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Come ere you fruit fly cunt
caught my little bro tryna leave the house with a 8 inch blade, slapped him across the front room little dickhead
Then you gave him a bigger one?
Ahhhhhhhh i'm a virgin ahhhhhhhhhh noooo not like this
Anyone else /autism/?
because our lips are like glue
i think i love you
The yank attempt at humour
now he has nothing to defend himself with idiot
hate other people being at the gym
it's like people can't help themselves
they see the squat rack and just wonder what absolutely stupid shit they can get down to in there
only self diagnosed, ofcourse.
If you've not got autism please get the fuck out of this thread right now
England - Argentina in a couple lads
new strict press PB, 67.5kg
i was there for all of those posts and honestly i never found it that funny back then
most overrated gimmick of all time
/brit/ is a failed normie general
treating myself to a wank
daren't listen to songs with female vocals for fear of taking a hit to my masculinity
From the Goonies to Thanos
Singing some Ariana grande songs in the shower again
check out this bender lads
Screenshots are always funnier
haven't take drugs for a whole 5 days
plans for tomorrow: take some drugs
Complimented the toilfu and she liked it
if only god was good
Bought a vape to get off the smokes and it's fucking horrible. Total waste of 50 euros
dickheads hes just turned 13 he aint got no business carrying a weapon round the estate you think im gonna let my little bro get exploited or canned by these gang banging write offs
Girlfriends going out tonight cuz im on the stella
SOMETHIN BOUT YOOOOUUUUUU
MAAAAAAAKES ME FEEL LIKE A DANGEROUS WOMAAAAAAN
horrible in what way?
they taste like literal children's sweets, cannot be worse than cigarettes that taste like clapped arse
anyone use those self-service laundry machines they have at petrol stations? do they wash and dry or just wash? do they take long?
The gf won't stop texting me, sick of her at me all day every day
don't worry lad I'll show her a good time
why would you do laundry at a petrol station
We’re gonna be alright
Are you brown?
Haha good one lad tell is another
she wants a (white) man from newham
don't mind being single for this reason
hate texting and hate being around people 24/7
It burns the throat off me, I've had nice vapes that are smooth and taste lovely but this fucking thing just burns after tiny drags.
Stop putting loads of flavouring in then you cunt
I GOT NO TEARS LEFT TO CRRRRYYYY
ive had sex before
stop saying ive never had sex
If I have the place to myself: speed, for a 15+ hour wank
If I don't have the place to myself: oxy
shag on... oh wait
I think some are washers and some are dryers, they hardly fucking expect you to drag your soaking washing home like a dipshit
anyone got the reversed version of this that says gas chamber instead?
would either disown or kill my son if they did this
she wants a white man in hammersmith palais
I didn't put the machines there myself lad; they're just there
Complimenting women? That’s pretty cringe
don't irish have washing machines in their own homes
Thoughts on Abortion?
It's pre-made stuff that tastes nice in my da's vape and I filled it up to just below the fill line
morrison is the last white man in newham but all of his mates are wogs
Miku, Miku, you can call me Miku
Blue hair, blue tie, hiding in your wi-fi
Open secrets, anyone can find me
God doesn't make mistakes.
Looks like the Sicilian in the second pic.
Forgot how much of that a banger was. Cheers bro
Not since the great persil famine
Pickin it up, I’m picking it up, I’m lovin and livin so we turn it up, mmmm yeah we turning it up
no. not at all. don't have windows either
but people do due to their free will
Heard he's got beef with Sainsbury
if there's a battle between fighting for the rights of innocent cute babies and fighting for the rights of washed up wine aunts, i think i'm on the side of the babies.
Lol why are white people obsessed with posture?
Shall be adding this one to the starter pack
how do you explain how you came to be posting with us tonight then
God is a woman
Would give anything for Marina to step on my diamonds.
most of the time im an incredibly anxious over self aware freak in public but all it takes is me to be with a friend im comfortable with and i stop caring to the point I probably come off quite rude and ignorant
can't help it though it just happens
Don’t understand where “clump of cells that isn’t a person” ends and “living baby” begins
God is a nigger
remember when he bust case after M’ing those 2 asians in a bucked weed farm robbery lol mad how he aint serving a lifer for that.. only white guy thats respected in newham so u know he does work
This girl at work was telling me I say unacceptable things like saying something is "retarded" or that this guy who's wife doesn't work should cook for them.
