/brit/

imagine being this autistic

an insane lady started talking me for a good 10 min about inane shit. I didn't say a single word, just nodded and smiled. she supposedly have cancer, 150iq, 3 phd, was an army pilote (she can still pilote a plane in manual mode), been sleeping 1 hour a night the last 30 years, yaddi yadda

He's going to return later to have a wank over her.

*does your mum from behind and starts absolutely belting her arse with my hands*

Psychoanalysing a bit, I think the average /brit/ poster most looks forward to the occasional streaks of short non-sequitur posts

honestly i've really stopped giving a shit about immigration over the last few moths and now i just want corbyn in

IMAGINE the yank butthurt he would cause

Stop posting this rancid trollop

mad how girls have convinced themselves if they piss during sex it isn't piss

>she was wearing a long baggy coat to try and hide her fat body but I could see right through her

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my home town gets weirder and weirder by the day
might be time to leave

*simultaneously mogs your gf and your cock size*

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You were told yesterday to have sex.

What kind of educational background and work experience would I need to get accepted for a prestigious Jow Forums janny position?

To do the Expert and realist posters. I just assume stuff, ofc reading is good and improves literacy skills but your vulnerable to being influenced. The truth is there way too many cogs in the political system for there to be a conspiracy, it’s just parties vs other parties and then an outcome being generated from the outcome of this. Politics in other words is random you can’t really predict it

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its obviously a bloke

I know but it's difficult
Women won't talk to me because of my personality and looks lol also I'm only 5'3"

got to pass the equal opportunities test

thou shalt not shag

virgin freak

Poor cunt. No wonder you hate women.

She is a trollop though but used good angles
look at her other pictures shes rank

all shaggers itt will feel my wrath

wonder what gave it away

He has nice boobs

>this time tomorrow homoalone will be on his 14th losing argument and 650th 'blog on' of the day
Can't WAIT!

there was a violinist playing in town earlier
some guy came and plonked his guitar next to her and started looking around, exasperated
looked like he was gonna cry because she'd taken his spot

but yes standing by my assertion that my mental picture of the average /brit/ poster is dylan brosnan
the older /brit/ posters look like john maus

Took a vow of total celibacy and my power level has been increasing ever since. I have not experienced orgasm for years

A is for A black man
B is for Black boys with shiny williams
C is for Charcoal skin
D is for Dark
E is for Ebony Warhammer
F is for Fuck me, that's a dark one
G is for Gollywog
H is for Having intercourse with a black man
I is for Inky
J is for Jebends attached to curly wurly woggy willies
K is for Kunta Kinte
L is for Liberian fellows with great turgid nobs
M is for Mboko
O is for Oh my God, how big is that darkie's phallus?
P is for Pure African sexual aggression
Q is for Quite a hefty package you've got there, mister coon
R is for Rastus
S is for Sub-Saharan
T is for Thick Daedric members
U is for Unusually expansive Ugandan genitalia
V is for Very nice, Mboko
W is for Willy (property of Mboko)
X is for Xylophone (playing thereof, with Mboko's Willy)
Y is for Yellow (Mboko's favourite colour)
Z is for Zaire (Mboko's fatherland)

Thoughts?

Im pro-trans but only if they are attractive
Firmly against in other cases

youtube.com/watch?v=fG2seugAgnU

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so who would be the better choice for PM, Comrade Corbyn or Braggadocious Boris?

If you were a girl and a guy said to you after you said you were going to take a shower to "remember to wash under your foreskin" would you find that funny? Or would you be creeped out?

I mog him

Ah yes, the Taoist art of semen retention.

Just mentioning Zo3 for no reason

Talk about him lol, go on talk about him

thinking a do

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any hate their family man in

These tesco brand onion rings are disgusting but I can't stop eating them

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Retained my semen for 9 days now

Can't make head nor tails of this.

>gee user, how are you so quick at recognising fire hydrants?
h-hehe prefer not to say

Post a picture of your mug then I would bet you £100 that you don't lol

the government should give me free money for being so lonely

Are you joking look how fucking peng that goddess is

How's that going?

gee gee gee gee baby baby

You mean Mr Lewis Martinez?

im not a retard
autist
based

love being rich, really good feeling being able to help literally anyone and fuck someone ever whenever

Pussyyyyyyyy

It's going well I guess, haven't really had to fight any urges so far.

tfw never miss a traffic light irl thanks to my training

the song that started it all

just snapped at my mum for her shit driving and now she's in a huff

If you're male model tier, what's the harm in posting your face? What's the fear?

elect corbyn so he can kill the kikes pls

t. daily stormer

man stroke woman is pretty good

looking at some of my posts from 2018
thought they were from this year then i remembered that 2018 was last year
thought 2017 was last year but it's 2019 now so 2018 is last year not 2017

hes not male model tier hes son of famous actor tier you melt

Can't tell if this is a show of some kind or if you're just a caveman describing sex

what mong invented beer batter. vile stuff.

He's literally a male model

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laugh_track

Amazing to think there’s 7.7million of the 1%.

what does he want?

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mad innit

Let him in

mirth

blithering idiot

Reckon if the EU got its shit together constitutionally and stopped being such a soft touch people would like it more not less

No urges after nine days?! After about 3 days in I do be sweating

yea but not on merit

Iranian aggression cannot go unanswered

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I deserve a qt trap gf

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the gf

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can't stand this in I'm Alan Partridge
utterly fucks it
you can tell the show was not written in laugh track pacing

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No way is that a man

Why are so many brits so extremely redpilled on women? Most gercucks are orbiting like there is no tomorrow

Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
Come sweet death, one last caress

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holy fucking peng
he better still have his cock

thats a man?

it's really mad. we can't stop the constant flow of time. one day 2017 is last year then the next day it was last century

man arse is wrank

Bit more HRT and Poley will look like this

grim beyond reason

Have you SEEN the average British woman?

Another rancid trollop