/balk/ aka xpozed

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Theory of the day: xpozed has at least 3 personalities currently shitposting on /balk/ under different flags

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Based

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anime is for queers

Why "macedonian" "men" can't have sex

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and you're one of them?

Guys i hope you have a pleasent day bugars remember to return to tatarstan

Balkan is not a place for you you can live here but you want to expand you want macedonia to be bulgarian

MACEDONIA ESPECIALLY NORTHEN MACEDONIA WILL NEVER BE BULGARIAN

what stops me from making shit up on my CV and lying?
also fake degree and master?
what are they gonna do? call the university?

Οι Μαkεδόνες της Βορείου Μαkεδονίας πηδάνε Θεσσαλονέγρες

Kim Jong Un

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depends on what kind of job
if it's some fancy well-paying job or a state job they will obviously want to see your documents
if it's some bartender job they won't give a shit so long as you can make a mean coffee and know the basic drinks

just be a relative of the person whom you're trying to score a job with
guaranteed job

boomercide now

>state job

impossible here unless you are party drone

>Btw, why do you have a shitty cv instead of calling recruiters directly and telling them you're fit for the job cause of x reason?

What recruiters? What should I say? What if Im unqualified, please teach me how to bullshit my way around interviews I always choke

this is why employers worth their weight in IQ will ask for those documents in the application form

i don't know what kind of job sites fyrom has but you can attach pdfs and pictures in your mail, right

Uga bugars return in tatarstan

Death to serbia

Sqippy give nuse

Gayreeks makedonia oxi elleniki

The time has come

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>this is why employers worth their weight in IQ will ask for those documents in the application form

what stops me from photoshopping my name in the pdf

Stefane tsiganeeee, skopiaaa einai vulgariaaa

Any advice the tatars give you here is wrong, there they have jobs so there's a big chance you get a reply without "lying".

Here your "CV" gets dumped in the garbage bin with a hundred other desperate applicants. You need to do something different, like take the phone number of the HR person/boss and ask questions and talk over the phone or get the email and write a personal email.

>You need to do something different, like take the phone number of the HR person/boss and ask questions and talk over the phone or get the email and write a personal email.

Isnt that too pushy?
Why would he like a faggot who calls his phone unannounced begging for the job?

This is perfectly posible actualy once greeks genocide albanians and settle the land and also make fyromoids our pupet state

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You just ask questions. What job could you do?

Hey virgin kids go to the park enjoy sunshine

Kek, Albaboons btfo again

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So why aren't you at the park? Afraid some girl will let you fuck without a condom?

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XXAXXAXAXAXXAXA malaka pes oti exeis kai alla tetoia

Have any of you traveled alone abroad?I have 650 euros saved up and i want to visit somewhere as i havent left the country for 3 years now

Employers worth their weight take their own initiative and chase after the good employees on their own. Getting dragged through resumes and other chores should be an insult to any self respecting person. If anyone's using the interview to interrogate you on your education or anything else other than waging your character, then they're not worth your time unless you're desperate.

I fucking hate tags so much i seethe every time i see them fucking subhumans that make them should be forced to clean them up with their tongue

you can go to north korea for 450 euros all inclusive

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praying to allah

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wow where do i book my flight

You know what to do

youtu.be/TFoVz094nzA

>traveled alone

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north-korea-travel.com/

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how can you chase me down when i'm hiding on the penile eczema forums

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cant believe we share a border with these "europeans".

literally different race

I've been to greece twice and i kinda want to visit some forgotten asian shithole like laos or something but idk if i have the money for that
yeah im an autistic loser with no friends,why do you think im here

Why do macedonian 'men' have to travel alone and not with a girlfriend

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/Balk/ batkas, how long did it take you to reach that elusive status?

