I love this website because everyone here is a virgin like me. It's the only place where I don't feel like an outcast

I love this website because everyone here is a virgin like me. It's the only place where I don't feel like an outcast.

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i hate germans.

Do you see any cute girls when you walk outside, user?

Cringe

I don't walk outside.

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Jow Forums is too normalfag for me. Jow Forums is the perfect place for socially awkward misfits. It's home.

How about take a walk outside? German girls can be very cute, why not try talking to one? :)

Spending my whole youth on Jow Forums I never learned how to talk to people

Dude, Hitler is crying.

Talking to girls is simple. Just ask her about her opinion on things and pretend to listen. Keep it at 90% of the conversation being her talk about random shit and you're all good bro

>everyone here is a virgin like me
i have bad news for you

Hate to break it to you but I've had regular sex life since I was 14.

It's ok, I think sometimes it's comfier to be a lonely virgin than a normie over saturated with problems and drama.

>virgin like me

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Sex doesn't change a thing.

>he believes everybody inhere is a virgin
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There have been several polls on this subject and in every single one at least 60% declared to be virgins. And from the comments I've read, the majority of non-virgins are losers who paid prostitutes.

Even if that was true, 60% is still way of from "everyone"

The worst virgins are the ones who pretend to be normalfags.

You write like a virgin.

Hate fags but like sucking dick Tbh

I hate losers like you. I used to be the same but then i started working out which really boosted my confidence and now i get laid every weekend

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Fag

ok but what about when you get stuck at this stage?

there r many newfag who think like you, then get disappointed soon, then moved to Jow Forums or mostly stay on Jow Forums.

>everyone here is a virgin like me
lol not everyone here is a loser
I have a gf and sex on a daily basis
not even my first gf either

>tfw literally every virgin you knew now has a gf and your the only one left

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There are plenty of normalfags on Jow Forums now, none of them welcome. It's a shame how they have altered the zeitgeist, desu. Genuinely awful human beings who have ruined one of the last best anonymous communities online.

You say you gotta go and offer to grab her number so you can get to know each other more

Go away.

have sex incel

ok, but once that stage is over too, you've known her for months, and it's still stuck at the stage of her talking about shit you don't care about while you get to know her. then what?
asking for a friend.

i have the same problem. i'm "dating" a girl but we only ever go eat and talk about stuff, how do i make her my gf

If you haven't tried to escalate it into romance by the 2nd meeting you basically got friendzoned. Sorry friend but run or act before she starts telling about cute guys she met

build a basement and lock her in there for 25 years

Same thing with you, what do you think is gonna happen if you don't try to escalate? You gotta be polarizing if you want clear answers from people.

how exactly do i escalate?

how are you meant to escalate it to romance without either making a fool of yourself or getting registered as a sex offender?

anschluss that shit up

Ask her over for coffee or wine at your place after dinner.
Fuck her.
Make her breakfast the next day.

i live with my parents lmao

Think how do you polarize her to get a definite answer. You can ask her, you can try being more touchy (like hug her shoulder when you are walking or hold her hand), you can go in for a kiss. Worst case you got it all wrong and she thought you were just friends but you want more so no harm done.
Point is you are both adults and are not stupid, spending so much time together clearly indicates you both have an interest in one another.
Dare every once in a while my friend. A life with no daring and only safe playing is not worth living in the long run

Millions of people risk making fools of themselves every day. Who gives a shit? Take a rejection with stride and move on. You might actually have your bet to be a winner.
Be daring, be a risk taker, you have her presence which is more than enough indication to believe she does enjoy having you around. Be a daring dreamer. I believe in you.

ok