Getting sent to Africa

I used to take business trips within the US that weren't like that but yeah fuck. Life is just gay.

It's pretty much this. I mean my boss isn't a huge dick, he flys me business class on a long hauls and tries to give me a breather, although yeah when I fly to Germany for business I usually land in the morning and then have a meeting that afternoon which is brutal. What usually happens is you have meetings the next day, and then they find out you are flying in the day before and say "well lets meet the afternoon of the day you land!" - this happens every time basically.

Honestly it would be neat to go to Africa for a safari or something but this trip will not be that. Flying to Germany or even Hong Kong is pretty easy, but once you have to worry about food, water, sickness, and if where you are staying is safe, along with getting your work done, it's not that appealing to me. It is what it is though, gotta work.

>on March 12–13, 2009, Saturnino Ncogo Mbomio, a member of banned political party died in police detention at Evinayong, ostensibly in possession of weapons for a coup. He died from a fractured skull, allegedly gotten in a suicide attempt falling from his bunk bed.[1]
sounds like a cartoon villain explanation almost

Yeah some of those African dictators really are over the top.

kek yeah their "president" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teodoro_Obiang_Nguema_Mbasogo is like Idi Amin 2. I was interested in Equatorial Guinea because Spanish is one of the official languages, but I've changed my mind. Better to visit The Gambia or other chill countries

brofen for the headache you’ll receive from travelling
Paracetamol for the temperature you’ll get from the water or interacting with locals

Listen to the other Africans it’s not >that dangerous.

>Paracetamol for the temperature you’ll get from the water
>temperature you’ll get from the water

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>In July 2003, state-operated radio declared Obiang "the country's god" with "all power over men and things." It added that the president was "in permanent contact with the Almighty" and "can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without going to hell." He personally made similar comments in 1993. Macías had also proclaimed himself a god.
>Nguema's opponents have accused him of cannibalism in reference to claims that he has consumed parts of his enemies in order to exhibit power.

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getting a temperature = getting a fever without cold, sore throat, etc etc

the water will give you a fever?

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