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tim edition

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Would you rather spend a weekend with cocklad taking coke or with 190mm taking md and ket?

yea xx
we have guyana and new caledonia
new caledonia especially is very close to australia and surprisingly the american south, they have huge cattle ranches and cowboys and rodeos over there

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BASED

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PORN IS BANNED I REPEAT PORN IS BANNED

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would rather see both of them inside a jail cell

shit gimmick

Love me a victoria sponge.

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Are lad
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yanks get milk from the petrol station

yeah but none of those places are immersed into French culture like Australians are with British culture

yeah if you're in a rush people get milk from there or a pharmacy
it's still weird to have the price of milk on a sign under gasoline though

They probably get semi skimmed as well.

BOW BOW.... chick. chicka chicka...

The Japanese are honorary whites.

Hello lads, how was everyone’s Friday then?

>semi skimmed

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big stiff idiot

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yanks drink their mums breast milk well into their 40s

that's called 1% sweetie

Visited my parents, talked about politics, went home.

what does your boyfriends cock taste like

Is the Alt Right still a thing?

it's 1am saturday

That’s good mate always good to see the parentals

victoria sponge cake has no connection to homosexuality, which I detest because I fear God.

no
it essentially fell apart after it failed to create a consistent political platform immediately after the 2016 and its youtube celebrities one by one became subjects of ridicule

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wish you would all fuck off to reddit tbqh

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still howling at the grimness of this

cetra cetra blah blah blah blah blu

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from what i know australia is basically america light
hopefully will eiter confirm or infirm

Yes mate that’s why I said how WAS everyone’s Friday as opposed to IS as it’s just finished
How was yours?

No that sector of politics is dead as fuck and its the reason why UKIP fell from grace.

Lachie here. Meeting up with the mother friend soon. My younger normie brother from Brisbane just arrived. So all 3 of them can talk about me going out with this 40 year old mother while I'm not here.

thoughts on this lachie

it's neither american or british

it's uniquely australian

does turt still post

While the yanks have heavily influenced us thanks to globalism and our close ties Australia remains more culturally similar to the United Kingdom (overall)

Did fuck all all day except netflix
Looking forward to tomorrow though got driving lessons (21 and can't drive which is a bit grim)

Going to jail reinforced my idea that "incels" are their own their worst enemies. Almost every ugly, toothless smackhead in jail has kids and a girlfriend. These are people that are physically repulsive and have no job or prospects in life and still manage it. How can't they?

Classic, well have a good outing Lachie really hope you have a good time
How olds your brother?

>those comments

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Any /1381 Peasants' Revolt/ man in?

the same way an iridescence refraction has no link to homosexuality, except in context

not really but the 8-10 people that were writing most of the stuff in the alt right are obviously still around

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Well what matters is you’ve admitted it’s grim and are actively rectifying it

hmm yes i did mean america light as seen through a british eye, as in british but yankified enough to be upsetting if that makes sense

*puts a mic right up against my mouth*
this is a shoutout to my hussite boys
fuck papists

culture similarity:


UK -------- NZ -------- AU -------- CA -------- US

RICHARD II DID NOTHING WRONG

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find the disabled black guy one particularly bizarre

there is direct cultural influence of America but some of it is just similar economic conditions of being a lower density frontier society

What's the white man's car brand

He really did dough

ford

How much fucking Mayo does a man need on his chips?

yea thing is you can live perfectly fine without being able to drive in London, but I've just graduated and my first job is in fucking Cardiff so I need a car innit
i'd imagine with how big aus is it's unheard of not being able to drive at that age?

I might be biased cause about half of the co workers I’ve ever had have been English but they say they think Aussies are far more similar to them than yanks are
That said they’ve made the choice to come work here so take that as you will

audi
never seen an 'igger with an audi

there is nothing gayness in cakes.
I can cook cake with plums from NY Times' recipe.

UKIP died because it is the farage party

couldn't drive till 21 either
got my license in 1 and a half month starting from 0 though
you'll be right mate

He's 23. When he asks where I'm going. I'm going to say out with my adopted mother. Kek.

The Duesenberg

But thats false.

You're fuck all like us now since your election. Fair played by the way. Well done

I always ask for extra mayo it's is peng (when it's not been watered down by the fucking paki shop)

This is also true
ie we’re both new world federations made up of multiple states encompassing the breadth of a continent with English as the primary language
Similarities arise thus

radical centrist aussies

SHUT UP REPUBLICAN

I identify as healthy

Land Rover

canadians, kiwis and australians are one and the same

eternally disturbed by the pom / yank menace

this, bogans and rednecks are cut from the same cloth

Porsche

Age of Enlightenment was the peak of humanity

Paki brand

that's just what happens to brits when they are forced outside of their nature

toyota

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>pom
Say Tommy Atkins like a normal person

Yeah my mates and I all had our licenses and a car at 17
I remember in year 12 everyone was driving to school

Felt more like an adult when I got my license than when I could legally drink, freedom and all that innit
Now I own two cars

No it isn't, UKip voters now vote for the Brexit party.

Kek nice, look after yourself and have a good one
I’m the same age as your brother aha

aha

...yeah!

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ooh aha x

Thats what I mean, UKIP died because Farage left due to the fact it was become too confrontationalist.

UKIP has become unelectable because of the stupid concepts and people they're inviting, which is why the Brexit Party has been such a success compared to Nu-UKIP.

>we're SOOOO aussie!!!!

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>world star hip hop

obvious yanks.

have a sneaking suspicion

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