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haha get fucked you beaner mong
Everyting Shh get Shh
for all said and done, the riots were kino
ah fookin ate pakis like
love avin a pint down t'pub though
Niiiiiiiiiiiiii.....................
Hey guys! I’m a /brit/ personality incase you don’t already know me, let to me tell you the trivial details of my life for the next hour aha
Mandem need to rise up again
second anniversary of the grenfell towers today lads
how you celebrating?
Thoughts?
would rather you just did that without worrying about the personality bit
y'know, like all the best posters in /brit/ do
playing jenga with the gf
RIP grenfell in the back
Such a sexy little cutie.
Not me x
I don't want to listen to music today....
glad to see you're back in yankistan
how was your trip
Based British Obama going to put an end to this madness #bollockstobrexit
the so-called Maginot Line
Poke u up
It was good.
The Atlantic "Wall"
smoking some herb tommorow
symbolic of cremation, but also a nod to the chosen passtime of the wog
enjoy referring to non-whites as "the lesser races"
love to wrap a cricket bat round the back of his bean head. he's obviously a pederast.
Give your head a wobble
Miss having a gf lads
britain cries out for national socialism
yeah, that’s my issue
very self absorbed, I view every conversation as if the person’s judging and analysing me
sounds as if it could even be a good thing, but instead of it motivating me to “perform well” it just puts me off initiating or continuing conversation
reckon one day I’ll eventually grow up and stop giving a shit, at which point I’ll be a socialite annoying bastard without a care in the world
would buy you a drink (if I ever went out aha), you seem like a decent bloke like x
Bet your bank account doesn’t x
shout-out to anyone else who just googled "pederast", had a little giggle at the definition, then googled "pederasty" and got a bit shocked
How do I save other peoples instagram boomerangs?
bark bark bark
Send them all back
business idea: strawberries, but without that gay plant bit at the top
Roaring
storiesig.com is what i use
what’s an instagram boomerang, a new gimmick perhaps?
>instagram boomerang
so out of it, fucking zoomers
proper can't be fucked to do any work at toil this afternoon
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S HATE SPEECH
Cope?
*surreptitiously googles pederast*
I'm assuming you're fairly young, I genuinely believe it's something people grow out of
unfortunately the best "cure" is probably to keep having meaningless interactions that go well, which is obviously a bit out of your control but still requires you to get up and go get them
just remember that your comfort zone doesn't get any bigger by staying in it
roaring, precisely what I did
Oy vey goy children are a bad investment that's why I have 7 that are all lobbyists and politicians now
shut the fuck up donny
Bonfire
Oh no wait you can literally be arrested for that
Emma Watson wants my penis inside her.
same lad.
last hour is literally just being on call in case of emails. cant be fucked with starting anything now
Just Grenfelled me nan
hehe bonfire of minorities
having a bonfire tomorrow, but totally unironically
like watching the 2012 olympics opening ceremony sometimes
vladimir ilyich ulyanov
ah yes, remember when Jessie J was a thing
Same except I have something quite important to do and berg is breathing down my neck
No I don't
ah yes, vladimir lickyitchyknob
what a guy
alri my fellow toilers we're almost there
hate this image
would do fucking anything to be born 400 years ago
I’m nineteen, and yet the mindset I’ve adopted over my teenage years hasn’t developed past a thirteen year old’s, pretty dire
nice little nugget of wisdom towards the end of your post, shall keep that in mind, thanks lad
joined the union lads.
know to his friends as Lazza
did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so runts like you could make posts like this
might go in for another wank
might not
no you wouldn't
be quiet
need a gf whom is exactly the same height as me
I found out that my great grandparents came from just out of Newcastle. Don't know how I feel about this after larping as a toff from Berkshire and calling them Poortherners.
It's like my whole fake identity is crumbling to pieces. Which when you think about it, is a lot like British industry in the 80s.
The problem was the miners didn't diversify their investments. They put it all in coal, and that's a dead industry. Anyone could tell you that. But listen, the best thing they could have done take their grubby little northern fingers and buy shares in Morrisons. That way, they'd be supporting their own pathetic companies.
blog on
Can't stop farting deary me
*dies in a damp cave because the fire went out*
sounds like your buddies were more like muddies
imagine how much cheaper things would be if unions didn't exist
manspreaded on the train today just to trigger the libs
Maybe it's the beer talking but how the FUCK did I end up like this?
the dichotomy of life
Alri Ms. Watson.
woah look how polarised politics is
fucking horny all the time
will willyberg ever give me a break? I'm 25 ffs, not 15
>germans still lived in caves 400 years ago
Niggers of europe
Found you!
wanked two (2) times already today
pornberg has me by the tail
just save a girl i used to work with insta story
goodd i feel like such a creepy little perv right now
euros and the olympics next summer
spotify just started playing childish gambino without my permission
fuck off, just fuck the absolute fuck off
You know it tells them ye?
Ah yes much rather die in a small room while some nignurse steals my wallet
world cup starts today lads get in
Haha x
bit worried I scrimped on the ol' deo this morn'
just had a bit of a scratch and a rummage, which was unwelcomely accompanied by a waft that harped back to crowded airports
Get in what?
just sneezed seven times
insta boomerang, and now insta story? would anyone care to elaborate?
hahaha cheeky
remember back in the day it was "you know they get a facebook notification if you save their pics right"
last hour of toil (started at 8)
really a joke. everyone knows im just going to sit here watching the clock tick down
uh oh spaghettios