She was trying to make it seem like banter but I knew it was because she wanted to set me straight.
once baby is extracted
uh what is predestination kiddo?
my posture is absolute shite after 15 years of computer / internet addiction
have tried those wall stretch exercises to fix it but too lazy to keep doing them
might buy this gadget you've posted
Think at the point that it's going to become something I.E successful conception is the point where it's wrong to kill it
Never get euphoric effects
Will be in Spain in less than 2 weeks and my m8 has good coke connects so will sniff myself to oblivion
This is an Ariana thread now
God is a trans mixed race atheist
Yes he does
if a woman wants to get rid of it: clump of cells
if a woman wants to keep it: my beautiful child to be
a woman's opinion literally defines what is and isn't humanity
normally have pres at my mate laurens
Did you knock her out?
probably got shit speed, bit of paste will have you feeling like a literal god, havent done it in a while now shant be going back to amphetiberg
women will back off if no one else takes up their case and gangs up on you
a fetus is just a clump of cells no different to a toenail
Got new pants
Thry also have these posture correction things.
Don't know why facebook always gives me adds about this. Is it trying to tell me something?
roaring at your perpetual virginity
this but without the accompanying sense of revulsion
What's lauren like do you shag her
my toenail wont develop into a baby
always howl at the larping chavs who post in here 24/7 calling everyone virgins
Claimed for Meghan
can literally smell the inceldom coming from this thread
not allowed to shag anyone
a woman at work complained that an email about a five a side league was only sent to the men in the company
i done a oj simpson and bust case cause the feds lost proof like eminem
very sick bar
He did and has many times
haha shut up man you virgin just have sex man deary me ehhhh
the revulsion is a natural instinct tbqh
Luckily the only other people around were these Romanian dudes who obviously agreed with me.
reckon we should move back to making songs which fade out rather than stop abruptly
Any spooky tooth man in?
No, God is all-powerful and His works were all intended.
haha fucking decked that fruit fly rest in power yoooou irritable cunt
Never seen this in my life
You’re just a hunchbacked gremlin
did He intend for eve to eat the fruit
did He intend for cain to kill abel
Wasn't it supposed to be a multicultural name? Or is america the other culture?
Was expecting N'golo-Graham or something
lmao utterly and eternally BTFO she will literally never fit in
currently asking to speak to Hitler's manager
making a complaint
Nerrrr I like the groundhogs though
just spoke truth to power
Nope. He is powerful but has made mistakes
want a pikey gf lads
How would facebook know?
would love to belt her one in the sternum with a long icicle
taking aim squarely at my bollocks
eve eat the fruit
God didn't do that, Eve did.
cain to kill abel
God didn't do that, Abel did.
Humans make mistakes but God does not.
stupid fucking nigger
Probably cause you don't shut the fuck up about it honestly mate
his wordplay is next level plus hes been certified since 2008 so you know hes fully on what he raps about
Should have called him Harvey Specter
What books you lot reading then?
want to eat her baby
what's that song dun DUNDUH DUNDUNDUHHH it's on the radio loads
Yeah that’s right, I’m an incel....what of it?
not having good looking female friends who get invited into parties and events
One of best the things ever was showing up at some dudes flat where these two girls were invited and his reaction when realised there was also half a dozen lads in tow.
He only had enough chairs for himself, his mate and the girls.
If you had to pick a /brit/ personality to live with for a year, who would it be and why?
it's common in the US now to give kids the surnames of past presidents as first names
I don't think normies realize they're president names they just choose them
like "Harrison", "Lincoln", etc.
