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so happy homealone is here
Rorke on the ropes
Dad is cooking bacon & egg sandwich for dinner. I actually wanted some KFC.
wake: 7.30am
breakfast: 8am
lunch: 12pm
gym: 6pm
dinner: 7.30pm
sleep: 11.30pm
blog on
Kfc macaroni is too tasty
go fucking get it then
>Kfc macaroni
The mother friend still hasn't responded lads. This is not good. Looks like I'll be spending the day on here tomorrow.
how is 'send them back to the plenty of room outside civilisation' different to 'aboriginals can be sent out of civilisation'?
And do you not see what the implication is for the aboriginal man in his house in sydney?
markedly similar to my day, give or take
wake up sheeple
wake up: 5:45
get up: 6:30
coffee: 8:30-14:30
tea: 15:00-18:00
dindins: 20:00
snack: 22:00
beddy-byes: 23:00
I don't feel like walking 26 mins to get it though & I got to walk up a big hill on the way home.
Interesting you say that as the gf is fetching me KFC as we speak
flat earth is real
is kfc halal?
wake up
shag
sleep
time of day doesn't matter for the shagger
does australia have like non-KFC chicken shops. in london there are loads and they can be better than KFC.
Lachie mate as mentioned reckon you should leave it aye:
1) By your own admission you said she's playing with you, and she thinks you're an autist outright
2) She was in the mental ward herself
She'll probably be happy to fuck with you cause you're a young bloke and she'd like the attention. Stay away mate, she's literally mental with kids. We've all got your back
What no cheese too?
Nah, but hollow earth is
Once had popcorn chicken from KFC and it was digusting, more batter than chicken!
honisoit.com
There's also Red Rooster
Yeah fuckin heaps, every corner shop has it's own charcoal chicken-esque joint and kebab shop
There's also a competing chicken fast food chain called Red Rooster but it's nowhere near as popular
for me it's yorkshire fried chicken in harehills
approximately over 3,000 people have died since 9am
It was well nice in the UK but it's like 90% batter here too.
you truly are odd
For me, it's Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers
Don't really give a shit you miserable little worm
mad that
God I wish this were me.
Thank's for the update
celebrating the ending of life is not being miserable you brainlet
will you admit that you're inconsistent.
my 2019 revelation: boys suck, girls are pretty fucking great
Gonna be having the french flag here soon
What can I do to ruin the frenches reputation here
This is me right now:
>In hostel common room with kinda semi ugly but not really, socially awkward girl from France
>Only us
>People don't really acknowledge Frenchie because she's not hot enough to bother getting past the social awkwardness
>Watching porn on low volume, but enough for her to probably hear one of the louder moans
>Hands down shorts
>Blatantly playing with boner
>Staring between Frenchie and screen
>She's obviously aware but this is the only place with decent WiFi so she's staying
carry on posting as you do
How long ago did I tell you I was just playing devil's advocate?
Don't reply to me again you pathetic midget
Cretin
grimmedy grim grim grim
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
>How long ago did I tell you I was just playing devil's advocate?
sad case mate, simply a sad case
nothing more neurotypical than surreptitiously wanking in front of non-consenting strangers
LITERALLY no work to do today whatsoever
for me? its morleys
sorry mate shan't be accepting this blokes are great to go to the pub with. End of, simple as, sorted and rorted.
Mate, I'm hardly NT, I'm being a creep to an ugly girl....
kek, this is me
reckon anything goes in a hostel
normal rules of civilised society just go out the window
loooool wot u no bout Morley’s senpai
wahey ahahah
alri
You say this, but then the fact you came up with this wanky justification about technological levels makes me think you're just trying to dissociate from owning your retarded opinions.
Lol she packed up her shit to go, stood up, then sat down, then stood up and then unpacked her stuff
quick, somone call me based
>in hostel
>in common room
>us
>wanking
could not be more neurotypical
i come up in there give bossman the nod and he runs the ting no questions asked
I did say that, well before I went on with my wanky justifications.
Should I ask her if she has a tissue:
>Yes
>No
(Not actually gonna cum, just for the reaction)
not really friend chicken Red rooster, where i live super rooster and crackerjack chicken are more non friend chicken which you could make at home anyway
Been headhunted on LinkedIn and offered a new job lads. How do I politely enquire what the salary will be, and indicate that they can fuck off if they're even contemplating offering below £50k?
carbon-based
so are canada good at sport now?
blog on
so you agree it would be absurd to force an aboriginal to move out of civilisation. and it would be even more absurd to evoke his ancestor's level of technology as a justifiation to do so?
if you're agreed on that, then we're agreed.
Why don't you consider getting a job homealone? It could give you a bit of much-needed purpose in your life
happened to me once. the salary was too low so i didnt reply. probably should of though.
>so you agree it would be absurd to force an aboriginal to move out of civilisation
of course, even when I could be arsed to argue with you I said as much.
I have a job?
Pull your shorts down pussyole
blog on
you kept saying things like 'not so bad' and trying to dimniish the amount of movement 'move a little bit' - which makes me feel like before me thoroughly demonstrating how silly an idea it is to you, you actually had some sympathy for the advocation of moving aboriginals out of their homes on the basis of their ancestral levels of technology.
you have an income
not really a "job" is it like
You are going to be gaslit, manipulated and brainwashed by a narcissist into believing a bunch of shit about myself.
Personally, I couldn't care less what either of you think. But thats whats going to happen. And thats the truth.
I'm above all of it.
business idea: mindless degeneracy
answering a question is a blog, feels like groundhog day in here
>I have a job?
yes
Did they put the salary offer in the message itself? In my experience, and in the message I received, the person recruiting always hides this information and says "oh let's just have a chat" instead.
What's your job friend?
Yeh, that's right.. prove me wrong.
Homealone is a short and squat parasitic goblin-ken illusion mage considered too ugly for the brood and exiled from his clan
how is landlording not a job?
I might snap and bash somebody in the knows
Think Thailad has the market cornered tbqhwy
You have to provide something of value to others.
I am a landlord + property management.
wtf i'm not a magician
yeah they put the salary (i think they thought it was an attractive salary but i'm earning a couple grand more than it unbeknowest to them)
Hah
Bit of elder scrolls 6 dialogue I just thought of for the mages guild. You could talk to the local Illusion master and ask him about the main quest plot and he'd say "we deal in illusions here, not delusions"
Hey, I'm not a degenerate.
You don't even need to collect rent in cash face to face anymore