>здpaвeйдe, изгaм дa cи дeглapиpaм дoхoдитe и дa cи плaтa дaнaцитe :Д
>oд гaгвo ca вaшитe бpихoди :ДД
>oд бpoдaжбa нa мapгoдици
>дeбa :ДДД

>i kinda want to visit some forgotten asian shithole like laos or something but idk if i have the money for that
i jsut told you you can go to NK for 450 euros

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>alone
dont bother, it's gonna be shit

with 650 euros you can only go to Moldova, Ukraine or some Russian remote city.

Nothing else in Europe.
Maybe in Africa or some shithole in Asia but you are at risk of getting casually murdered on the streets so niggers can take your glasses or shoes.

Took me to hit 100kg x3 bench 3 years

Why not?
I just want to leave the balkans for a week or 2,am i really that limited

because you are gonna be alone

> i kinda want to visit some forgotten asian shithole
yes bulgaria

T. Retard/subhuman or mix of both

With 650 euros you can go to Paris, you don't need a visa and if you book now a month in advance a cheap flight will be 100e round trip. Book a hostel so you're at 20 a night, and spend a week or two exploring there. You'll see the most relevant city, and then you won't miss out.

you dont have many options with only 650 euros senpai
the only real solution is a visit to north korea its cheap and you get a lot of service since its the only country that would consider monkeydonia a rich first world country

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I'm alone here too,and i have nothing to really spend the money on,only thing i really buy is books but those can be found for under 5e for more than a week of entertainment
Yea ive been looking at flights for a few weeks now,i saw some really good deals(i saw 40e to copenhagen once)but not much point in going if i dont have the money to actually stay there

This, plenty of places he could cover with 400 (or less) on the hostel/air tickets and spend the remaining on random shit.
A subpar experience but its doable and hey at least you went somewhere

>Paris
>in2k19
Thank god i visited 12 years ago

>xpozed
more like Xpozzed

>the makke is blonde
good depiction

Took me a hundred fuckings of your mom

in the amphitheatre at uni i can spot 2 real blondes out of like 200 students

i can spot only one lol

plenty of trashy bottle blonde f*males with cheap dyes that look like shit tho

seakike?

/balk/ how do you feel about wester europe geting muslemed and blacked, i for one am so happy they can finally will see how it feels when the doomed us with the crusades and not helping with the turks

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hef seks insels

They are getting what they deserve,but i think their infrastructure is set up too well for the countries to collapse anytime soon,atleast not in our lifetimes

>Well yes, i do have sex woth my enormous cock every hour how could you tell

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t.Shinzo Abe

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>books
>entertainment
chose 1

>Personnel at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland were recently treated to a threat brief regarding an "increase in nationwide activity" by self-described "incels," members of an online subculture of "involuntary celibacy" who adopt an ideology of misogyny, mistrust of women, and violence in response to their failed attempts at romantic relationships.
daily reminder that if you cant get laid the US sees you as a potential terrorist

but i don't wanna have sex, i wanna have cuddles :(

i dont read dune to learn about politics my dude

State imported asian waifues when?

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>tfw no big titty japanes gf to rest my drink on her chest

normies could not give LESS OF A SHIT, so they will overlook this, as they should

as usual, law enforcement will rely on tips submitted to them by worried citizens, and judge on a case-by-case basis

>tfw no tomboy gf :((((

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work day is almost over /b/r/o/s
getting ready for the daily dose of rakiq ?

very based post

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>ne si naliva polovinka ot bankq s rakia za prez denq
not gonna make it son

Have sex(with humans)

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Thank god I'm not white

>Thank god I'm not manlet*

>they will spend decades in segregation known as "sheep fuckers", and the rest of their lives completely unable to reintegrate into society, dying with the stigma

why do they do this, there must be more to the story, like were pimping out the animals for other rednecks to fuck

With 650 euros you have enough to save up for a Bulgarian paper, why do you want to blow it on a vacation. Being Bulgarian is a great honor.

some firms/companies call Universities to verify with them if your papers are legit.

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you're replying to a 3rd world country, bro

Good luck calling in Russia then