I just received my Bulgarian EU citizenship. Tell me where to move in EU:

Well you don’t understand what I am saying. It’s not an option to hide in a corner and consume less like you’d do here. Westerners only care about money and you don’t have friends. If you can’t pay for your shit you will be in the street in no time. Also everyone hates Eastern Europeans irrespective of how well you know the language and how nice you act, you will always be disposable and dirt for them.

Only balkanoid turk I met was also the only balkanoid that worked. The rest steal metals from statues and railways because they are too lazy to do honest work.

Southern euros care more about money than norther euros though. Here its more about your looks and character.

He just said Albanian previously. You want to do a search on them too while you enjoy you comfortable little bubble.

I have relatives in Göteborg who have been living there for decades and I can assure you it’s virtue signaling. It’s the same shit but under the table.

is this even a question?

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>he only mentions capitals
there are at least 2 cities I'd rather live in than Warsaw
t. Wrocław

join your brothers in switzerland

>I'd rather live in than Warsaw

only because you can't afford to live in Warsaw

I want to fuck western girls and do drugs, why I listed real cities

>giant glass dildoes
yikes

Okay this is larp and you will just rot at a warehouse where you were born.

Don't worry Macedonia will soon join the EU and you'll get your own share of SkyForts

not everyone's cunt spans the whole continent it's in...

dont go to w*rs*w because its filled with w*rs*wi*ns

this

*in 10 years

Berlin if you like to party. Paris if you like museums etc. And Warsaw idk I've never been there.

Go in holland and rob some oranjes

what do Berlin and the village of Bhalevadi, India have in common?

they both have the same number of skyscrapers

This is how Bulgarians behave in Berlin. I hope you will stay among your kin in Eastern Europe.

youtu.be/YSnRdI4bOqI

no because warsaw is filled with w*rs*wi*ns

Bulgaria, the country that was so nice to grant you citizenship?

>admitting to being sub-slavic

Warsaw is gonna be the Slav Wakanda in 20 years

Berlin/Paris is gonna be the African shithole in 20 years

Depends what you like

t. seething słoik from Podlasie

user the native german population is shrinking you need to come here and become a hard-working, tax paying citizen. Or just hang around your albanian friends and deal cocaine and rob the elderly

No, stay out.

4) Fuckoff, Other Side of Earth

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Germany or Austria

Yikes, that gotta hurt!

Albanians have nothing to do with slavs at all

Are euros proud of this? looks like a weird suburban CBD

>skyscrapers
>good

We're full.

Come to the Netherlands

fuck off we're full

Oh, Berlin. What is Berlin? Berlin, as a city, brings nothing but shame to Germany on the international stage. When comparing Berlin with other European capitals such as London, Paris, Madrid and Amsterdam, any decent human’s face must blush in humiliation. Even small countries like Austria, Belgium or Switzerland have Vienna, Brussels and Zurich: presentable cities, complete with high standards of living. Germany gets punished with Berlin, capital of losers. In all the republic, Berlin is home to the largest number of arseholes by far. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin and Axel Springer are but a few examples of all the incompetent scum being kept here. Glorious times have long since passed, the city is face down in the dirt. Berliners are lazy sods to their very core. Traits that would, in any civilised culture, pass for nothing but laziness, rudeness, incompetence, dissocial personality disorder or idiocy, are taken by the Berliner and declared a way of life.

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That is why the Berliner harbours intense feelings of hatred for anyone who’s better than him in any way. Especially the all-around superior Southern Germany are a thorn in his side. He envies their success, and Munich makes the top on his list of hatred. That city is – and has! – everything that Berlin wants to be and have. Berliners take no interest in the fact that it is Munich that finances their dissolute lifestyle, in fact, they secretly believe that they have earned it. So instead of freeing themselves from their envious and resentful lethargy, instead of rolling up their sleeves and improve their city, they revel in their antisocial freeloading and praise their so-called global city. Culturally, Berliners are set up rather weakly, great works lie far back in history. Moreover, mispronouncing “g” as “j” is considered a great cultural feat. Advanced students have mastered ending each and every sentence with a “wa?”. The city’s culinary performance is second-rate. Here, a sausage made from glued-together, meaty odds and ends adorned with ketchup and curry powder is sold as a culinary masterpiece. Hardly any reasonable person would consider a bratwurst with ketchup a recipe, let alone the holy grail of culinary arts. Yet, in their magnanimity, the rest of the republic lets the Berliner keep his delusion, not wanting to amplify his inferiority complex.

Economically, Berlin is an utter disaster, even the late GDR stood on more solid ground. The local economy is based around alternative blogs, something-something-media and, if universities are to be believed, gender studies. Disregarding his own bankruptcy, the Berliner treats himself to prestigious projects like the city palace and the airport – which, considering its inoperative nature, is likely an art installation. Moreover, the city houses all popular parties’ headquarters, who refrain from using “traitors” in their official names (Probably for marketing reasons). For the longest time, this “town’s” “mayor”, the jolly Wowibear, butchered anything he found left in a presentable state. Long story short: Berlin is Germany’s tiled coffee table. It is to Germany what Greece is to the European Union, and if it had open sewerage, it would be Germanys Romania. Berlin is a blemish, the abscess on the arse of the nation. Berlin is the uninvited party guest, who didn’t even bring any booze and wouldn’t even understand he’s not welcome if he had is teeth beaten out and got thrown down the stairs. Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and should be sold to Poland for 200 Złoty.

exactly, you are so bad even slavs hate you

>poland as an option
3rd worlders amaze me

>I am an Albanian not slavic
>Being proud to be lesser than even the shittiest slav
At least you aren't a gypsy.

fuck it, its lisbon.

>weird
>suburban

it's the European Toronto

OP here. I am Bulgarian, not Albanian.

Amazed how you losers think, country = good or bad.

For Chads, there are only giga cities. This is why I've never mentioned your shitholes. I am only interested in based Berlin, based Paris, and Warsaw for their based skyscrapers.

London is on it but it's too expensive and even less fun than Berlin. Berlin has it all, the youth, the energy, the creativity, the vibe, the drugs, the parties. People should be taxed extra for living in Berlin.

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I actually care more about what third worlders think about Poland's firstworldness than what clueless firsties do

what about BULLGRAD na vodi?