>you wake up in chile
You wake up in chile
Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Sanders
Chilenos cochinos culiaos
Robert Taylor
no
Jaxson Edwards
I cross the border to argentina or peru, I’m not leaving an earthquake shithole for another
John Thompson
yes
James Edwards
based
i'd spend days there with my chilean bros
Blake Johnson
Okay can I go home now
Nathaniel Bailey
I immediately walk into the nearest McDonald's and request help getting back to the States
William Anderson
I get in my car and start blasting reggaeton
Ryan Myers
I drive back here because I would lose my mind hearing that disgusting mapuche accent.
Xavier Ortiz
>Cram duolingo and memrise spanish into my poor head so I can easily communicate with the locals and I don't get lost in translation. Hell, I might try to settle down here as a white man in chile.
Cameron Nelson
NO YOU ARE NOT WHITE
YES YOU ARE ITALIAN
YES YOU ARE A BROWN NIGGER SUBHUMAN WITH AFRICAN AND MOOOR BLOOD
Jacob Collins
I go back to sleep and hope I don't wake up again.
Just by the mere fact of being in Chile, I have been corrupted beyond repair. I am no longer human.
Benjamin Rodriguez
Go back to my shithole since I'm not a Pacific coast nibba like 0n, so I wouldn't adapt easily there
Jayden Watson
Enjoy the landscape that we share with our Chilean bros, the Patagonia Master Race
Jayden Parker
hey that's my region
Joseph Price
>Time to bang some WHOers
Logan White
chile has mountains? i thought it was flat and long
Camden Rivera
You Could day South America From Western Venezuela down to southernmost Chile is a big ass mountain range. Google: Andes
Ian Murphy
i ask for a completo with palta and mayo
Joshua Sanders
I guess I better put on a sweater then, huh?
Julian Sanchez
Based. Eating one right now
Jacob Miller
I get the next flight to Ecuador to visit my senpai and then back to Canada
Ryder Phillips
Chile is very based overall but their salads/vegetable dishes are literally a pile of iceberg lettuce with an avocado on top, wtf
Elijah Hernandez
>panchos con palta
Dominic Edwards
seething non-european passsport
Ayden Morris
Justin Bailey
'mirin
>iceberg lettuce
lol wut?
Adrian Lee
>la araucanía
based
Nathan Sullivan
Peru also has earthquakes