The allegory of the /brit/ more like shit edition
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any maura man in
if janny deletes this he's a n-word-hating racist
How does the CNN and MTV shadow work? It’s facing us.
they're deanos, mate. i can tell because they unironically made a song about eastenders and football. i bet they shop at topman lmao
Fuck off, coon. No one wants you here.
is this the real suelad?????????????
it's me, merseyside.
if this is city of london larping as you im going to be upset at him
anyone else just eat scones plain? just put away 4 tescos finest all butter scones, nothing on them
do you lads have a go-to word or phrase you use to replace words you don't know in a song when you're singing it? mine is sandwich
always walk past a topman on my way to greggs
never see anyone in there but the staff
Irony of calling someone a verbalise when you’re trying to press on Jow Forums
look at those newly purchased tweed
probably hasn't seen the outside of the store they got it for more than 5 minutes
bet they took it off right after this picture
absolutely fucking despise smartphone culture and people dressing up and pretending just for a picture
i knew you'd come back.
what brought you back, lad?
bought some topman's stuff years ago
yes but zoey is in the thread and I dare not say it
bet they took it off right after this picture
ooh would like to see that
Everyting shh get shh
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
it's literally because bladee shit on em. topman stock collapsed after the release of icedancer
I imagine this is how /Deutsche/ sees me when I use google translate in their threads
Nigger criminal your daughter will hate you forever and will never want anything to do with you and will likes be a nigger criminal too because of the nigger blood you gave her
Watching on +1 la
didnt really answer my question, but thank you.
Nothing fears rorke more than a trained leftypol ultra, the mere sight of one makes him quake in his boots
have decided on a banana and peanut butter sandwich lads
Auto correct init
Doubt it xx
I like geese, they have never bit me when I got close to them, they just kind of follow me around.
no idea what that means if i'm honest
how are you getting your prots bruh
find that getting properly soused and watching television once a week helps me get over being lonely
put up a new picture on Tinder
suddenly get a load of matches when I got pretty much none before
no clue what's different about this picture
it's just me with a casual shirt on in the park
scared to meet up with any of my matches in case I don't live up to whatever they like about the picture
Watching it now lad
Maura has no arse
the reddit frog
He should be in the bottom too.
She’s gonna grow up and realize you could have been there more often if you weren’t a fucking criminal nigger ape
thoughts on the tranny from 100 gecs? i cant decide if she's attractive or not
assuming this is some kind of shellfish you eat raw like a dirty savage
are brits allowed to keep pet niggers? I heard you guys are strict on exotic animal laws
but she's fitter than that orange cunt
gay faced chav
Icedancer was shit
chav faced gay
hanging out with turt and his cats xx
Dover Castle = Best Castle
youre catching L's lad, it'd be in your best interests to catch some Z's instead.
PROTEINS my bruh *slams the weights as hard as possible while moaning in a questionably sexual manner*
Yeah. You're one of them.
Imagine actually being a yank
How long have you been a namefag on /brit/?
I don't come around much anymore. You're a recent addition
is that an irishman?
imagine being a half-breed with a girls name lol
You are a literal nigger ape mutt with a bastard daughter and a criminal record
Newfag exposing yourself
it's actually a woman
imagine if this was real
Wimmen don't have it ea-
comf af lad
lol no mate. No
Zoey frantically waiting until he can report his next post
Imagine thinking that’s my real name lmaoo
Overcompensating for something there?
And it’s bait you actually bought a goyim pass
the trick is to add cinnamon to the peanut butter and banana
tommy on that single digit iq
feel like pure shit just want him back x
Retard, been here on and off since 2013
drank a redbull
on a sandwich? tell me the prep m8
Made some stickers lads
feel like pure shit just want him back x
Zoey puts his career of dealing drugs on his resume and calls it “the hustle”
why make stickers?
Бoчкa, бacc, кoлбacит coлo кoлбacep пo пoяc гoлый
I can hear my flatmate slag shagging again shes making so many loud noises just wish she'd pack it the fuck in she's been at it every night this week so fucking sick of it
Why do i live right beside the worst 2 females in the flat it's a fucking disgrace
is there a time when he's ever not in the ropes? /brit/ always has this mutt nigger in a tizzy
All fucking kikes must fucking hang
bent bender virgin freak
haha you may have been shitposting somewhere but not on Jow Forums and certainly not on /brit/ 2013
is that the new zealand pm? why does she have such a massive cock?
