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>geek
another yankism. bet this one's on oestrogen

based

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For me, it's UNHhhh: With Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova
youtube.com/watch?v=8sCmw6hQmJA

Considering being a drag queen lads

the concept of Saturday cones from the latin word "sataern" which means "of the sixth" since saturn i sthe six th planet from the sun

hehe bet you didn't know that

heres one
apply your clearasil you little flid

conference pear

In my flatshare lads, imagine paying £800/month to share a flat with 4 other people hahaha just IMAGINE it

Want to shower but can't because there's someone in there, washing machine is being used and i need to wash some shirts, sink is fully of dirty dishes hahaha can't imagine why anyone would choose to live like this

making dirty money, but i need a way to legitimize it to keep the tax man off me anyone know anything? thinking about window cleaning on the side for a few months to dead suspicion

>Famed Italian director Franco Zeffirelli dies

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some gilets jaunes procession below my windows
didn't know that was still going on

thinking about all the incels we've loved and lost

i knew saturday was named for saturn but i didn't know it meant 'sixth'

>[...] regarding British culture [...]

rorke listening to snow patrol

Women aren't really human in the way we think of the word, they're more a part of nature like mushrooms

yo dont need to actually clean windows. just keep a bucket with cleaning stuff in your car

yeah thanks

Crypto > Slovenia/Malta/Bulgaria > Cash out

read these posts before

speedwanks are the most powerful wanks known to man

human brains weren't meant to feel such pleasure

Anarchy in the UK is followed by Sharia in the UK

you made all of this up

youtube.com/watch?v=zE2P49BhljU

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Favourite era in British history, gents?

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why does everyone wank over joy division fucking shite

>Liam Gallagher - Shockwave (Official Video)

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*sits in armchair and gets out pipe*
it seems to me that of the S&M freaks the sadists want to feel powerful and the masochists are after attention

so grimdark and moody, like me

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nah it aint that i need to prove im getting money somewhere, cant keep running grands to the bank when im unemployed and i cant keep stacking it in the wardrobe

LET'S WANK TO JOY DIVISION

emma yank is in syria now

Leftypol begging his boyfriend to drip candle wax onto his exposed gooch

youtube.com/watch?v=aTq1HrDc3Dg

how can i turn hard cash into crypto tho? i dont know anyone irl that would sell me crypto for ££££

Looking at this nothing even happens. Not even a twitch
Pictures do nothing for me at all. Am I bent or just desensitised to pictures?

friday to tuesday last week

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>27
>NEET
>£8k in the bank

r8 lads

Is this the Jacobite movement?

how many birds have you shagged?

literally third world country tier

blog on you uninteresting cunt

2/10 get a career you wasteman

okay retard

okay urbanite

this is me except i only have £1k

Cannot wait until the cash economy is completely destroyed and 100% of transactions are cashless and electronic.

All those tax-dodging tradies and pikeys will shrivel up and fade away into non-existence.

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ah yes the ol' replying to the wrong post gimmick, classic

I'll take that as 0

got invited to go to london pride with some people. i'm not homophobic but I don't support the idea of being proud of your sexuality. is this too autistic? or should i not go because it's against my views?

too depressed to get out of bed

if you decided to look underneath of my clothes
you might find that i,m actually NAKED

cretin

>i dont know anyone irl that would sell me
Then you're not looking hard enough. You would still have to vet the guy/s first which could be difficult or take some time to see if he's trustworthy, willing to do it, and not a police officer. You could also use atms in certain places.
Localbitcoin/localeth/local(dot)bitcoin - then just swap all into xmr and back out of fiat offramp in shithole country with no regs or through holding company in malta or whatever. Get creative

never gonna happen

Can't wait.
I fucking hate people who keep thinking GDP is the most important thing in this country, they'd sell their own mother if it meant a slightly higher position.

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It's not really about being "proud" it's about not being ashamed.

>there's a wet skeleton absolutely covered in blood inside you right now

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Lol

London Pride, as in Cockney White pride, as in no pakis no blacks?

And then the system goes down and everyone starves

>paying taxes GOOD
where's your "i love jet noise" bumper sticker?

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The first will happen
The second won't
Are you retarded? Tax dodging has never been easier

why isn't it called not ashamed to be gay then?

this but because of drugs

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then why's it called fucking pride then dickhead

just go to london pride ffs rorke

Hmm

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>23
>Worked less than a year
>14k in the bank

You're like a child bragging how smart he is because he got mostly As in his GCSEs.

i'm not a rorke you strawmanning retard

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RIP lad internal haemorrhages are no joke

dunno, I guess there wasn't a more suitable and more marketable word.

don't go. don't show support to the sexual revolutionary oligarchic regime

so it's about being proud of your sexuality then

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Sooner than you think.

And soon they will expand the powers of Unexplained Wealth Orders so that they're not just applied to Russian and Omanian money-launderers in London but instead they will be applied to random fucking tradies who've purchased their cars and fancy clothes with under-the-table cash which they didn't pay VAT on.

Good riddance.

Going to London to pray at St. Pauls to make the Sodomites go away.

salvation
salvation
salvation is freeee

salvation
salvation
salvation is freeee

uh huhuh
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gonna top myself but first im going to try some heroic doses of drugs, like 2500ug of acid, might as well

Big tats on girls are shite unless they cover most of their body

So do you

blood is made inside bones mate, you don't need to be injured to have bloody bones

Releasing the beast