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Join the eurozone lads

off to the gym at half past

Rancid trollop

the holiday plan:
>flight to hong kong
>7 days in hong kong crashing at my mates place
>train to Shenzen, hang out with a friend
>train to Shanghai via Beijing
>2 days in Shanghai crashing at my exgf's place
>Trans-Siberian through Mongolia to Lake Baikal
>meet up with 2 Russian friends there
>4 days in Lake Baikal with them
>Trans-Siberian to Vladivostok with them
>2 days in Vladivostok before my russian mates continue on to Japan
>fly back to london

alternately if i dont have enough money for this i might just do a straight "London/Hong Kong/back to London" maneuvre, since the Russian trains and visas are pretty pricey

fucking nigger bet you use wikipedia as a source and post rants about old people voting tory on facebook

Spoiler: it was pakis

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Looks cool

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How does one actually get a gf like this is it just like usual or am i putting fit birds on a pedestal?

hong kong sounds pretty dull

Blog off

Why did he lose? I thought he was supposed to win it all

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honestly prefer bare legs

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rorke losing the plot that cleese isn't -as they had previously thought- one of them

Please do not respond to oxford bender

how easy is it to buy weed in cambodia?

Just as well her chebs are there to distract you from her face

niggly wiggly

on tinnie number three lads

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To intelligent unironically

just got a text from sarah from the conservative party asking if i'm voting for them

this is my fetish
fuck

. He's saying their ideology is a cope for the fact that they're at the bottom of the physical or mental pyramid which admits there is one. And if there is a ranking of traits and races are peoples of similar traits he is in a roundabout way admitting that too.

Taiwan >>> China including HK
Taipei is a cool megacity and you also have some absolutely beautiful mountain hikes since half the island is just wilderness

quit acting so niggardly lads

Good work going to Baikal, truly hidden gem.
20% of the world's fresh water in one lake and nobody in Europe even heard of it...

When man said "got 95 overall" jheeeeze man felt that

/brit/ generals have very nice pictures in the op recently

Exhibit A
The former foreign secretary told the Telegraph he would use money currently set aside for a no-deal Brexit to raise the 40% tax rate threshold to £80,000 -

and partly by increasing employee National Insurance payments in line with the new income tax threshold.

but the biggest beneficiaries would include wealthy pensioners, and people living solely off investments, as neither pay National Insurance.
Exhibit B
Young people under 30 are spending less on non-housing items than the same age group in 2001, a new report suggests.

It found under-30s are spending 7% less than that age group did 18 years ago. Over-65s' spending has risen by 37%.

I'm not white but I'm slowly starting to realise the importance of ethnic homogenity for the long term security of a community.

*ahem* Fuck anglos

never really understood why people get upset over me shagging black, indian, or oriental women
reckon it's just upset incel cope
>b-b-but s-s-s-s-she's n-n-not white!!!!!
wind your neck in and get a grip

He'll get caught sucking off his Russian bfs on the train (frequently used by soldiers and poor people) and have his head stomped into red mashed potato and his body tossed into a non-descript birch forest.

Dont know if he makes music anymore

HAHAHAH GET FUCKED ARROGANT STUDENT CUNT SHOULDVE WORKED HARDER

I like to hang out with all my friends on /brit/

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Is Hunt the quintessential /brit/ candidate?

>yellow fever
>meek and autistic
>racist about pakis
>brexiteer

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I've done Hangzhou-Shenzhen by HSR and it ended up being uncomfortable
I'd much rather fly or get the sleeper

>tricked by a bus

how is it incel cope when you know that incels obviously have a better chance with asians or Indians

Feel the third poo of the day coming.

based
just dont have a kid with any of them

real eyes
realize
real lies

stop making me feel sad

how do you have all these friends in different places

This is a very unattractive woman.

You haven't shagged any indian or oriental women. Possibly blacks, but I even doubt that it.

He's the English teacher in Japan that actually went on to do something.

well generally only gimps that cant pull here go to asian countries to pull bugs

how were the last two? everything flowing well?

Only white women and virgins (especially ethnic virgins) get upset

why are non-white women easier? I've almost never had a white woman openly display interest in me yet non-white women do it all of the time

this reminds me that I walked by my 15 year old neighbour whom I haven't seen in about a year and now she has massive fat tits. Felt a bit pervy ngl

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Not really up to date on the race over there.
Can I get a non-meme answer of the prime minister race happening there? Who is looking to be the winner and what party?

1st a bit messy (did it at work)
2nd was mostly liquid (felt like the remains on the work poo)
All going out without any problems though.

boris johnson conservative party

HAHAHA BASED!

shagged 11 women in my time lads

2 of them indian/british

1 Singaporean

2 Americans and the rest white english

Bon appetit lads

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she's a lower/lower-middle class 6/10 mate, there's a lot of pedestal at play here

none of your business, fuck off

>107328481
>implying i am dumb enough to sleep with a russian homosexual
would rather not get AIDS thanks

Shagged 11 women by 17

but there's loads of foreigners living here already
why go to china for chinese food when you can pop into town and grab a cheeky chinky with some salt and pepper chips?

Boris PM is happening, the yellow fevered freak might cause an upset though (very unlikely).

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Women want strong, rich, intelligent men with plenty of social capital (physical attraction, friends, sexual prowess).

Why is this difficult to understand?

for me?
it's 8-10 white girls, 1 girl from hong kong and 1 mixed race girl

Rude

Based

I've got the first one

nice slab of reddit - the meat

I think its because white women think that men don't like it when they act “girly” and show interest, then wonder why guys wont talk to them
Lots of white girls try hard to be “one of the lads” or just act aggressively slutty which turns most guys off wanting a relationship.

bit overcooked

looks nice, enjoy

the rapper spammer has fled to the love island general

women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

fuck off to /fr/ with that gobbledygook talk

is it easy spotting americans in the uk? and what does it mean when someone says "i thought you were canada"?

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messaging with this thot from the norf.
she keeps suggesting i come to her and fuck her.
But im an autist.
Pic related
im drunk as fuck btw
Pic related

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how did you start communicating

i have a disproportionately large amount of east asian friends

partially because my uni is full of international students and also since they tend to stick to their own group, once you make friends with 1 or 2 asians then they introduce you to their dazzlingly large circle of other asian mates

ive got friends in pretty much every asian country now, and yet not a single irish or scottish friend (thank god)

go fuck her you mollusc

"loads" not really when you think about the numbers. the chances of you meeting a chink here are slim really unless you sought it out but even then, they have more choice of white western men here. that's why gimps go to gook countries because the women will fuck any decent looking white man

but it's like shagging a retard or something

Bone a petite.

I'm the 3rd one is that enough

phwoar can imagine

shame about those tattoos

> his country worships COWS

big yikes

oooh you're ard

Just as well we live in the times we do then

I want to smell Emma Watson’s poo

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looks a right dirty mate, get her pumped

also im a virgin

>strong
Yes
>rich
Helps, but isn't a deal-breaker
>intelligent
Only if you want an intelligent girl in return
>physical attraction
Yes
>friends
Yes
>sexual prowess
Helps, but if you have the majority of the above, they will still want you

that's definitely true but they also seem to actively hide the fact they're interested in someone
I kind of get the suspicion when they're interested in me but there's so few signs to go off of I never have the courage to pursue them

'

>because the women will fuck any decent looking white man
this hasn't been the case for many years, they've wised up to this sort of thing