I’m billin a zoogie
uk "wins" ww2 and floods europe full of brown people hahahahhahahaahahahaah karmatic justic
Zoey buys puma because he’s too poor for adidas which is already poor couture
Fuck off you stupid cunt I bet I've shagged more than you I'm not even bothered about anyone in this flat having sex they're just too loud and proper sex addicts. Having sex every night and one blasting her music is a disgrace simple as
Just thought it'd be nice and it would be nicer looking than all the political slogans/go vegan graffiti.
just don't reply to him, we all know he's a retard
I really enjoy full-sugar red bull but it's too expensive to buy outside the tesco meal deal
Brit 2014, me and brum init
/Sp/ pre 2014
toast 2 slices, butter them, then put peanut butter on both, put sliced banana on both, sprinkle cinnamon over both slices, then squash the two slices together. if you want to be an even fatter cunt make it with bread instead of toast, butter both sides before building the sarnie, then fry it til it's crispy. dusting with icing sugar is nice.
No life left, eat the night, no stars out
I've been thinking about it
Bro came out with the knife, black sky cries
Bleeding rain down on me
50 sack in my Nikes, that's for one night
Spent my last cash on it
the so-called "london experience"
ever go to a strip club?
pgymy niggers are real
Imagine being a yank begging for approval in a british culture thread
Who's the cuck? You do realise I've fucked both of them yeah? If anything the lad who's getitng in a relationship with this girl is a cuck because she's told me she's fucked 50 lads
Would you rather spend a year in Colombia or Russia?
They're indistinguishable in a 2019
modern western democracy originated in england
Ask them if they've got any mates you can shag la
You're new and a liar. Established
just listening to british military music over and over again forever
Lmao always wonder what slags housemates think
niggaz in swansea
im a bender now, thoughts?
rolled on mdma last night and we kissed while frotting. loveless was on it in the background. it was beautiful.
apparently im really good at sucking dick. you live near me so do you want to hook up? i dont expect you to suck my dick, but i will suck yours.
Why not wank and make really loud noises
the worst 2 females in the flat
how many fucking flatmates do you have
Are you absolutely retarded
Search Zoey in the archives and u see me
Absolute brainlet bait
scots created the foundation of all modern ideologies
It's a fucking disgrace.
russia so i can pay a 6'4'' slavic godess to torture my bollocks all night
what are you doing to yourself my friend
why watch this
Can't be fucked mate to be honest
It's a flat of 6, including me, 4 girls (ones left) and 2 boys
Have you considered murdering them la?
Have only been on the shaggers side so can’t say I feel u b
Blaze a fat one after as well hotbox ting u get me
But what about the cheap cocaine and lawless lands?
Having fun with casual namefaggots is sport lad. They come and go. It's what they're for
fucked them both
lmao literally me except one of my flatmates is a lad
did I mention forever
the archive doesn't go back that far for Jow Forums you retarded nigger mutt
stop acting as if anyone likes you here lmao
he did NOTHING wrong
zoe is a drainer so he's based in my opinion
I'm not prepared for this question lmao
in the assumption I won't wind up in some slum full of unimaginable crime and violence
at least its warm there. russia just seems to be full of horrible people AND cold weather
Not worth doing a life sentence over two slags is it
Ahhh mate even you would get sick of this. Every day mate, every day.
having flatmates sounds grim as fuck
couldn't do with more than 2, 3 at the most flatmates
how do you do meals?
Love getting pumped everynight so hard that things fall off the shelves and screaming to wind up me flat "mate" (the one with the small wee wee)
Imagine being a mongrel nigger criminal begging for the acceptance of his bastard daughter who hates him and isn’t allowed to see him
90p Freddo desu
Russians are far friendlier and more civilised than the Irish.
need this madcunt to make a comeback in 2020
Spill the drain that’s a glue stain
Irrelevant. I was on /sp/ that far back and other posters could easily verify I was about when brum was here
one plays videogames all day one is never there and one is epic and based (me)
not bad overall
I regret it everyday
We just cook our own food, people barely use the kitchen these days
Haha fuck off you puff
I love him because he makes such a fucking fool of himself every thread, very entertaining
2020 is only 6 months away.
Bring it back.
what are your predictions for the next decade?
More murders in London
Hear that I wouldn’t stand for it still
Lmao seethe on
Seeing her tomorrow xx
why do you regret it?
It is relevant, you said check the archive because you thought it went back that far. that's how new you are LOL
PORN BAN IN 1.5 HOURS LADS
Oi Zoey, drop that new dubplate already blud
haha WRONG my monthly visitation is tomorrow :)
Real non nigger ape mutt criminal parents live with their children and raise them
America continues crumbling as the rest of the world picks from its rotting corpse :)
can't wait to watch this
India is taking over
It's 1 month away
I've been banging on the walls and all sorts mate when its proper early hours, its definitely more quiet than it was these days
Cause they're nasty little slags mate its really that simple. And I have to live with them and theyre too fucking annoying. Proper grim stuff
wow someone has really rattled his cage
Yeaaah if you honestly believe that you have no real life experience
Maybe in the early 1900s
It's ironic that I'm not looking at anyone else's posts when I'm spamming trying to get everyone to look at my post.
