My gf farted on me when we were having sex

was it bc ur dick is disgusting

>gross

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she's a keeper

lucky fuck

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Were you 69ing?

Obviously it was an accident lad

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imagine the smell

how is that possible

please have sex

I have never had sex but I kind of don't care about it anymore, I can just watch porn and masturbate.

i didnt fap or have sex for like 10 days and was saving it up to surprise her with huge orgasm, met up with gf eventually and she started sucking me off, and i came so hard that i farded, it shocked her and she pulled me dick out of her mouth and accidentally pointed it towards my face and i ended up shooting cum on my chin. boy i was embarrassed and she just couldnt stop laughing. goddammit

virgin

My last girlfriend stioping giving me BJs because she asphyxiated on my dick once. One of the reasons I broke up with her.

That means she trusts you and relaxes, it's a compliment

That's based

wtf?

Well he should have just laughed and make another, why making it awkward. We're humans

I can't stop shooting my jizz in an upward direction whenever I'm extremely horny. Maybe it's my slightly curved dick, but my jizz gets stuck in my goatee, more than I'd like to admit.

Have sex

are you the guy who lost weight?

I don't feel like going through the trouble. Rather just do what I feel like doing. When I need to, I'll just jerk off and go back to whatever else I was doing.