Culture Pals /cp/

Table for one edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

old:

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Other urls found in this thread:

github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper
anyforums.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

2nd for macchi bf

Are there any scripts that aren't broken?

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The one where you need python works

github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper

tampermonkey works with chrome

That's the one I was running in the pic I posted. It runs, but always fetches 0 users
I got that working now, apparently some other extension was conflicting or something.

the tampermonkey bot is working fine for me

>using scripts
evaluate your life

>tfw no 1st world gf

Update on Brit virgin and rusky girl

I think it's over lads. She's been a moody cunt all day, finally got to the reason why and it's because I 'look at other women when she's there' and she feels humiliated. Top kek I'm not fucking looking at other women any more than I look at people generally. I tried to explain/apologise but she wasn't really accepting it. We're supposed to spend another week together and now it's fucking awkward. Thinking about buying a plane ticket tomorrow and going home. Suggestions?? I'm trying to talk to her about it but she's become really closed off and won't talk about it

wtf? Just make her feel good about herself again. Arent you the fat guy and she the hot girl

>Aren't you the fat guy and she's the hot girl
Yes. I don't fucking understand it

Make her feel good about herself? How? Sex is off the cards and she won't talk to me. She was just on the phone talking to her friend in russian and I heard my name get dropped a few times. I feel like leaving in the middle of the night and blocking her I'm actually fucking offended

Maybe she felt it was all fugg and no sweetness or whatever.
Or just normal girl stuff where they want to be persuaded or something.
Plane ticket home isn't so bad but, if you ever end up trying to woo her again after walking out (figuratively)
Then you've made a bad decision and she'll know she'll always win no matter what.

>Sex is off the cards and she won't talk to me. She was just on the phone talking to her friend in russian and I heard my name get dropped a few times.
lol ok youre baiting

>I feel like leaving in the middle of the night and blocking her
do it

>All fug and no sweetness
It's pathetic but I've explained to her on a few occasions why I like her so much compared to other girls. Like, it's almost pathetic. She didn't want to be persuaded, she didn't want to tell me what her problem was originally anyway. It took a lot of alcohol and cigarettes to get her to spill the beans. She talked about her previous boyfriend and how he did the same thing. She explicitly said she wanted a 'yes or no' answer to the question ' do you look at other girls'. I tried to explain that yes I look at girls but it's just looking at people in general. She didn't want an answer.

To be honest I don't want to be dealing with this fucking coocoo shit. I've seen a side to her that I'm not comfortable with. Losing my virginity was great but it isn't worth this fucking headache. I want to go home

>To be honest I don't want to be dealing with this fucking coocoo shit. I've seen a side to her that I'm not comfortable with. Losing my virginity was great but it isn't worth this fucking headache. I want to go home
Well, just remember that you can never try it with her again after that.
And, don't leave without saying
1.) You heard her talking to her friend about you and it's unfair because you don't speak russian.
2.) It is unreasonable to think that looking at other girls is bad.

Good luck and i hope you dont become an emotional wreck after that.

So you dont even want her to want you back? I can probably tell you how to do it if you want everything to be good again + some crazy psycho sex
Otherwise just go and have fun in Italy instead of going back desu

Yeah you're right, if I leave tonight there's no going back..... I'm not ready to say goodbye just yet


Of course I want her to want me back. How do I do it man? Teach me

proof to me you arent baiting first

Ok I knew it kek. Faggot. I'm going to sleep

>this married woman is asking if i have a girlfriend
uh oh

freeze her out. no talk, no contact. let her know why. prepare to never see her again. she will either come back or leave

Currently practicing not texting first after noticing I was texting first all the time
AKA I'm not texting

>be social retard
>finally try interpals to practice russian
>Brazilian girl messages me and within minutes starts talking about how she attempted suicide and wants to be my gf
this was a mistake. I don't know what to say to her now. I got her to drop the "be my bf angle" by telling her I want a gf that lives nearby but I feel so uncomfortable.
Interpals was a mistake, I'm deleting my account.

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complain about it. lol
after someone complained about it, I kind of tried a little harder.

horny&lonely

Is it only me, who thinks brits and muricans are very weird in relationship things sometimes?

sorry to hear it went the other way lad. At least you had a good time while it lasted.

how so?

I'm betting she has felt betrayed or cheated on in the past

she probably wouldn't be okay with you watching porn, either

Isn't she a redhead by chance?