/brit/

For someone who hates others blogposting, we don't half know a lot about homealone and his life.

does this look like the fucking citizens advice bureau live chat

reckon i would shag a tranny

homealone is very childish.

dont know who "whiskernigger" is
i don't think you do really just people ask me questions about what i do for a living. I admit when I first started out with this name I made the mistake of blogging the 5'3 etc etc which I no longer do as recognition of my mistake.

that desperate, huh?

yes

it's grim because of who lives there

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No-one ever said he wasn't a hypocrite

find it quite racist that our resident nigger called himself an ape

and when people ask others about what they do, or about their lives, and they give answers to these questions, you tell them to stop blogging

it isn't hard to just admit hypocrisy mate

Reckon I have the biggest forehead which is a typical Northern European Aryan trait

ill let you lads in on a little secret

was chatting to my mate Keith's gf last night and we made a bet of £10 that she wouldnt be able to convince him to put something up his arse before the month is out

then just now he has come into my room to complain that his gf is suddenly very sexually aggressive, although he wouldnt admit any specifics

of only he knew i am the architect of his misery ahahahaa

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Ohhhh homealone youre going to get banned for that slur

>its not blogging if i reply to questions about myself
weird. im not even a recognisable poster but i rarely let on any specifics even when people ask questions in response to my posts eg:

had a bad day at work
what do you do?
prefer not to say

no I dont now you're just lying. Point me to one example of me accusing someone who answered a question of blogging.
learn how to read before you accuse people reddit spacer

you used to blog at length about seeing people socialising in bars and it making you miserable.
You are one of the most prolific blog-posters this general has ever seen

business idea: refer to zo3 as 'boy'

reckon theres some serious priviege in this thread which needs to be checked

my forehead goes all the way to the back of my neck

How's pride month going for you, lads?

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england please
youtube.com/watch?v=C0nbO0-65PQ

find a single blog post i have made today.

and that is why you're boring

that's even worse... like a pre-teen girl broadcasting that she's upset on social media then saying she doesn't want to talk about it

Cards on the table then lads - what's your body count? I've slept with 6 birds in all

>lost virginity in a one night stand when 17
>2.5 year relationship 17-20 years old
>dry spell for 6 months aged 20-21 because upset about first gf breakup
>managed to pull 3 birds in three months aged 21
>6 year relationship since then

Did all right when I was single but much prefer relationships

Driving a car lads

Vroooooom

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I love generic IG gymthot too

fuck
off
normal
twat

business idea: an independent commission to determine what is and is not blogging

annoying
fagflags EVERYWHERE in my city
thankfully someone pulled out a gun at our pride parade

zero, I'm a sex pacifist

Would destroy her pussy

>I admit when I first started out with this name I made the mistake of blogging
blog on

lol

retard

uno

Lmao based

I started doing some basic yoga poses each morning and it's sorted me right out. If I don't stretch in the morning now I really notice how tight everything is

/brit/: Blogposting Regularly In Threads

Start a union and smash the office up until he relents.

i'm a blogger
one might say i blog

who lives there?

Howling
It so clearly is a blogpost at that, needless personal details

pretty good
going to take a boys virginity tonight and then watch Hackers (1995) together and split a pizza together
not going to corporate pride, this will be my little pride week celebration

17
ive averaged about 4-5 a year since i lost my virginity at 17

chocolate marquise is probably ready

Jeremy Hunt Gang

>teehee im bent btw :v

We know roughly about the same of homealone & Poley's lives, and only one of them has a dedicated blog. Makes you think.........

get out me car

the community ethos of /brit/, our brotherhood:
"I will tell you about my life, and you will tell me about your life, and we will listen to each other, laughing, cheering, giving condolence, mocking, celebrating, teasing, congratulating, and giving each other validation and social engagement"

the ethos of homealone: NO DON'T DO THAT

killed a lad when i was 18

we like fortnite we like fortnite

Getting shagged or being a puff does not make one a shagger. Now piss off bender

Have a strong back

>tell myself I'm going to do a bunch of things today
>half arse a fraction of it and procrastinate the rest
just lovely having these bad habits haha

Boss just told me we're all geting biochips that have our employee ID and that that we can't opt out due to it being in our contract.
I'm actually fucking bricking it.

3.

If prostitutes count, 17

Fuuuuck off, I'm away me..... Neeeeeyowwww

why does homealone keep on replying, every friday, to the same posters who attack him. it must be so tiring I don't understand why he doesn't ignore them

Based Oxford
Play safe, lad

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somewhere between 22-25 birds in all
>first relationship at 14, 18 months, never shagged
>lost virginity in my car at 17 to the protogf
>peak of the bodycount was last year of high school and first 2 years of uni - probably 12-15 in that time. easy pickings tbqhwy
>random one night stands mostly since then, only bagged a couple of them more than once. no real pattern
>haven't had a serious relationship in forever
>currently on a 6 month dry spell
more of a relationship man myself too oddly enough. currently have a protogf, see how it goes

The issue was never even about blogposting, it was that people dared to not talk about him. If he truly loathed the attention he would drop the name instantly.

you're just lying.
if you want that shit go get some normal friends. why would you give a shit about some stranger on the internet? As i've said before if anyone had a genuinely interesting life then fair enough but no one does. whining about your exgirlfriend or talking about how you're going on holiday is interesting to no one.

I don't know why you benders are moaning about the blogposting, there's never been any conversation in /brit/. It's always just been a loose collection of random posts by lads stating what's on their mind, nobody ever responds to each other. /brit/ is stream of consciousness shitposting

Never have I ever shagged a tranny
*drinks*

>lost virginity on my 18th birthday to a random slag
>3 month dry spell
>got with a girl
>she became my gf
>been together for 3 years

so i'm sitting on 2

>tfw cynical, cruel, criminally witty and vindictive person but with good morals
Worst feeling.

desu this one a degree from oxford and is seemingly a millionaire (whether through her own business/e-whoring or inheritance I don't know).

17 for a bent twat is basically virgin territory

xhe who shall not be named

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both parties are lonely obviously

without blogposting there would be nothing left for you autists to talk about

even though you mock us, without our sacrifice you would be bored stiff

i am proud to count myself a blogposter

>>got with a girl
>>she became my gf
>>in that order

dont think i'd be able to date a slag tbqh

the lads on /brit/ are my friends, known most of them for years, get along like peas in pods

how can you be addicted to alcohol? I don't understand it. You feel like utter shit the next day, headaches, hangovers, you throw if you have too much, and if you have far too much you pass out. Beer also tastes like shit

And blogging you tell me is forbidden. Our list of topics grows thin.

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gays seek out children to rape

i know her irl
its inheritance, although she is fairly smart as well apparently
an average but solid student, does pretty well

Post chill tunes

never shagged a bird me

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you'd start dating a girl before shagging her?

Im 20 and have probably shagged well over 20 girls now. Lost it at uni first night of freshers to a flatmate. Had 2 failed relationships since then. Not a Deano at all by the way just love shagging simple as

3 gfs and 3 one nighters

Happens over time, a bad habit becomes a physical dependency. Tolerance builds up so hangovers become less of a problem, mainly because eventually you're just never sober

love the way you typed this with the most obnoxious reddit spacing possible

Obviously?

foat

huh
fair enough i suppose but we're coming from different mindsets on this

You don't get that intense dopamine rush from the first couple drinks?

After the first hour or so it's shit though yeah