Does this happen in your country?

Here too

>Why yes, I do have a smartphone. How could you tell?

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I got a bone spurt in my penis from the anal dildo playing.

based

>literally wearing cuckold's horns

lmao I literally have a bump right there. I though it was normal.

Underrated

Finally, wifi and 5g will allow us to reach the next step of our evolution, becoming cyber demons

Diclonius are becoming real.

*furiously feels forehead and scalp*

since when was this a thing in your country

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This desu. I'm not sure if I'm crazy and I have or if this is just my skull.

Is that the back of the neck?

its at the top of it behind the skull.

At least since the 17th century

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In Mexico too. “Ponerle los cuernos”.

I heard it comes from vikings hanging their horned helmet on the door when going inside to fuck someone's wife, though I also heard viking helmets didn't have horns so it was probably bs.

Well, this is fucking metal.

Well I have no bump. That means I am superiour to bumped "humans".

since forever

its also a saying here. putting horns on somebody means cucking him.

People did that here, unironically. The interesting part is that when the male came back and saw that his wife was pregnant, he gladly raised the baby even after knowing it wasn't his. The more descendants you had, the more land you could own basically.

It means you aren't as evolved

Same here.

it's from the minotaur myth
the king of crete got cucked by a bull and thus the minotaur was born

Frances deepest lore

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there is a certain logic to it to be honest. I always do the same in crusader kings 2, if somebody is fucking my wife that just means I have a spare heir. it cuts down on the incest too since after a few generations of intermarriage with the most important houses everyone is related anyway.

Alex Jones is going to have a field day with this

Making horns with your hand behind someone's head while taking a picture was a fun light-hearted thing to do, but at the same time it's calling that person a cuck so it could lead to a fight.

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The horn cuck thing comes from goats

I have it

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Do normies spend a lot of time talking in the phone? I thought all you did was slough forward and tap on screens.

It probably happens wherever there are zoomers and smart phones. I see the idiots walking around on the sidewalk and through intersections with their heads down slowly plodding along in a meandering "line".

>I thought all you did was slough forward and tap on screens.
That is what's causing it.

>bone spurt in my penis
How is that possible? Its vascular tissue, skin and urethra.

His pelvis spurted forwards and penetrated the penis from the back.

Nice try but Trump told me the Washington Post is fake news.

I have a bone between my brain lobes. What does it mean?

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All of you still miss the point.
Girls will soon have actual handlebars.

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