Internet attention makes up for the lack of a strong male role model.
PORN BAN IS IN EFFECT NOW THEY'RE KICKING DOWN MY DO
codeine is basically the wkd of opiates, right?
how bad are the withdrawals going to be if ive been taking 400mg every day for the last 4 weeks?
Fuck that. The cancer at the heart of Europa is Germania
so basically rural russia?
Doug Addict looked down at his page
"I'll never be a writer"
"I don't have the discipline"
"I don't have the focus"
"I'm not sober enough"
Doug reached in his closet and got out the Morphia
"This is why"
"This is why I can't do anything write"
"Sweet Morphia has morphed me into a potato"
"They told me when I was younger 'beware the blight, those who consume are consumed'. I didn't even take my first button until I was 21. I squandered my resistance too easily and too soon."
He took the button and got angrier with himself
"Each button is a promise of peace in a world where nothing is promised, nothing is given. A dispensation. An addiction. The Morphia dependent dies the day he cannot purchase Morphia. A morbid fact which is the reason why it is in such large supply."
"Only 18% are dependents, the other 22% are merely casuals. A fact which never escapes me when I've reached the lowest states of my Morphia abuse."
"Dirty little buttons dirty my soul, and my expression turns hollow. How can I do anything when I am in a state of sedation"
Doug grabs the salts and starts huffing and inhaling them. The salts 'sober' the Morphia addict to a lucid state, a 23rd century invention for the purpose of allowing the Morphia addict to be somewhat functional despite a fatal dependence. In Doug's world life is a hazy fog of blurred moments, huffs of a salt rock give him his only moments of presence to draw influence from.
"The old Morphoids they say the high is the new sober. Being sober is like being high. But when I'm sober for too long I don't like it. The shakes, the cold flashes, the angina." Doug shrugs
Wish i was kept in a cage by 4 girls in a flat
This was Chris Harris' best work
San Fran will be first
I understood that reference:
Fuck that. The cancer at the heart of Europa is Germania
needs to be taken for a walk perhaps.
what are we actually going to do when the porn ban comes lads?
how do we fight it without being put on the pervert list?
I watch unconventional porn (chicks with dicks amongst them) - would I have to be put on a special special pervert list?
he's genuinely having a hard time this thread. poor little nigger mutt, what will he do
idea: write a novel about an ordinary guy who climbs all of the ladders and becomes prime minister just to overturn the porn ban, has a furious 12 hour edge wank in number 10, and then immediately resigns
Fuck knows man
Actually fuck off you big forehead East African cunt.
who will you cast in the film adaptation?
Live Streaming porn
shall be posting very naughty pornography here so you cunts get arrested.
it's just age verification
buy a thing from the shop, show your ID to bossman, enter in the details online, you're sorted
oi mate do you want to join the team i really like your ideas
Both of you need to duck of back to ongo bongo land
Why don't you fuck off, you massive racist twat?
I've never really understood why people murder each other, death comes to us all, getting a life imprisonment over it just seems so stupid and pointlesss Lol guess i'm too high IQ for that murdering shite
Yank mumbling “s-seeth on” under his breath
Fuck off nigger
AS I LOOK DOWN FROM HERE FROM TREASURY BENCH I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING THAT IS SOLID. BUT I'M WORRIED THAT IT IS MADE OF INCREASINGLY CROOKED WOOD.
I've got a big forehead and I'm not an AFrican so fuck you cunt big foreheads deserve love and support
not sure why you have pictures of little girls on your computer
Absolute brainlet lmao
most murderers are just deeply closeted and sexually frustrated homosexuals
Sadio Mane forehead
It's an American. He's been posting on /brit/ for a year at least. He came on posting Nubian pyramids once. No one told him to sling his hook it seems
Just genuinely can’t stand anyone who isn’t white English
Nahhh fuck you thankfully its not bad, lick my dick!
If you hate homosexuals you're most likely just attracted to them
Typical closeted psychology
Would you rather not wash for a week or wank 10 times a day for a week?
Didn’t realise it was virgin freak hour
How far does your mum have to walk for muddy coloured water each day?
Not wash for a week, I basically do that anyway
guess that makes me shitskinsexual
Not soaking in dodgy chemicals everyday is good long-term
*fucking cranks CFMI*
its ok to be a spiritual boomer
Disgusting virgin freak
got chest pains and a nosebleed
rather nonsequiteur post
Brotha Hulk Hogan would be one of those posting the n-bomb songs in /brit/
Text "water" to donate £5 to the local warlord
doing the fat cunt sarnie lads
Seen a webm of this on reddit btw
unironically did both of those simultaneously when i was severely mentally ill
You're French: that's already bad enough.
