/brit/

really? I think it's a the first time I've ever attached this pic. I might be wrong of course. Isn't it that one tho?

Lad, nobody was saying that. Reread what he wrote.

The fact that you've bragged about practicing something for 8 hours a day for 2 years and you were merely only a beginner is very worrying desu, you obviously hadn't been practicing correctly or something.

I literally fear for people on this board. 2 years and countless hours wasted

lmao

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Me? Did a thing for 2 years and I’m still rubbish at it

I may be lying. Check the archive

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why does nobody post in my slag threads

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Imagine being some slag with big breasts that becomes a member of the elite all because she married some rich fuck

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this is my general from now on.

2 years? well thats okay mate it takes time especially when you only spend an hour or two on it every day

get too much of this irl

I wasn't bragging at all, simply saying how it is
You're low iq. Terrible attitude.
What are you good at? Nothing. Go play your gameboy and shut the fuck up

ANYONE is still a beginner after 2 years you waste of spunk

>mfw want to see Kagney get oiled up and railed
>noporn nofap day 2

Anyone else on nofap?

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did it take u 8 hours a day on indeed for 2 years to get a job as well u waster? lol

yh

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Been on it for 8 hours mate

They say 10,000 hours of practice enough to truly master a skill. Me? I'm a master-bater

Why you getting angry for?

Seems like projection if you ask me. How's your runt tier job going? Enjoy retirement in 50 years you pondlife cunt

that's the one

lets put it behind us

it's obvious quite early in life if you're destined for greatness or not. don't let it get you down.

practice dave

That one is too fit to slagpost

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I'm not angry you're just sensitive
It is offensive to be so stupid that you act like you're an expert after a month of something, or even 2 years

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liar liar pants on fire. but looking forward to replying to one of your posts again with it

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dogs can be gay

im at uni, work part time, play guitar when i can and have a gf but whhatever lad you just keep strumming away on your guitar i guess...

FOLC

yes youve already posteed that chart and referred to it numerous times congratulations

*adds guitar beginner onto my resume*

Need to put my willer in an Asian lass pronto.

takes 10k hours of purposeful practice to become an expert at something. child prodigies are merely those who put in the hours early in life.

Sorry. The Islamic doctrine of taqqiyah has proven too tempting time and time again. I'm overdue a flogging.

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I'll have a big mac please
Yeah? Want me to post it again?

nobody was saying they were an expert at it though, you just inferred it

Lads last night I had a dream I started a new job, it was some shitty low wage job I can't remember what but I met a truly beautiful women there and she was very smitten towards me even on my first day, we became inseparable. I was even really well liked by my co workers and was known as the Joker at work. Everyone loved me

>tfw when I wake up a jobless neet with no gf
Feel genuinely crushed lads

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if you want people to think you've not got a brain and are painfully insecure about being shit at guitar then be my guest

i showed Jow Forums to my zoomer cousin and he said "this website looks like its from 00s, place for fucking boomers lol"

my cum tastes pretty good desu

Unironically had a dream that I'd nicked the infinity stones off thanos.
Never even seen a marvel film.

spend the whole day on /brit/
that'll cheer you up!

Imagine thinking I give a fuck what some cartoon watching faggots opinion is
I'm just telling you he was talking shit because he was

Fuck off you cunt

I'll be the judge of that

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toil isn't all it's cracked up to be
I have nearly a grand of disposable income a month and still do nothing in my free time

blog on

nah he wasnt you just misinterpreted what he said and outed yourself as a big fat neet mong simple as

>Hur durrrrr I do things for a month and I'm an expert now

Simply a terrible attitude and you all need a good dose of humility in my opinion.

been playing guitar 14 years on and off

don't act like you've never eaten your own cum

why is dave going on about guitars what hapened?

brothers release is less than 3 months away now

Found some very kino slag porn the other day on /gif/ even with some backstory

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with a guitar, you can go anywhere you want

japanese are allowed to have three generals at the same time why not /brit/?

we need /actualbrit/, /ethbrit/, /poobrit/ at least

not had an actual dream for years, think there's something wrong with me

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It's completely their own subjective opinion, like driving a car if you will. That doesn't take 2 years

wigan

Me? Just learn until I'm on the same level as other people around me

i have never

we have brit/pol/ on Jow Forums and /britfeel/ on r9k
some generals on other boards are loosely connected to us

if I hear the word solidarity one more fucking time

Strong and stable.

No it isn't, shut up
What does a car have to do with anything you thick mong

You don't finish your lessons then strap into an f1 car do you? Your brain is fried from easy dopamine

We also need /wizardbrit/ so we have somewhere to send homealone

>wasting nutrients
why?

The women's display of solidarity was touching.

Sigh... you do realise when driving you're not taught how to drive a f1 car, correct?

I find myself so attractive
sometimes I masturbate to the thought of fucking myself and sucking my own cock

Yeah I was touching... myself

do you eat all of your cum everytime you wank?

Shut up you faggot, you've got no argument
>Hur dur do this thing for a month and learn until I'm medicore then give up
Drink domestos faggot, you have a terrible attitude

wanking to knickers

only done it twice, not really into it after ive spunked

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youtube.com/watch?v=7Dq-MLxuVxc

Here lad, found something that might kickstart your progress!

Yeah alright then I also had a dream I went to some random persons house and was introduced to this lads gf but his gf was an absolute slapper. Proper naughty slag, started shagging her on the couch while everyone else was in the kitchen and the we went into the shower to shag but her bf sister was in the shower I didn't care anyway so I just slung it up her and allowed her bfs family to watch

yes most of it, sometimes some escapes and gets on my boxers

spenceeeeeeeeer

lads a bit of olive oil in your hair does wonders

warning: any more than a tiny bit and you'lll look greasy af

oooooh big man telling others to kill themselves oooooh hard man hard man

based

faeeeeeeeeeeerieeeeeee queeeeeeeneeeeee

Gonna cry?

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banter

Corr she's fit

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Ladssssssssssssssss

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when are you into it? some ex fwb wanted me to lick it off after I finished on her tits but I told her to fuck off
grim

fun fact:
United Kingdom in Korean language is "young gook"

coooooo sucking on an acorn lads coooooo hooooo

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