/brit/

lol shaggers got so utterly btfo in that last thread I think I dropped a few iq points reading their pathetic arguments

can feel toilbergs grasp slipping for today

kind of wish i was a lesbian
they have more fun it seems like

Incels are all beta males

post more of that thicc cyclist woman

tee hee I shag btw :>

"From Hitchens To Hitchens: How My Perspective On Things Changed Over Time"
Printing now

based thead, virgins rising up and the seizing /brit/

bringing any argument into the next thread is an automatic retroactive forfeit

CircadianRhythmberg's got me bollocks in a vice

Cant fucking post on /sp/ without being called fitizen
what the fuck did he even do to be remembered this long

Yeah guys thinking of being king of England AND France.

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lustberg firing up the loins again

Incels trying to get shaggers to fight their corner for them again
>"p-please you have to help me convince people that women are evil for choosing to fuck men with good genetics like they've done forever"
lol big yikes

im in trinity

>Shag? Well no, I've kissed some girls sure, but sex is an intimate thing only for people who are truly in love and I just haven't met the right person yet

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I shag because I like it
it feels good
I get confirmation of my status as a superior male
I get to cum in a twat
I get the rush of excitement and sexual tension
I get reputation

Hi guyz

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dilate

I'm knackered

Dave still going at it. Reckon he's sore about losing that debate over class earlier so he's playing the wind-up merchant now to win back some cred.

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i like to pick girls up as one night stands and then right after we start making out i stop and tell her i actually dont feel like having sex tonight and she can either stay the night and watch a film or leave

that way i am happy knowing that i COULD have shagged her if i wanted to, and sometines i get to watch a film while cuddling too which is nice

t. ex-shagger with his libido destroyed by SSRIs

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worst interaction on this site is when someone accuses someone of samefagging and they respond with an image showing which of the posts have (You)s

wasn't worth posting last thread either

sound

30 year old virgin

smart, based, and cute

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business idea: build a ship, call it the "Queen Katherine's Revenge" and start piracy again.

Making a controversial post

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Posting from Linux

same (cambridge)

Didn't need to second comma

I answered you last thread now shut up

Mad that pets are literally dosser NEETs

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*puts on a urban accent*

*puts you in an oxford coma*

doesnt matter really

there's a joke about oxford to be made here

*shags*

haha

>Of course, I don't shag, I'm saving myself for marriage, what gave it away?

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saw a chubby chinese lass today and fell madly in love with her
don't normally have yellow fever but something about this one just gave me the tingles
god damnit argh I'm so lonely and horny etc...

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Why the fuck are you guys making the same mistake all over again.
This whole iran bullshit reminds me of Iraq back in the days. Why do your politicians blindly follow the next best american retard? Do they think being Americas lapdog would help them in any way? I'm not even here to bait anymore, I just honestly want to understand it.

Business idea: putting on a screw face as soon as I leave the office for lunch and then returning back to a normal face once I've returned to said office

mad that Zoe got doxxed

*gives you a liverpool apostrophe*

what about working dogs

She wants a guy that pedals

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>you guys
*looks around*
who?????

absolute state of cope itt

lets just move on to a different subject; I propose abortion

rorke:
>what kind of evil person and unfit parents kills their own baby
also rorke
>this unfit parent must birth and raise their child

same mistake?
wasnt a mistake to the people in power they made a killing off of it

Look at this mushroom

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I was making out with this girl in the club and she said she was leaving, so I decided to leave too because I was already pretty tired. As we were leaving she asked me where I was going, I just said “to my place of course, where else would I go?” Then said goodbye

she dum

You as the british people who elected these people into power.

cant get my head around people who claim to go out magic mushroom picking

...

Gott imagine being that bike seat

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>leftypol be like: theres no other options just stick a coathanger in the babies heart

oxford comma bender

me? don't believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance

Quite enjoy eating different types of mushrooms when I get the chance.
Would never risk just trying a random one I saw in the woods though - I've seen that episode of Ripley's Believe It Or Not where the family ate the Deathcap.

theres some growing on the roundabout near my house, the wavy cap ones

i do wonder sometimes

She wants a man from brum

An invasion stops the Russian aka Chinese influence spread. It’s the Euro-US dominated world. The reason why Russia took Crimea was to have a warm water port. They want Iran for similar reasons

why not mate? its easy

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those two aren't contradictory...

not interested in any of the sub-discussions currently taking place on /brit/

I do it while I'm out truffle picking.

Yeah shaggings fun and that but I do wish you lot would stfu and respect women a little more. Maybe then you could get a relationship.

LETS HAVE THE GOVERNMENT BABY SIT US BECAUSE A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF THE POPULATION EITHER IS TOO INCOMPETENT TO WORK OR HAS KIDS WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO RAISE THEM PROPER! YEAH!! ITS FOR DA WORKERS INTERESTS!

arguments like these make me miss the unironic "Xbox one or PS4?" chat

man came here to have fun?

>baby

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She wants a man with a dark triad personality and high status job

toilberg put a padlock on the toilet door because people keep wasting the last ~30 minutes in there and now im proper busting for a piss

Want a girlfriend who has a cute crossdressing brother who is also "on the table" so to speak.

dont believe you

I escaped relationship toil recently
never going back, just confirmed that it's shagger lifestyle for me

Yanks wading in without a sense of irony

got some mates in Trinity i do

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Ah yes, just average incel standards then

>not 360 v ps3
‘ck off literal child

>dark triad personality
Is that real? Sounds a bit scary lol

theres a place on dartmoor

gay twat

yes leftypol the thing that grows inside a women is a baby