I want a GF, any will do
Owen Jones's Diary
Ten Days That Shook the World
give us a track
saw this interview of him with a classical music tarquin that was jokes
I think you are incapable to understanding the information you are posting, because if this is in defence of SMEs, its grim reading
1. 99.9% of all businesses in the country are SMEs
So 0.1% are large enterprises
2. These SMEs account for 60% of employment
And so 40% of all employment, is employed by 0.1% of business
3. These SMEs account for 52% of turnover in the UK
And 0.1 accounts for 48% of turnover in the UK
The conclusion? Most SMEs aren't worth the paper they are written on. If as you've said there are about 5 million SMEs, the total working population is 40 million. So all 5 million SMEs, have less than 10 people working for them. Is that relevant to the economy? No, it isnt
*adds this to the 'white people' big data folder*
No it is not you lying nigger ape only black people did this shit
she was english mate
love how tabloid sites report on twitter reactions to events like "One user joked "joke", while another, laughing, suggested that "blah blah""
What a disgraceful image this is...
lives in a nice place
good film and book recommendations
get to annoy him when i bring birds back to his place
It is also worth noting, that is 0.1% is the total output for 48% of the economy, you're essentially saying just 5,700 businesses are worth anything, as they aren't an SME.
the horrors are an underrated band
thinking fast and slow
he would stop opening his bedroom door after a week
Easily homealone (assuming he really is rich)
lol go outside for once connor those are prevalent names among college-educated white people's children
No they're not they were always shit jog on
We're all talking about Morrison's lad
these SME gimps are still fucking going at it
hope they get stabbed by pakis
Humans make mistakes but God does not.
God in human/son form (Jesus) made numerous mistakes in his life.
God in father form made several key mistakes.
God in spirit form isn’t talked about enough to know if he made any mistakes
cheers, you just reminded me england argentina kicked off at 8pm live on bbc1
watching it for the falkland memes innit
one day i went to morrisons
i went to shoplift in morrisons
what would you do if you caught your son masturbating with your wife's panties on and his finger up his arse
Meghan is so PENG fuck
didn't jesus beat all the people in the temple that time?
Nobody is just giving their kids random ass last names you retard they have what their parents have
Maybe you live around a lot of chinks trying to Anglicize or something
lmfao shut it you fat mong, don't feel threatened because people are talking about things you don't understand
only black people did this shit
Kek I can see a black yank being called LeanCawln Jayden Smith
oh my days lool you can tell hes eager to mash that bottle over his head
knock him out with a flanged mace so that he doesnt derive any perverse pleasure from my strangling him
Zoned out myself
Give him a stern talking to and tell him what he did was wrong, what a man ought to do and what he ought not to do. Do my best to set him right.
fucking freak you've been at it for hours
Reckon he shot at them actually
me and my mate just depersonalised together
get sick of american posters here
they always are so unobservant of their own culture and society and flip out when you point something out that they haven't had the ability to discern usually because they're such knuckledragging low tier normies they don't critically examine cultural trends
hey tyler hey hunter whats up taylor hows it hangin jackson
8 hours and 2 years?
donating to queer youth centres
Not sure what this is but that’s why you have so many Tyquerius Washingtons and Tacktheritrix Jacksons
You literally said parents are giving their kids different SURNAMES
Think about what you just said you fucking idiot, nobody is doing this
it got hard after like 8 hours 2bf
shagged her for a good 2 years
What music do you trip to lads
For me it's Shpongle, Eat Static, Ozric Tentacles, The Orb. Thinking of giving Beethoven a spin next time.
got a job interview at sainsburys tomorrow morning
there's a whole series of him interviewing drill rappers but most of the other episodes are a bit shit cause the drill nigs are proper quiet and don't say much but morrison was jokes and he's rating mozart at the end
it's common in the US now to give kids the surnames of past presidents as first names
as first names
I may write a book called “How To Be A Decent White Person: A Collection of Thoughts From Non-White People”
Fucking hell lol
holy fuck are you stupid
I said giving presidents' surnames as first names
do you know what a first name is? are you from some island jungle tribe that only has one name or something?
what's going on here?
he bought a NordVPN just to rattle on about SME's for 4 hours
hate those yank posters a lot but i hate the 'im the good yank' brigade even more
you're all unfunny spastic cretins
why are you meeting them there?
