/brit/ + /friends/

Music edition.

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Where do you rank, /brit/?

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sucking a goofball

why don't brits build cities out at sea?

>the average American is as promiscuous as the most promiscuous Europeans
Have sex, countrycels

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Lucie

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based utah

why would anyone be scared of calling a takeaway to place an order lmfao

what goes on in louisiana

business idea:
integrate live cameras in restaurant/takeaway kitchens which stream on just eat so you can watch your order being made

HEEM

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by the way, I have Windows10 "Photos" app and I thought it pretty cool when they sorted my pics by person (face recognition).
I also use Gougle Photos (on my phone) and I tried to activate that, I discovered the option was called "group similar faces".
I lel'd when I saw there was an option to activate "group pets by similar..."

And then I stopped and thought that it might be linked with the scandal of Gougle AI identifying some black people as "monkeys"
If "recognize animals" is not checked by default, it probably helps solving the problem.

Why else would they separate men and animals?

nonce

based georgia

Never done it never will

new my mechanics
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New Orleans + lots of blacks

NOT!

Name is Anthony GIDDENS

you can get the odd rude bitch over the phone
always amazes me they are like that, if I tried to talk like a customer in that way toilberg would be crucifying me

everyone in kitchens is on the ching mate no one wants to be filmed snorting lines

Mardi gras and black people

who actually reads the sun newspaper and who does it appeal to? I remember seeing a double page spread on there, explaining the 2015 general election with Simpsons cartoons. Cowabunga dude miliband will increase the debt, and doh david cameron didnt clear the deficit

Lol fucking soyboys these are the same peopole who LARP about the race war or the lefty equivalent as well

Wet wipes

It's got different stories to the Daily Mail so I read both

me

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no they aren't
be quiet

dreaming of CANZUK

[muffled sounds sounds of dozens of brits furiously ordering plane tickets to new orleans]

Don’t reply to him.

based

Just say the British Empire for God sake.

alright Amer, mind that time you put a video camera in the toilet to film your young polish female roommate in the shower and then you wanked over the footage, bragged about it, posted stills on Jow Forums, got her doxxed, got yourself reported to the police, expelled from uni and then larp'd as a tranny to deflect criticism?

I made cheat sheets for those situations

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still assblasted ic

>thinking the food you eat in a sit-down restaurant or from a take-away isn't produced by chefs and line cooks gak'd out their brains

oh my days

victory has many fathers
defeat is an orphan

Yeah I only read the Mail on Sunday.

thinking of trying steroids for their mental effects if anything

also considering suicide

based old man

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>got her doxxed
how'd that happen then

Reminder to ignore the nonceyank. He is obsessed with Adam Lanza and his victims. You don’t want any association with him when he goes and shoots up a school.

its even better in person, the rude roasties at the front desk.

>Go to the train station
>Look at the board for the next train to where i was going
>It didnt have the time up there for some reason
>go to the counter and ask when the next train is
>fat roastie whore scornfully glares at me and says "did you check the board times, thats what its for"
>yes I did, and its not up there
>WELL I DIDNT KNOW THAT
>Is this how you normally speak to customers?
>THIS IS HOW I NORMALLY SPEAK TO RUDE CUSTOMERS
>I don't know what your problem is but I want a refund
>WHY
>because you won't tell me the time for the next train

Arrest all women

not him but they are

state of you catyank
I hate you

put them on mega for me la.

reckon you just made those

no point in killing yourself. you die every moment so what's the point of killing yourself.

Aspergers probably
I still have major phone anxiety despite spending 2 years at a toilhouse (not a call centre) where i used the phone 60 times a day

I'm not catyank. Never owned a cat never will

...

the moment he posted the stills on Jow Forums and started bragging about it she was doxxed and notified over facebook

she and her polish friend then reported Amer to the authorities

Reminder that you shouldn't EVER be acknowledging or replying to Amer if you don't know the full lore and how awful a person he is.

I'm trans, not a larp, found a guy to take my V card before my birthday

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Added another qt from toil and yet again, no decent facebook pics to wank over

not sure where to start with this post

that's surface level lore honestly. there are other spoopy less spoken about things about are moni

I think everyone has that anxiety though. I worked at a call centre and throughout my time there took a total of 40,000 phone calls i'm ashamed to say. Still terrified when my house phone rings or a restricted number comes up on my mobile

is this you emmayank?

>he
SHE

>amer
MONICA

looking forward that in a couple of years I'll be able to rewatch LOTR and Stargate SG-1

n-word!

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iftikhar hussain is a proud italian man

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he's a real piece of work isn't he fucking scumbag

Wonder how your victim and her polish friend are doing.

Probably doing well. Long since finished their degrees, likely well into high-paying careers by now and they've long forgotten all about smelly little Amer and his desperate brown willy.

go on

what about jamaica and tuvalu?

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why did the paki bloke in a dress see it fit to change tripcode yet another time?

We're dealing with a literal psychopath desu. His narcissism is so severe he's willing to chemically castrate himself with self prescribed grey market drugs and turn himself into a clown freak for attention on a racist anime forum. There's NOTHING he wouldn't stoop to for attention, including suicide.

where is bucks county on this thing?

child molester
not a meme like with 190 either he genuinely touched kids at his amusement park job and outside schools and blogged of it

don't know don't care

cos people filter him and he knows it

prefer not to even type these things

>spoopy
cringe off reddit twat

just face your fears bro!

my grandfather was an 8th grade dropout

when I think about it, the UK is difficult to define

>England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Island make up the United Kingdom Of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>Great Britain is only England, Scotland and Wales
>The British Isles is England, Scotland, Wales, NI and Ireland

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All of the above are anons in 2015 quoting extracts from his blog where he talked about "cunny" at the amusement park.

These references are now deleted from the blog website, amer himself said he'd remove these mentions when he saw that his blog was going to be read by people outside of Jow Forums:
desuarchive.org/int/thread/45618973/#45620851

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Him posting about groping children:
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fortunately it takes a mere 2 clicks to send him back to the abyss from whence he came (my filter list)

seethe on

my dad was the first in either side of my family to graduate from college

blog on

twitter.com/habboonexposed/status/1139848292794339328
proper English rose

>Monica White
More like Amer Brown.

my adolescence was mint and i keep wishing i could go back to it
reckon having kids and vicariously living through them is the way to go
just unhealthy otherwise
cant be wandering about the woods i used to get pished in now as a fossil of almost 23

reckon not
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they're very personal

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That's our new PM that is. just havin' a laugh down the pub

that was worth posting...

i'm rebelling against this society

dunno whether to get back onit after a heavy one last night
shall I go to the shop for more bevvies lads?

BASED

Reminder of what amer will resort to when starved of attention. I won't directly link it, but post 59148760 on desuarchive see for yourself.

howling

convinced my local Chinese doesn't start making collection orders until you arrive at the shop

jesus

the cockcge?

get some gear up you and you'll be right as rain

redact them for me la