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Emma edition

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>shite yank edition
*yawn* here we go again

poo

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Emmayank asserting himself before Anyayank comes back

At least you wait until the bump limit I suppose unlike that *other* yank

Brendan Cox had been exposed as a sex pest about 8-9 months before his wife was murdered which forced him to leave his position at Save the Children charity.
Then when Jo was killed, Hope Not Hate and the rest started using him to peddle their political crap, completely ignoring the fact he was a wrongun, until years later people started pointing out that he'd been acting inappropriately and all these charities he was working for shit the bed once their hypocrisy was exposed and so he resigned from them.

holy peng

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w-what if she says no

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why on earth would you share this with us

>unlike that *other* yank
they're all shite lets be honest

Anya

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me too. got out of jail today after 6 month first thing i did was get 2 grams of coke dropped off but i'm on tag home curfew can't go out until morning need bicarbonate to wash it up and smoke it having to snort it its still fucking mint but smoking's better imo

when exactly do we get a new PM?

He shags, why can't you?

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iw ant her to use me as a toilet and footstool

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>being a nitty

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Then at least you tried.

Having lunch with a co-worker is the most innocent thing you can do but the easiest way you can get to know them, I do it platonically all the time

Drinks is just if you're feeling more confident but not super out of the ordinary to ask you know?

been blueballed lads
very cross

Anya > emma

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jesus fucking christ

ahahaha.... yeah

okay, i'll think about it
but i am soyboy though

What are some things you're supposed to do when in early 20s?

I'm thinking he doesn't

is that flash LMAO??

>early 20s?
wojak.jpg

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have sex

Toil, drink, and feel lonely and miserable

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Well I can't help you to stop being self-hating but still you should still try lest you wonder what could have happened if you did

Go to festivals.
Wear denim jackets.
Pretend you know everything about everything
Bleach your hair.

go to medical school
begin your career in politics
have a rank of at least colonel in the military

post on Jow Forums at 3am on a saturday morning

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DOPE
HOLO

She's...ahem...top-heavy.

no to everything accept being a colonel in the military.

dye your hair

>Pretend you know everything about everything
Only do this

get a girlfriend
complete school
get a career
get married
buy a house
have a kid

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Fucking SCREECHING

deary me

/cum/ is a hive of chicanos and mexicans
makes a lot of sense in hindsight

I forgot I'm on Jow Forums
whoops

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Any of you lads ever had a health check/screen with a potential employer, and did it include a drug test?

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for me, it's yo-yo dieting and feeling depressed

Because they're yanks.

Most American flags are Mexicans
(Not me though)

is there a fetish for being irradiated yet?

Saw some faggot in a thrasher t shirt skate boarding on my work today
While he was skating he lost his footing and the skateboard went all the way down the sidewalk he was skating on and it went into the road where a car ran over it
It was pretty funny ngl

Look, its the Unelectables™

unironically know someone who has a fetish for getting leprosy and his limbs falling off and being torn away like wet tissue paper

which is similar

Don’t like this at all

mad

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You're fucked pal

absolutely

fuck off with your boring twitter tier posts mboko wank

>faggot
FOY

I
1. Dyed my hair
2. Got a girlfriend
3. Had sex
4. Traveled on my own
5. Almost died of liver failure from hepatitis B

Shut it, confrontationalist.

I'm of colonial stock and if you're not get out of my country

Why are you talking about yourself?

Anya mogs emma

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What

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>one day we're all going to turn into boomers
let that sink in lads

Can't wait.

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Is that you Ted?
(I'm on my phone so I cant see reddit flags)

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oui

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I'm a boomer at heart

>Free
So he's a Soldier of Misfortune?

Goddess

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Lol

America in one image kek

The Welsh Phenotype

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What's up you angle faggot?

Never could figure if this was satire or not

Why are yanks like this?

facken VEE BEE

Boomer is a state of mind

Going to buy 100 xanax

Pedo for sure

we're based is why
1776 will commence again

he really likes this thing called "A Creche of Soggy Flesh" about a guy who basically dissolves over the course of a day

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I was born in 1998

I want a British Princess so bad...

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I think it’s stolen valor even

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I'm drinking beer

youngling

its disgraceful that you would even consider that she of all people would be in our royal family

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I want a Scottish/Spanish princess so bad lads

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that looks like the guy from those Farmers Insurance commercials.