/brit/ + /friends/
>This mod makes you peng
yep
fart
If you're at king's cross, meet me outside the starbucks if you want to get battered.
>/friends/
dont like anyone on here except brits
If you have pornography saved on your computer right now then you are a certified virgin freak and you ARE a freak, make no mistake
I only play with my nintendo switch.
alright dave, guitar practice finish early?
'Nois beagnach deánta
Ach tá trup mór callán
Dj Próvaí agus a mhac on a tandem
Caide an craic boys
And he whips out his handgun
*blam blam blam*
Sin an deireadh leis na RA men
I don't play guitar but I did as a 15 year old. and you know what? It was fun
>I have not seen a mod like this yet so I decided to do it myself. A rainbow flag for Pride Month, replaces the generic red banner. You can add and remove it at your leisure, no .esp since this is just a small aesthetic mod.
ahhhhhhh now this is more like it
9 years ago today I went to the railway line at night hoping to end my life, but there were no trains running not even freight. Wish I had done it.
The only projecting I do is the astral kind
yeah what about all the /brit/ slagpics in your browser cache right now?
checkmate you fucking virgin
I don't browse with images on
hate the IRA
hate the UDV
love me British Army
Hate France and I hate the french can’t believe I have to endure 10 days of this wank country
I'm addicted to porn, I really enjoy it
This is why we need to nationalise are rail network
we must import beijing air and make whitoids inhale it obviously
i wank to memories of past shags or fantasies of shagging women i know who i havent shagged
i am in love with a jew. I call her my special jew, she seems to like it
Me? Click that link? No thanks, I don't want to support their business
Porn is mentally degrading and I'm glad we're forcing ID's for it.
>thoughts?
need to do a poo at some point
Clicked it twice just to piss you off, cunt.
hope you keep your money hidden away
Anyone who lives around Manchester wanna go out with me for birthday drinks the week after next?
good lad
whats wrong with his voice
Click yourself onto a motorway and get hit by a lorry
yeah my pet rock says he's up for it
sure, meet me here
1114 Chester Rd, Stretford, Manchester M32 0HL
The adipose around his neck is strangling his wind pipe.
what % of the population are normoids to you reckon?
Why are the stars always winkin' and blinkin' above?
What makes a fellow start thinkin' of fallin' in love?
It's not the season, the reason is plain as the moon
It's just Elmer's tune
What makes a lady of eighty go out on the loose?
Why does a gander meander in search of a goose?
What puts the kick in a chicken, the magic in June?
It's just Elmer's tune
Listen, listen, there's a lot you're li'ble to be missin'
Sing it, swing it, any old way and any old time
The hurdy gurdies, the birdies, the cop on the beat
The candy maker, the baker, the man on the street
The city charmer, the farmer, the man in the moon
All sing Elmer's tune
old
Stop attempting to dehumanise people who aren't as much of a loser as you
WE RUN UPSTAIRS
DRAG SHOWER CURTAIN OFF YEAH
Everybody except you
I see you've identified dave
My uncle was a rozzer during the Thatcher Administration the absolute madman
the crushing majority
friendless, sexless freaks without a physical community to belong to are non existent in most of the world
Same
An opportunity came up to go do some work in the Channel Islands (for a year or two). Would be nice to blow off some steam. Should I take it?
be there in 10
Springwatch can be pretty grim.
My dogs called dave
Apply your Clearasil
didn't ask
I'm just a paki bloke in a dress
Why isn't there a Summerwatch?
shagged her for a good 8 hours a day for 2 years but still a virgin
Dave's nut status: done in.
nice projection dave
>shagged her for a good 8 hours a day for 2 years but still a virgin
Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
Track twenty nine? Boy you can gimme a shine
I can afford to board a Chattanooga Choo Choo
I've got my fare and just a trifle to spare
You leave the Pennsylvania station 'bout a quarter to four
Read a magazine and then you're in Baltimore
Dinner in the diner, nothing could be finer
Than to have your ham 'n' eggs in Carolina
When you hear the whistle blowin' eight to the bar
Then you know that Tennessee is not very far
Shovel all the coal in, gotta keep it rollin'
Woo, woo, Chattanooga, there you are
There's gonna be a certain party at the station
Satin and lace, I used to call funny face
She's gonna cry until I tell her that I'll never roam
Speaking of thatcher, they're gonna unveil a statue of her at her hometown at St. Peters Hill.
dave sticks a finger up his arse just before he cums
hfp
Don't like how aggressive this thread is
It's saturday afternoon, chill out for fucks sake, have a wank
blog on you boring dickhead
Shut up you spotty twerp, go revise for your O levels
the dogshit that has been called dogshit is dogshit
Would rather meet in the town centre, maybe near a train station
I've never had birthday drinks before
>Don't like how aggressive this thread is
>
>It's saturday afternoon, chill out for fucks sake, have a wank
I like AMWF and ASMR deal with it
smeg me arse
he was based
I think you will have better luck on britfeel because most of those virgin freaks are desperate and lonely enough to want to shag you
don't forget you're posting in a normie general, we all have lives and jobs and girlfriends we have no time to meet up with paki blokes in dresses
Heard about that, not a bad looking statue it is, too.
Not sure how it will be relieved though.
>O levels
Dave confirmed as a literal 50 year old boomer.
>don't forget you're posting in a normie general, we all have lives and jobs and girlfriends
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA theres literally an user here that has been posting how women should be arrested, every day for a year now
I completely forgot what he actually did for this country. All I remember was his die hard support for the EU.
it's all satire m8
all women should be arrested
might do this
the pooality of bum
Arrest all women [not satire]
I'm in constant fight or flight mode it's exhausting
dying evertime
>theres literally an user here that has been posting how women should be arrested, every day for a year now
There was one guy that posted "got bowed laegs t b h lads" every day without fail from 2014 to 2018
rorke watching bend it like beckham and surreptitiously thinking sikhs are based
left her bloody and crying
women should be incarcerated
merely satire
Force weebs into national service.
Force neets into national service.
bit rude that
got bowed legs (not satire)
Emily Ratajkowski's tongue was made by the good lord for the sole purpose of licking and caressing my bellend, bollocks and arsehole. As such, I'm very sad it's yet to live up to its divine purpose.
all women should be rounded up and distributed evenly between men based on their looks
I hope the page-turning is controlled by some wireless handheld button like the ones weatherwomen use, otherwise it would be awful having to lift your arm every time you want to turn the page
no you didn't you coward
You'd think that but the population is much lower and sparsely populated across the country
It's either /brit/ or /soc/