A modern Eazy E
sophie chebs??? giz a link m8
because we are animals who evolved in a time without such things as prisons, police or life sentences. conflict is unavoidable and the most complete conflict resolution in the Pleistocene was killing your adversary. those primitive forces can override any conscious logic.
Alan is tolerable, just
That cunt is not
How did he pull her?
*flying kicks a hole in the wall*
What's in it?
bored out my fucking box
might start up yakuza kiwami 2 in a bit
sadly not attracted to african-looking africans
sorry my friend
too drunk to properly decipher this sorry
Is that how much your run down council home drug den is?
Would beat baby zoe zoe within an inch of his life he glanced in my general direction
Genuinely one of the most sinister and unnerving posters.
Gonna call you Xherdan
looks like skitz realized the cell was unlocked
The dead child pedo poster? Agreed
Don't watch the footy
X for short
zoe aint no criminal you lot are lost if you think hes anything deeper than a bedroom g
Mental how 90% of British blacks would literally such cum out of a hairy arsehole if it allowed them to become American.
rorke and leftypol at tanagra
Next person to say "and" is a fanny
cum willy bum
this i would
spunk cock arse
No shit. Beak him off about it and he'll have a meltdown.
I feel like everyone is just ignoring him hoping he'll go away.
Zoeys brain fucking has a MELTDOWN when someone calls him a nigger criminal
No such thing innit
It is literally cultural appropriation and it is embarrassing.
absolute state of leftypol
SKTZ is here
thought this tommy fury people were sharing old pictures of was tyson furys brother haha
Lol literally got booked for abh with a weapon nitty
Wish Emmett would brain Zoey
gf loves rubbing herself on my thighs until she comes
He has a meltdown if you acknowledge he's 3/4 white and a LARP act soft cunt.
Hope they're taking the piss about the tranny thing then la
woahhhh check you out shagger
Thought he was la
want to play this while driving a coupe cabriolet through the riviera
remember back in school/college watching series 1-2 of skins for the first time
you licked some civilian with a pipe you victim stop begging it
never seen skins because I'm not a twat
and i want to eat duck confit with nutella
There's very few situations where I would prefer Emmett over anyone
But I would absolutely love to see him batter that mongoloid namefag zoe
just found that he is actually thought he was just some random bloke on love island
Imagine trying to talk greeze on Jow Forums you moist yute
i hope you don't
wish i was pope
I like your looks, I like your style. I'll admit, you were a random choice. There's nothing special about you. But you look good to me, and that is enough. From our brief time together you were eager, you seemed hungry. I'll only tell you once, knock that off. Nobody likes a kissup. Now you're thinking you're going to go places, take up rule of the almond empire. That is a long uphill crawl up a mountain of broken glass laced with venom, so limit your expectations. You need to be comfortable not getting ahead but always 100% committed. C is for Caring about almonds. O is for operating almond machinery safely. M is for following the SDM at all times. M is for fucking follow the SDM. I is for follow the mother fucking Safety Danger Management protocol. T is never forgwt the almonds. M is for you work for ME. E is for Everyone of us rise and fall together. N is for Not eating too much off the conveyor belts. T is for Thank you for your attention dunderhead, welcome to the game. I took you out of the slums, right? I put you into the almond business. Hell, I AM the almond business! "say thank you". Say it right now and I'll never ask for it again. I know from this moment on you are loyal to me and my precious nuts.
remove the word not and I'll agree
All my mandem in pen take cocks
Didn’t get any attention the first time, slurp this English cock some more, bender
Ah yes, TV for spotty retards.
It's quintessentially British. It works for rainy English weather not there.
everything I believed in is a sham
how did it all go so wrong ?
Thought that was a pic of someone pulling a face haha
Honestly would marry a tranny if she looked good enuf
Virgin freak hours
Bedtime zoot rolled xx
Zoey got nicked with some plastic cutlery from KFC
thought you liked things that didn't go together, like this lovely early 90's sundays song and the french riviera
Emmett would murder Zoey with his bare hands
Hope I get this job lads
You smoke green thats gang nigga.
If I have more green than u I'm more gang, right?
Good god take a look in the mirror you autistic tryhard.
imagine gassing the fact you got bagged for an abh charge on a civ and pissed your self in court lool who you calling moist you washed out white boy
Isn’t there a general for little race obsessed NA LARPers
tune into /brit/
emmett vs zoe hour
Give you the popcorn chicken treatment
He scraped that thing on the concrete for weeks the absolute hard case
just want to kiss and cuddle her don't even care about how many bbcs shes taken
Only people who live in illegal countries call them 'strains'. Here in Canada we call them varietals.