Yes my mistake I did misread what you said as I thought you said they were giving new last names
Have met a few Harrisons in my life
this is my son Bush
but thats the good yank
hes kind to me
good luck x
got rejected for sainsburys head office
are you lads using a VPN right now? should I be using one?
can anyone give me a quick rundown? i see nordVPN shilled everywhere but seen a few posters say it's dodgy before
I never claim to be a good yank but I nearly always get into arguments with other american posters when ever I make any observations about american pop culture because some runt wants to argue that isn't the case because it upsets him for some unidentifiable reason
why did the X do the Y?
Literally just google any black sounding name and you get mugshots
Welcome to America
WHAT IS A SME? SOMEONE EXPLAIN?
The cleansing of the Temple narrative tells of Jesus expelling the merchants and the money changers from the Temple, and occurs in all four canonical gospels of the New Testament. The scene is a common motif in Christian art.
In this account, Jesus and his disciples travel to Jerusalem for Passover, where Jesus expels the merchants and money changers from the Temple, accusing them of turning the Temple into "a den of thieves" through their commercial activities
/g/ raved about Nord until it got popular
Got rejected from McDonalds 3 times
this bit is kino in jesus christ superstar
he bought a NordVPN just to wank to JAVs for 4 hours
the jews hated jesus and drove the romans to execute him, of course there will be some anti-jew implication in the NT
iirc posting from a VPN is against the rules
google algorithms are racist
he pays to post on Jow Forums
i think its just the IP ranges are blocked unless you have a pass
i used to use one when i was living abroad
nord is one of the biggest ones and most tech blogs and the like rate it the highly, it's also not too expensive if you do the longer term deals (3 year one works out to like 2 pound something a month)
you'll never be as edgy as me
a wanker and a shagger
a chad and a virgin freak
a gay twat and a straight arrow
simple as that, don't @ me if you're too braindead to get it
time is another form of payment too
DUDE AMERICANS ARE SO ZANY, NAMING CHILDREN AFTER LEADERS
*names each son after various perverted or mentally ill monarchs*
haha i get it
fourth stage of my mcdonalds interview tomorrow
don't know how much more physical and mental punishment my body can take 2bh
named after my pap and old pap me
Does anyone actually like this cunt
t. DeShawn Tarquin
What exactly is the purpose of Westminster castle?
surely the registry office will just tell you to fuck off if you come in wanting to name your baby Daquadria Dehlun Carver-Taft
20 euros for a burger and a milkshake
What position? Seems overly intense if you’re just gonna be serving up burgers
based sunderland slags
t. Muhammad George
I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother I'm a sinner I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed
What is the purpose of your life?
quite proud of myself that I make 40k less than a year after graduating 2bh
morrisons a realist that videos jokes can imagine his interviews with the jakes
Sorry I meant Windsor castle
What’s the point of Windsor castle?
Saw one of my mates from school working in mcdonalds a few weeks ago
There’s no such thing
t. DaVonte Vontavius
late stage gapitalism
What are you doing lad?
Honestly grew quite fond of Treeza
None of her potential replacements seems even remotely interesting. Suppose this is all Cameron's fault either way
graduated with a masters 6yrs ago and still on 23k lmao
na not true theres some devilish drillers but ye 80% of them are actors
There's probably a good 50% chance you'll play in the NBA
the student room is so much better than /brit/
What do you like about that cunt?
It’s one of the Queen’s houses. Because in the 1700s it was agreed to strip the king/queen of basically all their power, but they were allowed to keep their property
Oh God, Love Island clashes with the footy lads
ewwww but you get girls postign there x
what the fuck does consultant mean
what was your degree subject
Jeffrey, I think you should be quiet.
t. Sheamus (no surname because unknown father)
name a tsr meme
Student room is full of arrogant sixth formers who think life isn’t worth living unless you’ve got into oxbridge with 6A*s and study for 19 hours a day
watching the women kick the ball
It clashes with gogglebox too, I know your pain
life isn’t worth living unless you’ve got into oxbridge with 6A*s and study for 19 hours a day
And they're right
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