I lie about my nationality in online games

>Pretending to be shit lankan

Yikes kys

I would rather LARP as Tamil or mallu

Fuck austrians

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braindead illiterate nigger insect

I don't hide my nationality.
some people trying to speak japanese and it make my heart warming ^///^

based

>I LARP as russki

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Based. Hi-rez does the same in Paladins and Smite. Someone in my team says something mildly offensive about my nationality? Post screenshot on twitter, tag their community manager and a bunch of other officials, they immediately ask me to DM them the details, and send them a support ticket. They ban him for 2 months+I get a notification in game that an action has been taken against a player you reported. If he repeats the same offence, he gets permabanned.

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What's the point? Your accent will give it a way in the end.

I lie about my nationality.

lmao
the turkish accent is one of the easiest to recognize
especially in words with "t" and "r"

I correct retards that get it wrong

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>Ott*cucks

ew.

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How do you even play on those servers? Last time I played on a euro server I got queued against turks spamming ezpz and using all kinds of hacks

I and my friends instantly kick player with a shitty accent thinking he is turk or indian

Tell me your thoughts on woxic

I say I'm from Israel.

i don't, they start calling me racist names i report them and they get banned for racism

i don't need to since my flag looks pretty harmless and irrelevant, i often get a few hon hons from french players but that's pretty much it.

I say I'm from the US and then act extremely smug and take cheap shots at everyone

you disgust me. real turks have steam profiles like this and yell gibberish in mic

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people either think I'm russian or italian. kek

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absolutely based

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>where are you from user
>Georgia(not the state)
>where is Georgia located user?
>have to explain
>oh I googled it and you’re right! Etc etc etc etc etc bla bla bla bla!
>haha yea people often mistaken it for the state I know right!?
>bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!
Yea I don’t give a fuck about hiding anything but it does get tiresome.

mexcrement

Playing on EU servers is way more fun even though you all hate me for it

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braindead nigger

>play EU West
>Como estas? Yo soy Rodrigo
>Play EU East
>Witam! Kto Polski?

I always say I am Canadian and act as nice as possible

I speak English with an atrocious french accent in online games but people don’t seem to mind. Girl gamers love it and wet their underwear for the whole game.
Like half my friend list are girls who added me on apex. I like playing with girls btw, those who play competitive games are skilled and they are likely more friendly than your average euroweenie.

Afghanistan (no I am not afghan) or some other shithole. And then I larp as a cute girl so they will sympathize with me.

For some reason I wanted to be Chinese when I was a child so, sometimes I pretend to be Chinese on the internet.

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just say Sakartvelo and don't bother any further

i do that in WarThunder and WoT
Zhangs and wh*tes are easy to trigger

when its someone with a single digit ping i know its Romanian..

Lel are you me. And girls have this particular thing during game, they congratulate you by sending you nudes on kik (epsecially american girls), funny but a bit weird if you ask me

Should I fake a french accent from now on?

Yeah, happens to me too. You can also hear them moaning when I display impressive gamer skill

Every american girls really do this ?

Yes in my experience

I immediately quit if I see a Russian, a turk or a French on my team

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which nation has the worst reputation in online games in europe? Turks, Russians or someone else?

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not cool

I only play games where the chat is unregulated and no one ever gets banned for being offensive

I do not like polish or mexican kids on the mic.

I pretend to be Israeli to get the muslims to seethe and then they get banned.

Chinks. This is not even arguable.

Why the fuck has that coke bottle been coloured in?

lold

What games do you guys play online? I used to play TF2, Age of Empires, Command and Conquer and COD 4 back in the day, but none of these appeal to me now. The only online game I’ve really gotten into in the past few years has been Overwatch, but I’m over that too.

cs:go, overwatch and tf2. i get bored super easy so i can only play like 1 match of each a day.

But you are German

Sure thing mehmet

I always speak Russian in any games.

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i larp as a depressed german who migrated to south east asia for no reason.

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same here

>for no reason.

*to fuck asian lolis

Chinese girls actually adds me up on steam upon seeing that i'm from germany.

>tfw i learned to memorize a couple of German words and phrases to look legit
>might actually ending up learning german
>mfw they buy it

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but you are german.

Wow! Is it Georgia like US Georgia?

people in online games always think I'm american until I get on voice chat

The Chinese
brazilians mught be immature but at least they are not rude as hell
the chinese cheat cuss non-stop and are immature

Based.

>Egypt
how do you even play in the same server with the chinese?

I only play against others close to my timezone. Are Turks really hated? What makes them so bad?

We still know aнoн. We always do.

I play on Euro servers because ping and I meet chinese there
they are in every game

Russians and it's not even close

based s1mple

I larp as ukrainian to make real ukrainians bad
if i play with polaks i always bring lviv and volynia

I only play multiplayer games with my irl friends and never speak to randoms online, I just mute them if there's any on our team

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Russians, no competition
and they do deserve their reputation

I pretend to be Italian when traveling so you don't kidnap me

YOU DISGRACE FAMILY PASHA

i lie about my nationality mostly because if you make it obvious you are a turk then the other turks who otherwise couldnt insult you in english because they dont know it very well will insult you in turkish.

elaborate?

italians are poor so no sense in kidnapping them

Austria is german.

me too
i hate playing with germans in online games I even managed to somewhat mask my accent so it can't really be pinpointed to a specific country.

that depends more on the where the server is located rather than a countries internet infrastructure

I did it too at the beginning but then I realised everyone was equally retarted so I just don't bother anymore.

you should be proud of your rich Hittite heritage

Me too

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i take feminine names (annalena etc.) and pretend to be a girl using voice change software and get all the free items then i pay for gender change in MMORPG and sell my character

Why would we hon hon hon at you?

For the Americas it's Chile and BR
For Europe is Turkey and Russia
For Asia is China and Philippines

based

I dont hide shit, we swedes are the KANGZ of gaming

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I like to go on European servers and annoy Euros by acting like a stereotypical American that's amplified by my southern accent

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fuck off