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early friday edition

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me on the left

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>I'm sorry my village not rich but I hope my house good for you, I looking forward to our life in America

Why haven't you gotten yourself a poor Eastern Euro wife yet?

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tfw no gf

if i had a gun i would shoot billie eilish in her hollow head and put her out of her misery

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tfw no bf

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based

ummm pls leave

umm no thanks

Funny that it's fine for you to post death threats online, but if you drive 30kmh over you get your car crushed.
Heh

Do animals give birth to twins?|

Heyo.

death threats are free speech

we can't all shoot cops during routine traffic stops

Animals such as cats give birth to litters, which is a group of fraternal (not identical) twins/triplets/quintuplets/etc

do animals commit suicide

faggots are not human - ie animals - and yes, they do.

... but all humans are animals sweetie

no we're humans

humans are animals

ok then why are we called humans and not animals
maybe because we aren't animals...but human...

supreme logic once again dominated this thread

>ok then why are we called humans and not animals
why are animals called dogs or cows?

because they're animals

t not

Stalin and Hitler were equally based

The sun isn't a star it's the sun

oh i forgot you guys eat all animals

nonsensical post

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fuck i wanna eat that

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furry acceptance is important

why would you use a sharp filter on this

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I didn't take or modify the photograph. I just post em baby

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the woman wanted the heroin
but her husband told her that it was not good for her
the woman got tired of been told what to do
she divorced her husband
the next day after the divorce she went to a drug dealer
she bought enough heroin to last 5 days
3 days later she died

I'd like some drugs. Dont know how to find a dealer though/i am autistic

a man was in his room
he was very horny
he was a 22 yo virgin
he wanted to have sex so bad
the cheapest prostitutes were $300
he only had $289
his sister was in her room
the man went to his sister's room
he wanted to fuck her

nite nite

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People throwing around TERF like it's an insult smdh

Use the dark web
t. fellow autist

made one

Sudan? uhhhh who cares what happens over there?

can't sleep

I certainly do not

good

why don't you do that yourself, arbys.

Why are mexicans so weak, feeble..?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4-GvJE0W_AY

Scared of death tbqh. If it happens I welcome it but I am a coward.

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Why is Hungry so small, irrelevant..?

not sure i'm scared of death per say
all i know is i want to live forever

Hungary is one of the most relevant countries of Europe rn though

based

youtube.com/watch?v=vrT0OZsdFfU
then stop telling other people to.

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kys tranny chaser
also kys arbys and kys ale and kys that other faggotposte

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received a filtered (You)
not my usual type of music, i like it though.

cringe cringe cringe
mostly autistic tho
but still very, very, very extremely cringe

>WE THE NORTH
uh yeah that’s really cringe

received another filtered (You), poor mosquito can't make it through the net

WE
the nooooooooooooorthern brothers

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a third. i'm on a roll catching these free (You's)!

>(You's)

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You first

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i'm concerned about Jow Forums data mining and collecting a record of all my posts, but i'm far too addicted to stop or do anything

there's a guy in this general who keeps track of anons

that's just in discord so he's a double loser lol

there's another one now

time to delete my image folders again

you need to just stop

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who

Go to sleep little ale

Work GF opened the door for me and smiled at me today.

Be still, my beating heart...

like can you just not

If I was on a jury I'd deadlock it on purpose regardless of how I really feel just to fuck with our terrible legal system.

incomprehensible post

holy yikes

Can't be worse than HK selling out to the PRC with extradition

you need to calm down

It's not selling out it's just fascism at work. This was set in stone the moment old woman Thatcher gave up gave up the ghost in front of the Chinese.

i don't know you

gonna make garlic butter now ok thx

>border patrol agent destroying water bottles left in the desert by humanitarians
>he has a Mexican accent
Lol

Made relish yesterday

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w/e.

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>toothpaste
>straw
>broken cups
>want want snacks (commie propaganda enterprise)

nicca the FUCK going on in this kitchen

youre being too loud

I could afford better

Just don't care

I don't eat wan wan snacks shit is gross that's for the gf

Also I don't have a kitchen this is just next to my bed

Don't judge my poverty tier living accomodations this place is cheap for taipei

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found this reddit
reddit.com/r/socialskills/
think i'm gonna take their advice

as long as it isn't some fucced up illegal sheet metal rooftop thing heh...
just move to xinyi you're an ESL big baller

w/e.

I know some chuckle fucks who make half what I do that live in xinyi... They are also broke.


My house is legal but top floor metal roof rooms are basically the only affordable option up here if you don't want to live in a shared house. Not that bad though you live in that kind of place you can afford to run the AC 24/7 without going over 13k a month.

And then die because the AC short circuits and the whole thing just goes up in flames in 5 min jajaja
A family mart recently burned down here and on top there was a hair salon, only after the whole building was up in flames did I see the hair salon was just a shitty sheet metal addition on top of the family mart, sneaky bastards added some nice looking exterior frame around it.

Toil ends in another two hours thank the gods

>tfw you're feeling terrible but you get a really nice text and you don't feel bad anymore

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