/cum/ + friends

this general needs more WoC(Women of Color)

I’ve had sex exclusively with WOC

>had sex
>not a normalfag
pick one

Nope those type of spots are generally on the upper thigh and it’s from grabbing her too hard during sex.

no

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isn't the sexpat like 50 and is bald

your post made no sense whatsoever...

It’s okay cause ive only had sex with one girl and she’s a KPOP obsessed Mexican

do you anons think this woman is attractive?

Have sex.

I get that /cum/ has a lot of female posters but damn is everyone here female? who the fuck brags about being 5’7/5’8 lmao

bruh the thread of that russian who cut half his toe off got me fucked up...janny please delete...

i do

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I'm going to go sleep now.

youtube.com/watch?v=D1YGeQLjdiw

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>people posting pics of actresses from like 2012
>they're all well into their mid 20s now
lmao just lmao

>i gave her a hickey
>"no actually those are on the upper thigh and it's from grabbing her too hard during sex" t. le sex god
>post made no sense obviously
>"have sex"

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the brit is a manlet nazi

most of u manlets are shorter than my mom lmao

Pretty fucked

your mom is a man LOL!

i was 11/12 back in 2012

lol

no YOUR man is a mom

5'8 is medium height
5'4 is when its manlet tier

bruh this nigga doesn’t even remember 9/11 hahaha

Fuck Thanos

there are men who cumshotted in a pussy the exact second the first plane hit the tower and made a 9/11 memorial beb

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i might be a virgin but at least i don't go to another country just to get laid

The hickeys are on the neck from sucking on it. The blood vessels pop and the skin is too thin so it’s visible.
If you grab women by the thighs too hard they will have bruises there too similar to hickeys on the neck.
You can’t give hickeys on her shins.
Kiki in the picture there has a spot on her lower leg on the shin. That’s probably from the razor she used.
Have sex virgin. Or live your whole life here shitposting petty grammar analysis. One Hungarian guy here mocked my native Hungarian dialect, he said he was philologist. You know where he works irl? At a fucking supermarket, he never finished university. That’s your future too.

Was talking to a girl in my car after she asked me to drive her home except instead of getting out of my car she kissed me and then I had sex for the fifth time in my life

can't poop

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Don’t bother, honestly.

I'm finally ready to watch the second Avengers movie

I still have a healthy disdain for foreign races, but one of the main reasons I’ve drifted away from Muh Far Right Politics is because of how many people in that scene are just using it as a manlet cope, poo eyes cope, closet homo cope, asian/jewish wife/gf cope, fat neckbeard cope, etc. Truly a disgusting group of people

It was even true back in the day, just look at Röhm lol

I see now at >chinkistani flag
>filename german
It’s a fucking 15yo Turkomutt on vacation larping on proxy.

FK is a notorious LARPer
We all know he’ s a loser virgin with a VPN

absolute cringe of a post

How could I forget incel cope haha

Which provider’s proxies work here? Or it’s about having a pass and you can hide your tripcode?

He’s a balding German sexpat, if past posting is to be believed

the same one who mocks me for being a virgin

You have to use a pass to get around the VPN block

Oof and yikes.

Ale I imagine you like this except fatter bc you said you were fat

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He’s not a sexpat he’s a NEET LARPer who wishes he was a sexpat
He’s also a complete virgin

Nah, he has hookers where he is from. Also can get ugly slavic women for marriage.

many proxies post
i have used korean proxies before

Ale has semi-covertly posted a pic before

>post
*work

>trust me bro that is a RAZOR burn not a HICKEY (editor's note: which i already told you I gave her so I guess I should know best? duh) because HICKEYS are only possible on the NECK and women only get bruises on the thighs when you grab her too hard during SEX because I have a lot of SEX

the romanian cope

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Disposable phone and email. Disposable sim card. Get buttcoins with voucher. So it’s worth somebody 20usd + 120usd per year to cringeout on an obscure site. Honestly if you were some tabloid journalist making shitstorms on Jow Forums or pushing AMD on Jow Forums it would make more sense.

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so the danish dough experiment failed, it's simply too hot here to work this dough. out of the fridge for a minute and the butter is already too soft to work with and just keeps getting squeezed out during lamination, would probably need a metal table with an active cooler underneath or some shit just to keep it from instantly turning to liquid jaja got me fucked up fr so i just punched the dough four or five times and slam dunked it in the trash bin
fuck this gay weather

shame about the butter tho...270g...RIP...(kirkland signature)

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streamable.com/s8mz8

latinX memes...love em..

what did she mean by this?

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Got high as fuck while watching Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (the episode where Knuckles gets fat to get pants) and it was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
I laughed until I couldnt breathe

do u kno de wey :DDD

maybe i will have easier time pooping when i wake up

WRONG Knuckles

so many fucking people have FAS face smdh
never should have looked it up

of?

at least you weren't aware of it before middle school

made one

mood is ruined for the day buds...my beautiful dough. so soft and supple and it rolled out beautifully if it weren't for the mf butter this would have been an amazing product in the end
should have just made cinammon rolls

to see it rotting in the trash (and still proofing in the tropical heat)
truly heartbreaking

gonna need to buy flour later
let's hope the baking of a loaf of bread will lift up my spirits

thanks for using my catchphrase...

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youtu.be/oKg0k46rw8s

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‘member back in the day when Chloe Moretz was touted as Queen LOL

>cook food
>lose appetite while cooking
>now it’s sitting around getting cold
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

lol

i go sleep now

bought subtle weeb attire again. This time its gonna be a jacket over $200.

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>2019
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

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made a thread on /ck/ about the dough failure
expecting no replies but /ck/ is a shit board anyway

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smoking is for brainlets tbH...

you're a shit poster so it fits you right.

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never smoked a cigarette in my life. i have smoked tobacco out of a gatorade bong with 3 people for no reason.

I’m glad to have switched from ciggies to Juul. I don’t necessarily care about dying younger, but the day to day health factor was a surprisingly big deal. I used to get sick all the time with bronchitis and shit, but now it never happens

youtube.com/watch?v=qpipLfMiaYU

I already posted that here slowpoke

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mexico seems like a shit country to live in DESU

borderlandbeat.com/

>have to work with the hottest single old lady at my job, she requested it
Mmmmm nice
Looking forward to getting to know you and your black stockings as well baby

kicked a dead roach in the underground parking because it was occupying my parking spot
turns out it wasn't dead and the nicca came running back at me
fuck them roachez

at least none in my apartment...

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Do you guys ever feel really ugly girls
Once in awhile a real beast will make me feel pretty hard. Like one of those caricatures of an ugly Chinese person. This one girl I work with has an ok body but big boobs. She was wearing a jacket to cover them up even though it's like 95° here. For some reason it really made me want to f u c k. Must just be because I haven't had sex in a while.

it's that primal shit
when all that matters is bussin a nut

You drive a car bro?

youtube.com/watch?v=KKqbasRFdCk
I feel very bad, got a cold and sick.

bicycle jaja

forgot to apply for my intl license back in the germ' so now i can't ride shit (legally at least, not like traffic police actually existed here...heh...)

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I have never seen a roach irl except in a natural history museum

I hate living in a rural shithole with no public transportation and that requires a car to get anywhere

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