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i HATE progressive politics

just stuck my foot in a spider web

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>Not really, considering how the USSR fell much harder than we ever did
Are you thick?
Bare with me - if we were undisputed number 1 until 1870, number 2 until 1950 and number 3 until 1950 we've been declining relative to others since 1870, which was the high point.

some absolute specimen in lidl
just witnessed some old fuck tape condoms to a bouquet of flowers

We’d probably be in space already when we’d stop thinking with our dicks

now that's a big cock on that girl

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he's right though, the ussr did fall harder

Yet u gon' 'ave 'm

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I want to have hot, passionate sex with Emma Watson.

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saw something absolutely mental today
>indian bloke
>walking down the street
>what does he have in his hand?
>someone else's hand
>who's hand you may ask?
>female's hand
>right
>get this
>she's chinese

mental

i HATE this horse faced spic

society does not care about young men

Yes we know!

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there's too many indians existing

Didn’t AOC complain on Twitter that it’s unfair that member of Congress who DON’T lobby earn only 140k a year?

corr think of all that purple and green space vaj up there as well

A true picture of modern Britain :)

i want to punch her in her face

She’s genuinely ugly as fuck like the standards of this site are pathetically low

It did, but that still doesn't change that Britain's world standing has been on the decline since 1870. We're talking about the UK, not the USSR.

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munted and cunted

fuck of before i open you like a tin of beans

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finna do a big niggardly shite

hate it when you want to order a takeaway but don't want to get dressed to answer the door

ANGLO GANG

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the filth sasha grey produced will last forever though, shame she retired before the days of 4k

why, is the door going to judge you? stupid cunt

The world would be a better place if there were 75% fewer people in the world with the reductions coming from China, India, Sub-Sahara Africa, majority Muslim countries, and majority Spanish and Portuguese speaking new world countries.

having to study java all over again fs lads. need to find resources online to work through until i can get myself back to the point i used to be at.

the yellow fever is coming back lads, need an asian GF

have sex

imagine what your mental state would be like if you reached the age of 31 without any affection or intimacy whatsoever

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Yes, and the USSR was joint top number one by 1955, number 2 by 1975 and ceased to exist by 1995.

So yes, they declined far more rapdily than we ever did. Took us nearly 100 years. Took them 35 years.

>majority Spanish speaking new world countries
Like America?

What scars do you have on your body?

I have a very big scar on my hand.

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no but the paki with my pizza might

the world would be a better place if we exterminated all americans and replaced the air in america with toxic fumes and placed all chinamen and muslims there with TV cameras

scots have a vile culture. what kind of men wear skirts? and plaid is gay

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that's a stupid thing to say, given that a metaphorical dick measuring contest put the first man on the moon.

Winston "shoot a Mauser with a Mauser" Churchill

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had my willer in a girls mouth this morning lads

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*knocks you over and starts stomping your face with football boots*

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this will soon be a reality

Yea but we're not talking about whether the USSR or UK fell in influence quicker, we're talking about the UK's influence. 1870 was the zenith, 1997 was already after a period of large decline.

if you beliieeve
they put a man on the moon
(man on the moouh moouh moon)

dont care

24 and the closest i've ever gotten to being properly shown affection or intimacy was when a girl in uni draped her legs over mine while we were working at the computers. either that or when a girl stroked my leg with her foot when i was a teenager and i sperged out and made her self-conscious about her appearance so she stopped doing it.

Haven't showered since 7am friday and love how my knob smells right now

what position did you lads play in footy?

Marcus Aurelius was a nonce though

bet you got a rock on both times

Everyone did in the past you retard
Go post in /cum/ you’re stinking up this general you fat yank pig

HAHA ya just imagine

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3 deep scars on my inner arm at my elbow from a drunken suicide attempt a few years ago

left back (by himself in the changing room)

i'm hoping trump looses the election next year

apes should be sent back to africa

fuck off, mouth breathing paddy. i hope the next crop of potatoes spoils

most n*ggardly video ive seen in awhile

Metaphoric =/= literal
Or maybe I didn’t read the passage where Helene of Troy was stuck on the moon and the Yanks and Soviets battled each other to get her back

false 9

*gets back up again*
you're never going to keep me down

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Did you get close? Did a lot of blood come out?

he will

staged for views

dont talk to my irish pal like that you gimp

got like 6 on my head from being split open all the time. stretchmarks on my back, thighs, arse and hips. kneecap has a few scars too. im ugly as sin lol

unironically didn't even clock the foot stroking my leg until she explicitly referenced out loud (which prompted my sperg out) and the other one i didnt get a hard on either, probably because everyone was there. it did feel really nice to stroke her soft thigh mindlessly while i worked though.

centre half

yeah but i'm hoping not

*looks at you in your boxers*
*walks away shaking my head*

AMIE
COME SIT ON MY WALL

>Yea but we're not talking about whether the USSR or UK fell in influence quicker

Thats exactly what we were talking about. 1997 was a statement about Western influence in the world, not just the UK.

Go post in /cum/

Are platonic hugs affectionate

die in a fire

bet neil armstrong's wife rode him like a fucking bucking bronco when he got back home tbf

based damien

Small scar on my lip from a dog bite when I was young. Scar on my nose from smashing a glass door when drunk

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Aren’t Bernie and Biden the current favorites of the Democrats? If so then he’ll win, even when he didn’t keep any of his promises

No such thing as a platonic hug.

If you're a tru-virge then the girl will hug everyone in the group except you. If you're being hugged then your existence is being acknowledged.

only if they're truly platonic and not platonic on her end up but full of spite and pity and wishing it was more on your end

I want to eat Emma Watson’s feces.

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who have the democrats got though