hype Bubble Tea up and act as if it were this thing totally alien to "whites".
I want to be kevin
I always thought Bubble Tea was a uniquely white upper-middle-class thing. I was first introduced to it by a group of preppy white girls.
Fucking appropriating ass white girls
Its for white washed Asians in Canada and US to become "more Asian" cus MUH ASIAN HERITAGE
I don't know but Asian memes are like 2006-2007 level cringe. They are still on rage comics and shit.
Yeah, but when was that?
I remember it being a thing in the West like ten years ago.
But now it's super popular again and some sort of Instagram meme on "Asian-American representation" pages.
They might just all be 15 years old and don't know that whites have been drinking bubble tea for longer than they walk on earth.
100% some Asian-American thing
It's impossible to find a boba shop not filled to the brim with Filipinos talking about "Asian heritage"
Also from SoCal and this guy is dead on
White Grills are also, ALL BLACKED.
COPE.
"Kevin" is he Asian American male version of "Becky".
A result of losing your own culture in exchange for amerimutt """""""culture""""""".
>mfw white kevin and everyone thinks i'm a chink online
>tfw Rice University
It’s called Rice for a reason. The school is easily 30-50% Asian. People live and breathe for boba here.
Have sex, incel cuck.
western diaspora asians are based and only cringe when they become WOKE and anti-white out of bitterness.
OP's post was made with the intention of provoking asians into doing just that.
OP is probably a member of Jow Forumsasianidentity trying to recruit here by falseflagging as someone who hates asians.
>western diaspora asians are based
You have obviously never been to Cali.
Western diaspora asians are libtards and sjw
Japs speaking in Engrish are actually pretty based. Much less cringe than Asian Americans with their street affectations.
lol fucking korean kevin.
> Wassup ,I'm Tuan
> Yeah i order like 10 bottles, du ma idgaf!
> What are your plans after the club? lets go hit that 24 hours pho spot
> du ma fool, my mom makes better pho than this. bun bo hue is better tho
> yo i made like 30 racks off flippin some weed to "migos". they shout me out on the song,dawg
" swear to god my plug was vietnamese"
> whos that token white girl thats always hanging out with thuy and them. you think she let me hit?
> ay fool,counterstrike lowkey got me into guns. lets hit the shooting range sometimes
Socal is cancer.
Wtf how is this so fucking accurate?
Because they are usually from Taiwan
Chinese (mainland) are based.
You know Tuan got that ice.
Boba is a funny word.
>have adopted korean friend
>he's basically a psychotic chad mixed with larry david
it's weird seeing an asian guy not act remotely asian
would befriend.
Also he's right about FFVII, but I would limit it to the FF serie.
- white boy that stays inside his house all day
>bun bo hue is better tho
I love pho but that's based
how do i prevent myself from becoming kevin
have sex
Unironically start acting like a fob Japanese man.
how
I thought the bubble tea started in Taiwan or something. But anyway tapioca is actually a western plant and borrowed by Asians. Bubble Tea is anything but Asian yet it's their identity?
That's like saying omuraisu represents Japan lol.
Seems like a good lad, not a fan of Linkin Park myself but to each their own.
Lmao fucking hell asians are all the same, even in Florida I know multiple like this
Grow your hair long
Wear sunglasses, a bucket hat, a cape, and flip flops
Take up smoking
Don't smile at all
Get really deep into esoteric experimental noise music like Boris
Slurp very loud when eating
Ask girls if you can smell their pansu
Start molesting women on public transportation
Generally act like a mysterious creep
This is the sort of Asian white women find attractive.
Oh god I had an exchange at UC Davis and all the asians were like this. Most of them were in their mid 20s. It's like they had completely sanitized teenage years but without church so all they do is browse reddit and their idea of fun is gathering in someone's room to play PS4 while drinking Mountain Dew.
They're nice guys but geez.
Yes, Bubble Tea is a Taiwanese thing.
But is ASIAN HERITAGE!
