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midge
how many manlets have you mogged this week lads?
I think I'm going to end myself soon.
kick him or starve him?
would grab with midge by one leg, spin three times and chuck him like an olympic hammer thrower
mmm, 64 bags of yorkshire tea...
what's this then
yeah as always I reckon you shouldn't
Are you going to make a pie out of tea?
This is the Thai weather forecast posted in the British general for discussing British culture.
What would you want to discuss over nonroadcasted debate
I prefer written debates. You can more carefully construct your arguments and keep track of what was said. Yelling over each other and just launching off into speeches that dont address the opposite or speaking too soon before youve fleshed out a thought arent partivularly appealing to me
Redpill me on why pop culture is so full of satanic imagery and shit
Are these kikes really occultist nonces? I'm starting to think so
grim
morning lads
morning nonce
no was just making a simpsons reference lad, replaces American cheese with Yorkshire tea aha
i think i might get some duck fillets on the weekend and smoke them and through the week i can use them in a salad
Lunatic
You are so desperate for attention you are now deliberately trying to get people to tell you to fuck off. I will never feel envious of him because of how obviously pathetic he is.
cursed image
comfy
I'm not suicidal but wouldn't give a shit if I died
If someone had a gun to my head and was threatening to kill me I couldn't care less
Only foreigns entertain his constant need for approval.
right this is my stop for toil
So I texted the mother that I met in hospital at 2:13 pm asking if she wanted to meet up tomorrow for a walk & have some lunch. Still no reply.
t. Ignorant retard
Historically it would be totally in line
Look into it yourself, it's not a joke
I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
you have a problem
>I'm not suicidal but wouldn't give a shit if I died
>If someone had a gun to my head and was threatening to kill me I couldn't care less
No, that's all controlled opposition tier. It's designed to discredit the whole thing
Mental to think I've been out of the mental ward for 18 days now.
ask if she wants some of that good lach coch
Day in day out we have to be updated on a country beside britain
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It's more difficult to call out your terrible points when I have to sit and spend a few minutes typing explaining why you're wrong just to have you ignore what I wrote or go off on a different tangent. I can assure you I wouldn't "Yell", I might laugh, but no shouting.
All through the movie Drive I was thinking damn I'm exactly like him
The duality of man
Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.
Facts. Refutations. Poignant allegories. No shouting. No laughing. No condescension. Facts against facts against facts. That's how we like it here in /brit/.
I got robbed a few years ago when I was in the hood, and I told the guy to please kill me and he got visibly upset and ran off. Didn't even take my money, it was fucking weird
She's playing games with me lad. Sometimes she messages back instantly then sometimes not. She knows I'm autistic she straight up asked me.
Ok restate your case.
If i remember correctly you were saying kicking aboriginals out of civilisation could be justified by their ancestors not inventing anything beside fire
Waddling around the office to make the visitor think I'm special needs
maybe the mental ward girls arent the best type for you lad
>I got robbed a few years ago when I was in the hood, and I told the guy to please kill me and he got visibly upset and ran off. Didn't even take my money, it was fucking weird
Lachie seriously for your own good mate stop talking to her
1) She was literally also in the mental ward
2) By your own admission is playing games with you
3) By your own admission thinks you're an autist
She's probably revelling in the attention from a younger lad
just got 7/7 on the BBC news of the week quiz and I'm bloody chuffed with myself
the ones in tasmania forgot how to make fire
good job lad
good goy! make sure you consume just as much (((news))) next week too!
And the ones in the Northern Territory burnt the whole forests and megafauna away
jealous of the camaradry exhibited by australian posters
proud of you x
I was only playing devils advocate in this to begin with, I'm not specifically referring to this one, we've clearly done this a few times on a litany of topics.
They're also extinct now because tasmanian colonists used to mutilate their kids to sell things like ears as souveneira
yeah we're all mates
I'll be your mate too if you want (just gotta buy me a pint first ahah nah jk)
love changing toil and pissing toilberg off after all the money he's spent on recruitment and training lmao
you say that like its a bad thing
Honestly think I could get myself sectioned if I wanted. Just that good at acting
anyone itt got a nice arse?
First time ive ever argued with you.
>devil's advocate
Oh im just playing devil's advocate when i say we should ruin people's lives!
Mental idea of the day: Humans who go into heat like cats.
Yeah I reckon so
Posted it in the discord last night
What's your solution, live in harmony together as separate yet entirely equal cultures? I've got a bridge you might like.
firm to touch but hairy and smelly
Same
Just came out as gay towards my parents my dad just left the rum and mum started crying
Go on then what's it made of
>When the cunt is tight, pink and English
slags?
>towards my parents
No wonder he left haha he's gone to prepare for a bumming x
how about a crate of pints and some bonding over abo & leb bashing?
You're still purposefully misrepresenting what I said. Weird that init?
Solution to what?
The animist question
saw an ad on instagram
You had me at crate of pints
Don't like ads me
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon
alri
What you said is that aboriginals could be sent out of civilisation. And lack technology of their ancestors was a compensation for the ruinous impact on their lives.
Please enlighten me how this is a misinterpretation ofwhat you said
any friendly man in
this is unironically what mos thuman names will look like the if the racemixers get their way
mad that
who are the raxemixers
reckon you're on the piss aren't you mate aha
Watched a bit of Game of Thrones PR last night where the actors was asked "if you was in the game of thrones world what would you do" and two of them said "court jester" as an equivalent to acting
As if there weren't actors in the medieval world
As if there aren't actors in the Game of Thrones world
Stupid actors don't know anything
>umm silly my name is pronounced Absiddy
Triathlon organisers
Hey buddy did you get a load of the nerd?
The fat cats and the party bosses, Mr Rasheed down the street, mum and dad, even the NHS at this point
sitcho ass down wh*Te boy fo i sitchu down white ass cornbread nigga
oxford bender
Only care for that Danish feller he seems based