/brit/

will unironically finance a car like a psudeo-deano I am once I get my first pay packet

theres multiple charges which cannot be bought against him because he is a standing leader (funnily enough netanyahu is in the exact same position and has numerous corruption charges to his name but him being president is keeping him afloat)

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posting my todger unironically subedition

thoughts?

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Going abroad alone for a couple of weeks and my mental state is VERY weak, think I've got a 50/50 chance of topping myself

everyone's seen it already mate get with it

are you thick?

imagine the mental torture tim must go through, every single fucking day like this, assuming everyone's out to get him, must be a living hell

Go out to sea lad. Always calms me.

>uncut dicks actually look like this
hilarious

will you write a suicide note lid?

>police
deary me

...

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de_lads

chip chip cheerio
>flag
>uncircumcised
press X to doubt

elton john

*stirs the deepest essence of your Germanic soul*
youtube.com/watch?v=SRmCEGHt-Qk

bit small

one large quiche lorraine, half a bag of curly fries, a can of baked beans and 3 pieces of bread and butter straight down the gullet

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hello jewdick

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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why has no one intervened yet, someone should have bought attention to the NHS to have him sectioned 2-3 years ago

Thoughts on tobacco?
Thoughts on alcohol?
Thoughts on tea and coffee?

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youtube.com/watch?v=M8GQ_nIf4qg

it's mad that tim literally went on a schizo rant infront of two police and nothing's happened

World peace would become a feasible reality if Israel (America) was wiped off the face of the earth.

>trying to reason with an insane paranoid schizo

oh dear this isn't going to end well

because the NHS is useless and needs scrapping

I feel unhappy

wasn't born here thank god
what are you on about?

look at that fucking head...

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thesun.co.uk/news/9319878/sex-business-teen-escorts/

lol

let's just say, hopefully you're either a grower or good at receiving

wtf people drink lube?

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he's not a threat to the public, the NHS mental health services are already cut to the bone, as long as they're not a danger to themselves or anyone around them, insane people are allowed to roam free

Besides not like tim would accept help were he offered it, he's he hardest kind of mentally ill person to work with, one who doesn't only actively believe he's not mentally ill, but one who thinks everyone else is part of some massive conspiracy to harm him

Sad really

imagine

the grimmest thing I've ever seen

jesus

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her tummy is god's gift to mankind

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based

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el gato es muy bonito

Hello lads

Giving me a panic attack

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>her tummy is god's gift to mankind

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what do you want

think we found homealone a girl

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should be a crime to be so pfhwoar worthy

LOTS of Russians in this hotel. They stand out like a sore thumb. They dress like they’re stuck in the last century but the girls are piff as

Just dropping by, /deutsch/ is dead like the people and the country.

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So apparently it's incredibly easy to get sex for free and yet that thing makes £2000 a night

literally watched every good film ever made

gotta start young
teenvogue.com/story/why-sex-work-is-real-work
also
>imagine paying a couple of quids for that

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hey homo

would in a nightclub
can't say I'd pay for it

right well either contribute something or fuck off back where you came from

Bruh, look at this dude. Wait till you see the f- oh no no no no oh ho ho OoOoOoO- HA HA HA! LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!

Good post, but you're still a faggot.

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Why do brits always dodge the question or give a non-serious answer when I ask why there are so many pedophiles in the UK?

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what was the best one

>bit small
>what are you on about?

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more nonces in the US

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>Everyone has sex
amazing how out of touch with reality girls are

If I link you guys my twitch, will you watch me regularly? I need more viewers. I'm currently playing through all the metal gear games.

pedophilia is a social construct

what do yours look like sitting down then?

literally never watched a good movie

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Imagine if Tim was armed

Men smell different to women

The US also has more people.

don't think we have a higher percentage of paedophiles than other countries

Ok, have Kiki's feet with cheap Lidl-brand rum.

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>"All this time I've just been sleeping with loads of people and not even getting no money out of it," she says. "So then when I actually finally slept with someone and got money out of it I was actually proud of myself that I got money from it."
absolute state
literally just be a woman

Would never have sex with a girl that couldn't sail.

I would watch you if you went out onto the streets of london and streamed yourself insulting non-whites

this but unironically
I've never seen a movie where I thought "wow that was amazing" after

female convict scorpion jailhouse 41

My glans is not longer than my shaft for instance

NEED this Jewry out of business ASAP