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hel nordiske editiónen

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I want to get a danish gf that will say mojn to me

go mojn hva vil I ha ti morgenmad? (spör ej färinger eller udlänndinger)

Jord = Earth
Gubbar = Geezer

???? Maaukko

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probably just some e*ropoid loanword poorly translated.

Så svårt var det.

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>jordgubbar

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goddagens käre nordbor

>Nú eru vit 51.705 fólk í Foroyum
>Fólkatalið er vaksið við 860 fólkum seinasta árið
>1,7% vökstur uppá eitt ár

fokk man, eg fái aldrin eitt bíligt stað at búgva í Tórshavn.

bompur

Tyskerne er roden til alt ondt
Hil sejr

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>Greenland

I mean, bureocratically is, but ya know

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Hellas can into Nordic now?

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SONS OF WODEN HEAR MY CALL

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Brukar ni clover eller kuroba?

Hvem har lukket udlændingene ind

sverige

Det var satans

Why you keep doing this, guys?

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>Björn want to eat whale meat
>Björn kill whale and ate whale

Fuck danmark, whale murderers

Ingetdera. Kör på Chan Burauza när jag ska kolla bräden på mobilen.

Baserade Björn

i am ashamed of my country

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Jesus fuck Denmark

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my peepee hard rn not gonna lie

Hval smager godt
ikke @ mig

Hur smakar det?

Our north Korean president went all the way there and gave speech about peace on the Korean peninsula. Do Nordic people even give a shit about what’s going on here? I just don’t understand his seemingly retarded move

Smager en smule af vildt

We don't care, as long as it doesn't involve us having to go to war in your country

no, but he's very welcome

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Exactly. You have no reason to care and even if you did care, there’s not much you can do about the norks in the first place. Fucking dumb president wasting my precious tax money

Val smakar som lever ungefär

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I can see that he’s having a lot of fun with my tax money

our*

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ikki bert hval, men eisini giraffar....

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danmark, stór skomm.

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All negotiations between north korea and the US are done through the Swedish embassy there. The Swedish military inspects the DMZ to make sure it's being enforced. Sweden has good relations with NK and bad relations with the US.

När ska danskarna låta bli med att döda färöarnas valar?

gör pasta pesto.....

Kaffe og pibe

Vem är sjömannen bredvid honom?

episkt mem haha xd

menade allvar. är det han som styr flottan eller vad?

so hevur man keypt gull bjór.

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ja tack jag tar gärna en

her, ger so væl.

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Where is the Romanian flag I don't see it?

No such thing

utlänningar far åt helvet

dubs for more forest fires and nigger violence in sweden

>dubs for more forest fires and nigger violence in sweden

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Fint

dubs for at nulifisere dine dubs

sjitt, rip sv

What the fuck is this


Evil finland?

>t. homo danmark

Stor jentekuk jeg vil ha stor jentekuk i munnen min

>jentekuk
Kald mig bagvendt, men det giver absolut ingen mening

brævið interskandinaviskan musikk!

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Foler ikke der er nok af interskandinavisk/internordisk musik.
Der burde være mere af det
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Eg kjenner berre til denne
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Who is the retard in the bottom left who didn’t get the memo?

Finlandssvensk
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dansken låter konstig

Han sade skandinavisk, inte mongolisk

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sjúkt maður

>það er fólk hérna sem býr á meginlandinu

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visste ni att en norrman sjöng bumbibjörnsvisan????
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vi sliter loss halvön från e*ropa snart mannen.
drar ut sverige och norge i havet

I don't care, I wanted to share it

>vad kallar en färöing att "runka"???
svar: taskurdaskur

>vad kallar en färöing en "fleshlight"?
svar: fær

>fastlandstabere

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Är det svårt att få jobb på färöarna?

bert um ein er kræsin.

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gode sager

One man rodededey de du dey
ana asabay
where daydbit and dayn ham bu

skiliji ikki eitt orð hann syngur, men tað ger onki, tað skal jú bara ljóða gott.

>bokmål? norskdansk meinar du

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>du menar danskdansk?

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>kva faen seigjarar du? snakk nynorski!!!

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>nei, eg snakkjarar berrar höygjnorski. nynorski er for danskin

öi tallararu barru moin egnon dialetko, utt mett skriftmaolsnormalon.

why the fuck does finland have a nordic flag?
i didn't sign for this shit. i don't feel any connection to you fags and i can't even understand your languages

>ja jag aldri har mig bryt om gramatig, sär skrivning eller stavning. hur du visste det?

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Skift jeres flag
Det er pinligt at blive smidt i samme kategori som jer

Finnoswedes were in the Finnish Government when you first gained independence and forced a Nordic Cross to feel closer to Sweden

detta
Thats incorrect. They took the flag from a finnish yacht club

Thanks to Swedes you have the Kalevala.

var det noen som sa lang og tykk negerkuk???

åh gode gud

>var det noen som sa lang og tykk negerkuk???

Ja, mora di.