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Go home

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I'm literally retarded and can't understand the difference between that one and the typical scheme. Also, I can't understand why those retarded ones can't convert thermal energy into electric energy directly.

imma go monday to see if they gonna give me my job back

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dance in the streets

youtu.be/HasaQvHCv4w

cum
youtube.com/watch?v=NZq5bqGgV-Y

seriously
how do i get a life?
people just say "go outside"
go outside and do what?

do you have a job

no how do i get a job
i always had money so i never had to worry about it

You don't, if you didn't make friends during childhood it's fucking over.

A lot of boomers don't support any more war because they're old enough to remember the last time we were in a big war.

Va te faire foutre

youtube.com/watch?v=PPzIWFJU_3s

Based mods

so effin epic!!

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underage posting is still illegal even if you're her age

I don't want another war.
At least I'll probably be exempt from combat since I'm partially colorblind and have hearing issues in one ear.

i really want to tell her guys ugh

War is good because people die

Based
War with Iran when

i'm pro iran war but only if illegals are sent to fight

God I hate American posters so fucking much.

No Iranian ever called me a goyim.

how do i get a job?

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ISRAEL
I DON'T CARE ABOUT IRAN
I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

Walk into a store, look the manager in the eye, give him a firm handshake and ask for a job.

I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE
I DON'T CARE, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I DON'T CARE

cum lol

Dead all fucking day then it turns into an absolute shit heap in the evening.

Was talking to a girl after a tinder date when she kissed me out of nowhere and started jerking me off
It was unexpected

should i get escape from tarkov
OR
should i buy some wow game time
ps i still need advice on how to get a job

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Ask a male family member how to get a job. Wait for MCC on Steam and play Reach with me.

Me? I'll get a reach around instead of some kiddie game

how old are you and what kind of jobs are you willing to do? have you ever had a job before?

seduce a girl that works at a place you want to work at and use her to get your foot in the door?

i don't want to work for a girl i had sex with thats' weird
i always had money so i never had one
i'm willing to do anything except gay stuff or poop stuff

how old are you? are you able bodied?

you don't have to seduce her pleb. just charm her and give her attention. gotta also make sure you're competent at the work too otherwise the whole thing will fail.

I love throwing when my team is angry teenagers in online games. Hearing them cry over mic "1v1 me!" is hilarious.

i mean have sex with her. i'm a pleb too haha

what game are you playing? i don't normally place bets on games where the player(s) has knowledge of me placing the bet

>when you ask important questions to actually help a nigga find a job but he doesn't answer them
guess you're on your own then

Siege.

i've only read siege, never played it

Mexicans drink lots of coca cola because when you combine it with spicy food it tastes specially delicious.

my only exposure to siege is WingsofRedemption clips

never considered that, but that's true, it is really good with spicy food

Siege is fun on the rare occasion that you get a team that isn't sub-80IQ troglodytes, children, or niggers.

I get most of my enjoyment out of making these bad players seethe by throwing.

theres no good fps games anymore

warface was the shit

Maybe try diet sweetie :3

I fucking hate this house. My grandma is downstairs talking on the phone and I can hear her with her horrible phone voice as if she was in my room

youtube.com/watch?v=wBe13StTKaM

Put some headphones on or go walk

I was just hyperventilating real hard and i couldn't get my mind off of a particular event. Then i fainted.
Is that what a panic attack is?

Ye

kek
Couldn’t remember if you hid your butt plug?

Nope, my best friend died a couple months ago though, and I've been really off since.

What were the circumstances of this event?

How long did ya know him

I am eating chicken and playing a Japanese dating simulator.

2 years, but I've spent so much time isolated and had a fucked up childhood, that was my longest non familil relationship.
She got into a car crash and didnt make it. It sucks because we were on the outs a bit and i know there is no saying goodbye for something like that, but the way we left off really kills me.

>having 3D relationships
Heh, suckers.

open bob

Posted a picture of myself online for the first time in about 9 years. God I'm an ugly bastard.

gonna go out to eat

Any cute stoners (dude) around? X

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naaah boo, don't say that, u gorg

>assholes
>being nice
But that's an antithesis

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just get a haircut

how many jelly rolls she got tucked up under that mess

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXIbWX999V0

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It certainly wouldn't hurt, i am currently quite shaggy.

Thoughts on this thot?

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youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc

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youtube.com/watch?v=VNyP3uzgRhA&feature=youtu.be&t=30

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send her the mommy's milkies poem

only water

I'm going to sleep, /cum/.

all the money i got as gifts are almost gone

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thoughts on Juice WRLD

Goodnight bud

you know what grinds my gears

when mexican designers or mexican-inspired designs dont use mexican models or use whitexicans models

It's understandable though, who wants to deal with fucking mexis?

kpop fans are the worst
change my mind

Which city in the whole united state would be the best for me?
> I hate autumn
> I hate winter
> I hate snow
> I hate ice
> I hate frost
> I hate cold climates
> Where you need clothes for winter
> I only like places that only have hot and warm weather all year round.
> city where you only need T-shirts, shorts, sandals and Stockings -> (optional)

People like this are probably worse (tranny "athletes" outrunning little girls)

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Hearing my brother complain on his mic makes me laugh.
>"Little bitch!"
>"Nobody likes you"
>"Go eat a cock"

was he homeschooled too?