Cunt

no stepy pls

>That's a cute snek

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Some are okay but this shit scared me, I don't want to lose my leg

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Fuck sneks. I killed them more than running over strays.

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I love them

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Yes, I love catching grass snakes and I had a Boa as a pet for about a decade.

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These guys are much cooler.

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no fuck these creatures they are like worms except that worms are useful and snakes are not

imagine being a fucking crawling backbone without any limbs they can't even scratch themselves

Snakes kill rodents

Cobras fumantes

>worms are useful and snakes are not
Snakes help a lot to keep rodent levels down. I live on a farm and grass snakes and vipers are god sent, they alone take care of most rats and mice here.

I wanna fuck a snek

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I wouldn't mind having a king snake.
>mimics the deadly coral snake
>are docile
>is non-venomous
>is immune to rattlesnake venom
>kills and eats rattlesnakes

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hsss... hsss...

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cat does that too and has 4 legs

your mom likes my trouser snake lol

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And cats can't get under the floor of our barn, cats don't go inside stacks of hay, cats don't scare away rodents the same way that snakes does.
We have cats as well, several but they don't come close to the same level of efficiency as the snakes does.

I held one of those once at Eskilstuna Zoo here in Sweden. First snake I ever touched. Loved them ever since.

>tfw used to find them outside as a kid but apparently the snake population is non-existent around you these days

That's sad. Here in Sweden we only have grass snakes and vipers. Nothing quite as colourful and pretty as those.

Heh. My grandmother was a super christian woman from the south and thought snakes were literally the devil incarnate. Me and my mom would put the TV on Animal Planet and she'd go absolutely hysterical.

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I want a snake but they are a big commitment.

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and the evil twin
fortunately easy for human eyes to notice

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poor things

this

The reason I love St. Patrick's day (like real Irish people) is because he removed the snakes from Ireland which probably saved the life of many of my ancestors.

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White Snake

I do like snake.

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Based croissant

malvinas

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Flag,
Got nothing against 'em.

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>double hydration
My god.

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cats eat all the birds too snakes are more effective.