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to get some groceries for today, tomorrow and monday, lad.
what are your plans, lad?

I went out with a mother I met in the mental ward for lunch. I've started calling her my adopted mother.

i'm a bit confused, lad. is she your friend?

Yeah. We used to colour in together and eat snack food at night time together.

why did you have lunch in mental ward?

I didn't. We are both out.

why were you both in that institution?

Me for depression & her for manic behaviour.

Lower alcohol taxation

youtu.be/dal2otOcr70

are you alright now, lad?

obligatory walruse webm

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Ah yes, I remember you posting before

This attention drenching:J
Asylums are so kool, ask me questions pls

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who else here /haven't slept all night/

Thread theme song.

youtube.com/watch?v=odjn9197uTM

Modern Talking?
Noice

Happy fapping my friends
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my, my, would i love to get choked by these fine lasses

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>me in the middle

youtube.com/watch?v=1LGM82uPuvA

a giant fucking beetle landed on my nech when i was in town last thursday and i still can't get over it. It was so disgusting

neck*

youtube.com/watch?v=F4wh_mc8hRE

He sounds like he enjoys musicals

wow you're such a coward, its a big turn off really
t. girl

Morning lads, woke up next to gf and wasted like an hour on cuddling, shit sucks

>woke up next to gf and wasted like an hour on cuddling, shit sucks

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how do I become a good cook

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Gordon Ramsay is based.

Get a part time job at a kitchen.

youtube.com/watch?v=i4fx_B-ZaVY

They are selling good apples. I know exactly how they taste

and after I came on her back she said “but that’s a lot of cum” in a blaming voice, wtf is her problem?

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Post bobs and vegana NOW

She probably wanted it her 'gina or at least on her face, lad.

I was fucking her from the back, if we were fucking missionary I would have probably reached her face

Why dont they sell such apples

jew mafia forbids it

I remember such apples growing in my grandmothers place next to outside toilet. Best apples i have ever had, juicy as fuck and very easy to bite. Not like the apples you find in store that are rock hard, big and some meme green or red color

WHAT'S UP EPIC GAMERS

what do you say in lithuanian when you ananounce that youre about to cum?

Probably something like
>tuoj pabaigsiu
or
>tuoj nuleisiu
or
>tuoj iššausiu
t. virginijus

aš tai sakau “tuoj baigsiu”

Holy kek virgi spirgi

Dont you dare to laugh at me

Koń jūs, miestietē? ))))))

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>cough
>uncontrollable fart escapes
>almost shit myself

>aš tai sakau “tuoj baigsiu”
cringe, desu, but ok.

Kalbėk už save

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>>tuoj pabaigsiu
kaip kokias bulves kepti

why would i talk to myself when i cum

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>noodi kiri ehk tabab neid...
>HÕISKAMISI

can any latvian explain what's going on with soviet memorials? apparently latvians want to bring them down but russia warns them not to?

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Latvians need to bring it down now as they warned them. They're not going to do shit

She never explained the reason to me

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The vote happens at least 1x a year and 70% say they want to get rid of that monument for rapists.
We have mutual deal with Russia for ''protection of monuments'' but I have no idea if Russia has Legionnaire monuments...I bet they say they will destroy genocide monuments instead.

TL;DR
Never gona' happen
Best is to make that area real commercial or build factories there

Reminder today 800 years ago Estonians created Danish flag

These monuments are chauvinist propaganda for the russhits living in Latvia, thats why they are panicking over the border and "warning" like scared little dogs , just a bark. They're not going to do shit

One of the oldest flags in the world, the Flag of Latvia was first mentioned in medieval chronicle called the Rhymed Chronicle of Livonia in 1280. The chronicle mentions a red standard with a white stripe being used by Latvian tribes.

According to the LatvianHistory.com, “when the leader of Ancient Latvian Semigallian tribe lead the attack against the Teutonic Crusader controlled Riga, Latgalian soldiers from Cēsis came to support the crusaders. The Latgalians came with red-white-red flag that chronicler called the ‘flag of the letts.’”

A legend refers to a mortally wounded chief of a Latvian tribe who was wrapped in a white sheet. The part of the sheet on which he was lying remained white, but the two edges were stained in his blood. During the next battle the bloodstained sheet was used as a flag. According to the legend this time the Latvian warriors were successful and drove the enemy away.