Dios mio
Yep
Everytime one of them tried to invite me to hang out it was always that
I have one Asian friend who is Japanese who isn't like that at all, but he grew up in the ghetto so maybe that's it, he's unironically had sex
>token white girl
>the white girl is just a Mexican with bleach blonde hair but they can't tell the difference
Did you fuck any Asian qts?
Jap Americans are the chads of Asians.
I cant imagine having this as your daily reality
America is such a joke. That these are "common" large groups of people in your country. Mutt memes really are true
i have long hair and my only hobbies are going to metal shows and recently reading
im also getting a lot more motivated to play guitar so feels like im on the right track thanks
I'm Korean in California and I relate more to Southeast Asians, Mestizo hispanics or hapas who don't live in a bubble like weak and pathetic cuck East Asians do
I know a black nigga called Kevin
THIS NIGGA NAMED KEVIN
That's filipinos
Sadly no. Asians aren't thots
> ay fool,counterstrike lowkey got me into guns. lets hit the shooting range sometimes
My uni is full of Asians speaking ching chong languages.
I can't tell them apart.
not true
they don't like mestizo beans. They, indigenas and mestizitas want pure Visigothic Suevic Iberian chad bulls
Filipinos are all nurses or gangsters.
yeah im korean in norcal and i feel the same way they're way more friendly
no, the guys all are school teachers or computer technicians
I know multiple Filipino guys and girls who are nurses or in school to become nurses
Asian men should just give up and become traps
>>Final Fanatsy VII is the best game ever made
Why do so many people pretend to like this game or final fantasy in general?
It's a shitty game with a poorly thought story
you forgot
>tribal/asian dragon/viet gang poser tattoos
the graphics is why it stood out the most with them. story is shit desu
what is that bubble? the get A+++ notes son shamefur dispray meme?
UC Berkeley.
I have one Asian friend who's a gym freak but doesn't care about clothing at all and spends his money on gambling and expensive dinners.
I admire how he is the most relaxed person in the world despite working 2 jobs. The weird thing is that he apparently has a law master degree but prefers working in his parents restaurant and doing social work
t. Kevin Parnell
Stopping shilling Solus and your Kevinnet
Asian American thread, no mention of:
>GPA
>Silicon Valley
>6 figures
Bad thread
better to be a vietnamese than korean than swedish.
> Hej, my name is BERG
> Yeah i drink Filmjölk
> what are you plans after work ? ( ikea employee ofc )
> my mom mamma makes some killer Surströmming.
> swedish black metal 666 \m/ until i discover avicii. now im all about that plur life :)
> she's cute but i hear she only date muslim and africans
> pewdiepie is my hero
Based
vietnamese gangs in the 90s were really about it though. there was a race war between asians and mexicans. mexicans got fucked up so bad, that they had to run to the mexican mafia for help
t. KEVIN trinh tranh dang luu
>hey man, I’m Cade
>do you wanna look at my new tattoo? It’s mexican tribal, like Aztec shit yo
>yeah I’m basically like 3/4ths Mexican
>do you wanna grab a drink after this lecture bro?
>nah man my parents never taught me any Spanish
>this totally blows
>ugh my chipotle has waaay too much beans
>wanna see if we can get someone to buy us some legal weed?
>aww man I’m all out of hair pomade
>you could say I tan really easy
more of a tuan but okay
Sounds like a nice guy to have as a friend. Pretty based.
I have no friends irl.
It pretty sucks while you are 26 and have no friends really
lol that looks more like a pajeet wannabe chad at a UC
arent there a russian version with steppe niggas
And that's a based thing
Russian posters are very lonely people. Why do you have no friends vladanon?
there are vietnamese and chinese and koreans in moskva
I want guys like this to fuck me
>gambling
why are they so obsessed with it?
t. unbasedboi tranny
based tranny kpoper
was a complete beta during school years as a result during Uni was socially retarded and anxious so other people started to ignore me or make fun of me. After graduating from uni was not able to find a job so complete social isolation goes on aside from posting on image boards.
>tranny
h-how did you know
you can always move to Sana on Hainan and find some Russian exclave to chilll out with
you need a savior
>Where does the new Bubble Tea craze come from?
>new
you started it
and he promotes it,
chang and zhang