Unironically love this city so much and would sell my nutsack and cock if it granted me to live there forever in a nice...

Unironically love this city so much and would sell my nutsack and cock if it granted me to live there forever in a nice apartment in central Paris.
I couldn't give a shit less about all the tourists or Maghreb scum in the outskirts, the Nigger vendors blocking my path with shitty little Eiffel Tower souvenirs.
I just love this city to death.
France is the best country on earth.

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ok but you should visit other cities in France

same desu

Same but i wouldnt cut my balls and cock, my legs would be enough

I have traveled all over France...but Paris is Paris.
I do love the countryside in the Auvergne where I spend a considerable amount of time, yet nothing fascinates me as much as Paris.
And once I lived in Paris, I could always escape somewhere else if I grow tired of the city life.
Take the train down south and enjoy some relaxing time in a small little town.

but Paris isn't a nice place to live in, it's good to visit it sometimes but you'd better go live in a smaller town.

butthurt farmoid

Paris herself is very nice to live in. It's living in the suburbs and having to commute (or worse, drive) that's hell.

i have never visited it bt i hope one day i will

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It's the exact opposite

I hope you get mugged

what's the most "french" area in france, you know what I mean. no niggers, etc

Not a dumb tourist.
But I did stop some Maghreb fuck trying to rob a woman on the metro.
Lil nigger was trying to unzip her backpack when I bumped into the woman "by accident" to get him off her.
Granted I wouldn't have tried it in a different scenario, might have just ended up with a knife in my stomach.

Paris is so beautiful.

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What a silly question
Obviously, it's the Vendee

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
Why are asians like this?

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i love wathcing people walk through cities on youtube

this on is great

youtube.com/watch?v=OLvKSgpLloA

the haussmann areas are so pretty

I'd rather live a bit more down south.

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>Asians are obsessed with Euros
>Euros are obsessed with Asians

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>Vendee
wtf, i'm checking in google maps and there are no niggers, fucking how?

Catholic & royalist genes

>would sell my nutsack and cock
Based potential 宦官

Aveyron

About pretty much noone get Paris syndrome. I don't doubt it exists, but it's so very rare it's pretty much a non factor

Bretagne statistically but any countryside and city with less than 15000 people is fine, pittoressque, the french experience will be greater.

>he doesnt know how bad it is

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>Aveyron
thank you so much, everyone I know who went to paris told me it sucked because too many niggers and dirt

Everyone acknowledges such neighborhood exists. They're well documented and any sane people will stay clear of these areas.

hahaha yes, that pic again, downloaded on those boards, that proves how Paris is shit, how much did they pay you to spread your anti french propaganda ?

it's also true that french would rather help to a tourist who speaks spanish than english?

Mate of mine went there and he said there were Africans everywhere who wouldn't stop trying to sell him shit and the entire city smelled like human piss, even the nicer areas.

>anti french propaganda
If anything it's pro-French propaganda.

That's an american meme. It's just like any big cities, people on their way to work won't necessarily stop to help the 20th lost tourist they see.

lol

i would because someone who speaks spanish means he'd be genuinely in need of help and not one of those smug tourists

What do you mean "how"

>making obvious meme pics to paint out how Paris is supposed to be a literal african ghetto
>coming from this flag
the only thing it makes is to spread the idea that the average anglophone is stupid

Please fuck our women and put a beautiful foreign baby in their bellies thank you very much

Wow calm down with the complotist theory man, get your tinfoil hat and realise it's just a picture. Paris is black now and nothing is wrong with this, France used to be a colonial empire so it's pretty normal

You know

ok thanks

i thought france was overrun by nigs

>Wow calm down with the complotist theory man,
> Paris is black now and nothing is wrong with this,

Define "French"? I think the langue d'Oil area is what you mean.

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That's love

Visit Provence please we need money, it will be an honor for our girls to open their legs for you

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Do you believe everything you read on Jow Forums?

this is my family house in Aveyron ,rate

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You're in denial my friend.

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Yes, I admire Burgundy

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Sorry for a retarded question because I'm not familiar with how yuro works, how does those niggers came into Paris? How do they afford the ticket and the visa?

>Y-y-you're in denial
>look at that pic without any context, it proves my claim
LMAO

Those pictures could have been taken one day apart. Top is no-market day and bottom is market day. I dont need you to see how life in my own city is.

One might think that if he only sees Château Rouge, but apart from that Paris is a magical city. The only thing I dislike about Paris are the Algerians in front of the Barbès station trying to sell cigarettes

youtube.com/watch?v=JABOZpoBYQE

Look at this picture, is a collective hallucination, is it photoshopped ? Have you ever heard of cognitive dissonance ?

only s4s

areas without too many blacks, I want to visit france with my mom and I don't want to face racism or shit, so i figured that an area with less inmigrants would be more polite than paris for example

9/10, - for being a southron

a pic without context source or anything relevant to correlate what it tries to paint will never be a proof, it's just modern propaganda spread by clueless kids.

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Go to the south west, no one gives a shit about chicanos in France anyway

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>meme pic once again
man, you're living at the opposite side of the planet, let me tell you about my city, go ahead.

lol

>I will never own a hôtel particulier in Paris
>I will never have a fifth generation fully Francified black housemaid with a fat ass who cleans my apartment naked
>I will never own a small property in the French countryside with a cozy wooden bungalow to spend the weekends in
>I will never have a fridge always fully stocked with cheese and a baguette delivered to my house every morning

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and with 2 hectares garden.

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thanks

please let me live there
i only need food and room, will clean and do the garden

>a sport team proves anything
aren't your football team full of balkan players ?

only if you're blond and can ride a mini tractor

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You can keep trying to say that the picture isn't real, it's all up to you. One simple visit in any subway station will show all the truth, delusion (or blatant lies?) can't last very long.

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Nah, the worst thing you may encounter is tired sigh about "once again another tourist" or someone doing a bad mexican impression. Some may bit a bit "insensitive" but it's not like you'll be denied service or asked to go back.
Try WWOOFing. Maximum comfy
app.wwoof.fr/en/

Ferme ta gueule bougnoule va egorger un mouton

I can, even on rabbit speed.
I can dye my hair blonde.

Me neither t b h

okay but i warn you, people in the south west are even more racist than in the north

Here the common subspecy of Homo sapiens francus africanus evolving in his natural vocalise, sprouting, spiting, cursing and being very rude. Are you parisian, youg animal ?

>if we keep pretending there isnt a probem itll all go awa-

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Kent

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Why is it always australians

Brain dead poltards. Usually is americans tho

Australians are the best posters and anytime I'd replace parisians with genuine Brucies from perth (and their staceys, way better than the average parisian roastie craving for the whole world's cock)

Thank you friend.

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Cheers Bruce

people like you are not fixing that problem(if it even exists)
they're only making it bigger and worse

>18th arrondissement
Not Paris

why?
i heard about it,its where that famous church is located in and montmartre too
i thought there was a lot of fun stuff there

Same always loved Paris and always will