BOOM

Matau esi rīmts vyrs, ne tēp kāp tėj ištiželē, kor dārba nemati

>1345. gada ziemā Aļģirds kopā ar Ķēstuti iebruka Zemgalē, ieņēma Tērvetes pili un aizdedzināja Jelgavas pili, bet 1346. gadā nopostīja Mežotni. Karagājiena laikā viņš Siguldā ticies ar līvu ievēlēto ķēniņu (regem constitutum), kas piedāvājis militāru sadarbību, taču Aļģirds atbildējis: "Zemniek, tu nebūsi te karalis," un pavēlējis viņam nocirst galvu.

LMAOOOO

>Latgalian soldiers from Cēsis came to support the crusaders. The Latgalians came with red-white-red flag that chronicler called the ‘flag of the letts.’”
Ahahaha christcuck flag

>ta kaimietiska zemaiciu kalba
yikes

Some polish bitch acting up

>1345-1346
>Polish

Pizdonian education

Why did you fuck us? youre not rlly balt, you have always been some polish bitch

Well, looks like Latvia has always been internally divided
youtube.com/watch?v=K5lYXaVkA0U

stay mad and jealous that historically lithuania is 100 times more relevant

Yep and full of traitors like Caupo

>taking proud of fucking other balts

Because Pizdo-Ugrics need to be put in their place.

>Patrikas Narimantaitis (Russian: Пaтpикeй Глeбoвич; Finnish: Patrika Narimantinpoika) was a grandson (or great grandson) of Gediminas who exchanged his lands in and near Starodub in Siveria for the Korela and Oreshek fortresses in the Novgorod Republic. He also founded the town of Yamburg in Ingria.

>Europaeus (1859) reports that the commoners folks of Karelia still remembered their former Lithuanian rulers: "These Lithuanians held long ago the land of Karelia under their dominion, and it is still remembered by the local folks. It is said they had a treasury barn in Ilomantsi, a building with iron doors, where they stored their tax revenues. And there is a tale that during a retreat from a robbing expedition to the borders by these Lithuanians, their one boat, full of silver, wrecked and drowned in Suojärvi."

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And you think Latvia is not filled with modern Kaupos . 30% minimum....Negga

>12 times in 9 years
what a faggot you are

For some reason I am blocked from uploading pics to Jow Forums
Might be something to do with that that I posted a lot of fingol memes at some point and now when I haven't been here for weeks I can't post pictures.

LMAO

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>kunas?

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oh my

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>ta kaimietiska zemaiciu kalba

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Eestis made Sauna car.
Slightly disappointed it's not ''road legal'' but...
youtube.com/watch?v=FBCUhEtrtaU

>On February 10, 1326, David of Hrodna led 1200 Lithuanian men to join the Polish forces.[2] The joint army looted and robbed Frankfurt,[9] Berlin,[14] and surrounding territories. Thus, the pagans reached Central Europe and struck the Holy Roman Empire which shocked western rulers.[7] Not meeting any organized resistance, they plundered churches and monasteries for about a month. Reportedly, they took 6,000 prisoners as slaves and much booty. The loot was large enough to allow Samogitian duke Margiris to pay 20,000 florins to King John of Bohemia when he raided Medvėgalis in 1329.[15] German chronicles, including Nikolaus von Jeroschin, vividly described atrocities committed by the invaders. They were particularly scandalized by pagan Lithuanians who showed no respect for Christian symbols, establishments, or personnel.[7] Reportedly distraught by Lithuanian cruelty,[16] Masurian nobleman Andrew Gost ambushed and killed David of Hrodna and their way back to Lithuania.

Why are we so based?

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>replacing shock absorbers on my car
>right side goes well
>start the left side
>take out the strut assembly
>spring is broken
>order new springs
Guess I'll have to take the bus to work next week

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holy based

>Edgars Markūns 40 minutit tagasi
found your name, Edgars

My coworker has made saunacar.
Most likely not as cool as that one but still

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I know one Edgar IRL, where does that name come from? Is it Latvian name?

>Edgar
>Latvian name

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